Eli Erlick goddess edition
/cum/
David Butler
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Jace Thompson
Tfw brainlet but have good grades thanks to my good memory
Eli Jackson
stop being hikikomori
Nicholas Smith
Rick and Morty is the official, /cum/ approved animated TV show. This is not up for debate.
Jayden Hughes
4th for felicity
Julian Russell
last thread isnt hitting bump limit yet
jannies delete this
Matthew Evans
Did you save that from me? :3
Caleb Turner
last thread is boring and dead.
Josiah Howard
Tfw not a brainlet but have bad memory.
I can prove anything I need to for a (real) math course, but ask me to remember equations? I'm fucked
Kayden Allen
>Black people
Zachary Mitchell
An exquisite and very nuanced post. /cum/ needs more posters like this 2bh.
Christian Johnson
What happened? What did it say?
Ryder Ross
why doesn't she go for the unibrown?
she's not fooling anyone
Colton Wood
I like her eyebrows
Julian Allen
that's a manish girl
Juan Torres
the f**t n*zi was tossing out racial slurs again
Brandon White
>Black people
Charles Ross
It's friday
going out tonight
Levi Gray
where
Nathaniel Garcia
idk
somewhere in the city its still early and theres lots to do
Adrian Young
>colbert walks on stage
>sooo...
>DINKLE DANKLEDOCK, DID YOU REALLY-- I MEAN, REALLY, THINK YOU WERE **ACTUALLY** GOING TO BE PRESIDENT??
>audience hoots and howls with rallying cries of agreement
>SILENCE YOU SHEEP. WE MOURN THE LOSS OF OUR STRONGHOLD ON THE AMERICAN ZEITGEIST
>all white males in the audience are liquefied into primordial ooze, which creeps into the pores and orifices of colbert, now offering himself on a refitted satanic altar
>FUCKING FOOL, FUCKING TRAITOR. HEH, TWO SCROOP THIS!!! FUCK YOU!!!
>colbert pulls out a white infant from a hidden compartment and, grabbing it by the feet, wildly slams it into the corner of his desk
>he defecates on the mangled remains and broadcasts a still image of the dead child for the next 5 minutes of the show
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.
>...
>a minute passes. cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. all white males in the north american continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. remaining survivors convert to islam.
>...
>he suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"stay right there ladies and gentlemen! coming up is brad pitt and miley cyrus! stick around!"
>2017 emmy award recipient, jewish american scholar of the arts nominee, recognized as "culturally or historically significant" by the national film registry
Julian Phillips
Racism is not allowed on /cum/ kys
Jacob Jenkins
>he's british so he sounds smart
-Americans who know their place
Jordan Murphy
jog on pedro
Jose Roberts
Spics and niggers aren't People
Daniel Parker
...
Carter Brown
Chicano genocide when?
Jack Stewart
>her
>girl
Aaron Ward
>neighbor was bantering me for having to ride the bus to get my car from the tint shop
Thomas Edwards
rape they ass
Julian Foster
>see new blade runner
>enjoy it
>come home
>no hologram waifu to greet me like in the movie
Charles Campbell
Never went on a date before
First one today and I'm worried I'll fuck it up
Elijah Phillips
cum lol
Colton King
Glad that I am white
John Cruz
glad anime exists
Wyatt Rogers
literally me
>watched her last night
>watched new blade runner today
>tfw born too early for a cute ai holographic gf
Chase Thompson
good to be home cum
fucking hate going downtown, trying to find parking, etc etc. saw a guy that looked like tarantino at the meeting though. stopped at mcdonalds, they stopped doing their 1 dollar any size coffee and took forever with my order.
Aiden Murphy
tfw no gf
Jackson Roberts
...ouch
Benjamin Garcia
It's a shame Interpol didn't play this at their show this weekend
instead they played some shit off their new album
Liam Ortiz
give it to me straight, if the original and drive are two of my favourite all time movies ever, is it an amazing blend of the two greater than the sum of it's parts? or is it just average, is it going to be GITS round 2.
Anthony Sanders
Asked a question on Sup Forums and I forgot who i was asking
Joshua Brooks
not sure if i should try to play finish my game of diablo i started when iw as in the hospital or watch a movie
Benjamin Bailey
what subtle way to get people asking you about your wonderful hospital staying
tell us more!
Eli Hernandez
Ryan Long
>what subtle way to get people asking you about your wonderful hospital staying
really tired of being defined by THAT among other things desu
Christopher Williams
seems like life is just going down the shitter lately buds
Thomas Perry
it's very good
Tyler Harris
yeah x6
Lucas Cooper
WHO /WOKE/ HERE?
Gavin Walker
seems like a complex plan that could be done simpler somehow if the NWO really wanted your land
Charles Perry
I hope so, I really do.
Angel Roberts
pls don't spoil the new blade runner :(
Josiah Reyes
wtf im a 9/11 truther now
Matthew Scott
if your enjoyment of a film lies purely in the surprise of a first viewing it's not a good movie.
Ryan Collins
the only parody movie that was good
Leo Thompson
Harrison Ford dies
William Rogers
in high school i used to lurk /x/ for hours and be fascinated by conspiracy shit
what happened to those days /cum/
Angel Gray
私はアジア人です
Jose Brooks
Noah Smith
kill yourself
Jack Ramirez
Ana de Armas is the cutest girl in the movie hehe
Alexander Sullivan
おめでとうございます
Asher Cruz
Haven't even seen the movie but I'm guessing here
Sebastian Morales
ありがとうございました
Camden Hall
>tfw slowly forgetting my nip runes and nip speak
Owen Stewart
...
Landon Jackson
gas yourselves
John Stewart
>gf finally animated
feels good
Asher Ross
>born too late to die of the black death
>born too early for holographic waifu
;_;
Ryan Sanders
improve yourself
Asher Anderson
probably gonna kms
Easton Rogers
don't tell me what to do
Jordan Hill
i-iie
Ryan Gomez
doubt it
Dominic Morris
You said that last week
Andrew Morgan
yeah me too
wish there were a way out of this crippling manic depression and massive student loan debt though
different user
Ian Reyes
you need anime
Tyler Bennett
>brainlets
Try this nootropic sauna. It's Finnish!
Julian Martin
do you know i am going to leave you?
Xavier Mitchell
Originally installed a dashcam to masturbate to women checking me out while I drove. Ended up enjoying working with the footage.
Nathan Barnes
>suns out
>light showers
literally 10/10 weather
Jack Davis
Luke Johnson
I'm too intelligent to include pictures with the correct post. Please don't misconstrue this as an apology.
Carson Hill
suck me off
Henry Ross
faggot
Anthony Morgan
you're a faggot and a very rude one at that
Luke Ward
Hey, USA!
Landon Gomez
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Queer
Intersexual
Asexual
+
Landon Rogers
i'm nice
Aaron Gomez
Finland, go away!
nice guys finish last
Oliver Thompson
>Mexico´s right wing just commited suicide today
Noice.
Juan Martin
reddit meme
Camden Cooper
bonjour
Josiah Ramirez
what happened
Cameron Scott
I have to go out, have a girlfriend by the time I get back
Mason Parker
kinda wanna get dinner in the cafeteria, kinda also want chick-fil-a
Wyatt Edwards
...
Carter Richardson
La Calderona left the PAN to be an independent candidate in 2018, which means the right wing votes will be divided between her and whoever the PAN/PRD coalition chooses.
The 2018 election is literally going to be just MORENA vs PRI.
Jace Morales
>tfw left my fleshlight at my dorm