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exercise edition

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janny will NOT be happy with this edition

jesus you can basicly see everything

got a decent jawline but that's the only good part about me

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Woman are pretty neat at the end of the day.

wtf is the lil white thing htat ppears on the far right

ayyy helo frends can I bost her :DDDED

fuck up

victims of child molestation grow up to become gays which is worse

Who wants to hear a funny joke?

What's the proper British version of Chad?

state of new zullund

yeah righto give us one.

nigel farage xD

Chadly

*googles every prominent mathematician, surgeon and physicist*
*all of them are men*
hmmmmmmmmmm
makes me think

>brits
is there a bigger jf tell than this

Lads
Lads

Listen to this joke, lads

How many lads does it take to change a lightbulb?

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A Ladder

Tired of all this smut. Am off to run around the forest and do pull ups on tree branches while listening to Viking metal on my iPod. Enjoy your porn runtoids.

Bald

What’s the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

icks a ball*
*dramatically tumbles over after brushing past someone*
*gets a silly haircut*
ahaa alri lads where do I collect my £250000 per week?

hello you fucking Stalinist

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Floozy.

Okay, /brit/, bear with me here. My GF and I recently started having sex. I'm not sure the best way to explain it, so I'm going to come right out and give examples of things she says during sex.

>You're doing great!
>Your technique and fundamentals are really good. (while going down on her)
>Yes! Keep going! You can do it!
>That's really good. You've reached your goal and I'm going to cum (This is an EXACT quote!)
>Wow! That's good. You must have been practicing!
>That’s IT! You’re doing beautifully
>You did that very well. I came really hard. I knew you could do it
>I’m very proud of you

Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying while we are having sex. Yes, while we are fucking, she keeps saying all these words of encouragement. What is she, my fucking coach? I',m so flabbergasted by this, I don't even know what to say to her. She doesn't even really talk dirty, she just will shout all these words of encouragement.

I really have to dig deep in my mind for really dirty thoughts to stay in the mood because to me it is so ridiculous that I just want to burst out laughing sometimes. What is this all about? I mean do you think maybe she is not comfortable with talking dirty and this is her way of dealing?

It's seriously fucking weird.

slow down there batty boy

↑ this poster will bum ↓ this poster

will be printing this post out to read on my monday work commute

me

ughhhn

cease posting this repugnant reprobate immediately and henceforth

I don't know?
Tell us then.

Is she Asian? Autistic?

are you sure she isn't a 2D gf simulator app?

>got a permanent job in london
>will never be able to afford a house

"May I push your stool in?"

Any big booty asians in??

lefties unironically think dump is going to invade north korea to keep himself from being impeached

Should I install tinder for the bants of putting down slags lads?

waheyyyy

would like to know who this limber lady is so i can find other pictures and videos of her being flexible and exercising.

hate b*ers

yeah i'm sorry man basicly only way u will be able to buy is parents helping you or do some wanky job like banking

Ayyyyyyy,
Legitimately got a laugh outta that.

>can't watch .webms on phone

shit

its rare to see the daily thoughts of a great man who will shape history akin to napoleon

Thanks, lads.

he can't realistically get impeached until his second term anyway, Republicans have a majority in the House and it's unlikely there'll be mass defection

what went wrong lads?

Can someone explain to me in Lehman's terms, what the meaning of life is?

chewing my own colon like a corn cob x

absolutely nothing

Thank God /brit/ is basically ded these days.
First time on in a week.
Holy shit 25 posters, LMAOing

What is the proper scientific term for simultaneous penetration of the growler and the arse?

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THIS IS AN URGENT APPEAL SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME FOREIGN CITIZENSHIP UNDER THE GENEVA CONVENTION

IM SICK OF THIS DREADFUL COUNTRY WHERE MORTGAGE LENDERS, PAYROLL, LANDLORDS AND NEW HOUSING DEVELOPERS KEEP MESSING ME AROUND

double penetration I believe

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Are you fucking RETARDED???????????

alt-j? more like alt-gay lol

i know the lad who writes these and it still spooks me a bit seeing normals post them everywhere

does this actually turn anyone on?

what the fuck

just get an irish passport you bender

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what did you do to get a low score

Cant

That is correct

Emma Watson could be having a poo this very second. She could be expelling poo from her anus as I type this. It's really quite incredible to think about. I would love to get a sniff of her bum after a poo.

split my pint once

bit like that Black Mirror episode

i have 4.5 and it is genuinely completely undeserved, i've done maybe 80 uber trips and only 2 of those deserved a low rating, 1 of those I completely own up to was my fault the other was not my fault and fault of the police blocking the road so the guy couldn't get to me. Any other less than 5 rating is bullshit really. I do understand though why some cocksucker who goes a long way round so i have to pay more money rates me less than 5 when I call him out though

feel shit after quitting drinking.

i think the hangovers were maskig my otherwise poor health

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Thank you, my ally

absolute fucking state
just get a taxi you mong twat
shut up fatty

one of the benefits about hangovers is that it's hard to feel depressed while you're hungover, all you're thinking about is not being hungover anymore.

wut? it's cheaper lol

me in the back pretending not to be incredibly annoyed by the obnoxious black man

tell the story of the one that you deserve

take a good look lads, this is what will become of us humans once the singularity hits.

not getting picked up is cheaper, yeah
state

Take exactly what you just wrote minus the curse words and say it to your girlfriend

... Window cleaners still here ... Picture by me Timothy James Byrne on 6 October 2017 ...

*cuts your benefits*

not really a story mate, just had to get him to stop the car to throw up lol. Completely accept that as my bad

might erect the 'enis

23 more minutes of toil

i have a friend that threw up inside a taxi

glhf

how fucking rich is timothy james bryne that he has his fucking house profesionally window cleaned

me 2, i've never thrown up inside one but was very close with this uber guy

>people in britain are not allowed to clean their own windows
THE FUCKING STATE

look like a secondary bond villain

never taken a taxi or any form of public transportation

any Sunn O))) man in

he's on max rate disability benefit and has a trust fund

reckon black people come in two modes: charismatic and annoying

never met a boring black person though

toil ends in 19 minutes

>browsing Sup Forums
really, really bad poster

I have

Where's the willy?

yeah they don't have public cranes