The names Bond, James Bond

>The names Bond, James Bond

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>Bond

>Irish bond
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>classic bond
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>bond

>>Irish bond

>still pretending Irish and british are somehow different

too bad he tanked his career playing Magnetman in a shitty soft reboot

>Mr Bond

all his X-movies have been successful even Apocalypse though.

if anything tanked his career it was AssCreed

>Bond

>Bond, Jane Bond

>Bond

Always and forever.

>Do you expect me to talk first, do you talk first?

>James Bond, Secret Intelligence Service

>mfw feminists get it in to their head the idea of making James Bond a black woman so they can ruin a patriarchal franchise

Bhond*

The only correct answer.

>Bond

>The names Bond, Jamal Bond

The names bond.

Now lick my feet slave.

>Bond...James Bond

This would be great but i feel like it will never happen.

I think craig's bond has made it the norm that he has to be very physical, which cavill can do for sure and he really looks the part.

Almost to perfect to be chosen.

>>mfw feminists get it in to their head

they should get some recipes in there along with the ability to understand Master and Commander

Names- *scratches forehead and looks off into the distance- bond. J-j.jimmy Bond! *awkwardly looks at the ground with a slight smirk*

literally perfection

Cuck Bond, license to trust women, unconditionally.

Imagine it was this, and instead of he mandatory "bond with shirt off scene" it was emma putting on some black lingerie with a gun in the garter, muh dick.

Pierce Brendan Brosnan
16 May 1953 (age 63)
Drogheda, County Louth, Ireland

Bond?

Mainly because that's a model and not an actor.

He'd actually be a good bad guy

I really liked him in Man from UNCLE, will sadly never get a sequel.

Look, it's gonna be Rupert Grint

Accept it

He's great in the man from uncle though, he's basically bond lite

I hate niggers but this is the right choice

Name's Bond. James Bond's icecream truck at your service.

Pic related (James Norton) is my choice

Strong choice, but I would have liked to have see him get the part when he was a bit younger. Still solid though.
Complete dud of an actor and way too much of a conventional pretty boy to play a cold blooded killer like Bond. You might as well pick Liam Helmsworth or some shit.

>irish/german
>bond
Literally, unironically kill yourseld right this fucking instant

Not really, he should be modelling for CK or some shit, not embarrassing himself on camera.

>My name is Bond

Did you just assume Xer's code name?

He's a very handsome guy, but not a "pretty boy"

I'm hard already

Better than the fucking Irishman for sure

>nigger playing bond

He is jacked but without the beard he has a completely standard male model type look. Big budget capeshit hero films where he doesn't need to act are perfect for him. There is no way he has the skill or depth to pull off a character like Bond though.

The fuck's wrong with his mouth?

yeah, because all pre-Craig Bonds weren't conventional pretty boys

this

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It's been perfectly designed and streamlined for cock sucking

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>Pierce Brosnan
Exactly why a mick cannot be trusted with the franchise

my penis isnt in it

unironically Idris Elba

Why not? Did it not do well?

kek
How many times have you fapped to Jupiter Ascending?

Have you seen him in UNCLE though?

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>Bond, James Bond

this human duck hibrid is disgusting

Nope, pretty much flopped

and so was Brosnan, Dalton was Welsh and Moore and Craig are English, if you're talking realism then Connery was the only acceptable Bond

Fassbender, Cavill, Elba and Hardy would all make passable bonds
Redmayne doesn't have the right masculinity to play bond
but the correct answer is there isn't a perfect actor at the moment that is of the right age for studios to invest a few films on
Elba is the closest thing we have
I think Americans shouldn't play Bond because he disagrees with their attitudes so much in the books

Craig making the role quite physical has to be the worst thing to have happened to the series

Personally I would make a close to the books ageing bond with Dominic West starting from Thunderball and have him retire at the end of golden gun
Then reboot it with someone in the future and make the books up to Goldfinger

I'd love to see him in something Bond-style, but just make him 008 or something to sidestep the entire issue.

The name's Sound. Nootka Sound.

Yea the scheming cunt from GoT, we totally need him, hes so hot right now.

fuck off

They either were older looking men who had a seasoned and distinguished look (Brosnan, Moore, Connery etc) or outright weird looking (Craig, Dalton etc). Cavill looks like a Hollister model. Also, he's a shit actor.

Sad to hear. Very underappreciated

>Bronsnan
>Moore
>seasoned

>Dalton
>weird

>Dalton
>weird
Check your eyes, boy.

What the fuck is weird about Dalton? He is totally into that first category.

I would even defend that Craig is too, but that's beside the point now. But Dalton?

>Now who wants some candy..?

>Moore's Bond solved the energy crisis and went to space
>A "pretty" assassin is just too unbelievable for this franchise

he looks like archer

Moore looked like a skinny older man when he played bond
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Dalton was straight up weird looking. Craig has an extremely unconventional face.

Cavill probably could have been an OK choice 40 years ago when Bond was more one dimensional as a character but he wouldn't be able to match the range and complexity which modern Bonds like Craig brought to the role. The series would have to regress back to Goldeneye style Bond films to match his acting style, which wouldn't really play in this day and age.

>Born in Germany
>Irish

Is he 'Irish' like all of the obese Americans who claim to be 'Irish'

>Yo, de namez de'bond, wazzup?

>Moore's Bond solved the energy crisis and went to space
That's what I'm saying though. That kind of stuff doesn't work in 2017. The Bond franchise has moved away from the one note performances, the gadgets, the outlandish plots etc. Cavill as Bond would be a step back in that direction. They need to pick someone with actual emotional depth as an actor for the franchise to continue to make sense in modern times.

A saga of vintage traditional Bond hijinks in the Cold War Era would be refreshing as fuck.

Plus the 2010s have had nothing but nostalgia boners foe all things pre-90s

lol what happened to his hairline? fucking hairlets

>bond

>15 years too early

>modern Bonds like Craig
you mean Craig Bond period

New story arch would have to include him impregnating every Bond girl and abandoning the children.

Then complaining about Child Support Payments

Tyler Perry in the writer's room when?

is this shopped? it looks shopped, but you can never be sure with her

really? i never looked into it but i actually liked that movie.. thought it did ok.


Budget $75 million[3]
Box office $109.8 million[4]

ouch

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Yeah I can see how he looks weird in that shitty photoshop. Other than that he's almost exactly the same type of guy as Brosnan, with a bit more widow's peak.

>So today I'll be reviewing this Martini

> elba

Make your own franchise you dirty niggers

jesus fucking christ

You tried.

its real

I think because nobody really knew what it was, and it was encompassed by several blockbusters that year, so it was easily overshadowed.

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You're literally being trolled by white surburban teens.

is she a competitive powerlifter?

yes

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