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WILLIES

fuck off internet cunt

shall be taking a shower posthaste

WILLIES in my arsehole

fucks sake

>why yes, I do watch rick and morty

H O W L I N G at the runt pretenidng to be from fulham in the last thread

Miss this game
youtube.com/watch?v=jiHKGmb7_jA

anime

So many death threats

it was cold because the dumb cunt was stood in the fruit and veg aisle

why would anyone pretend to be from fulham lmao

Do you think I can become a cuck porn actor? I mean it's not a big deal im not planing on having sex any time soon.

Thoughts?

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>Rick and Morty? don't mind if I do!

yes

>when a fucking yank posts a fucking early with a fucking shit edition

Grew up in a council flat in London and it's nothing to brag about.

People take the piss out of it constantly so I've just kept it to myself. No need to pretend either

dominos still ain't arrived
worried and concerned

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can you act?

waiting for a fat man to come and fix the boiler
really putting my day on hold

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just received a dominos but dont remember ordering one

wait i don't get it, is rick and morty back to the future?

alri cockney povvo

sue

Do you know who I am?

quite glad my dad lives in a rented flat
means he isn't a mentally ill selfish lunatic like all of these people who bought their council houses

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>Rick and Morty? Not for me thanks!

oi

Great game. Actually felt a bit emotional when I finished it.

yeah

love catching roasties red handed when they lie to me in order to avoid talking to me. Fuck you bitch

imagine living in London lads

splitting at the seams here

I don't understand Rick and Morty

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

hat

really makes you think

hah yeh good point

had a friend accuse me of "manspreading" after going to uni in sweden
the absolute state oh him

>rick and morty? why of course i watch it

just jumped some dominos delivery man
bet some runt will be up into the early hours waiting for it hahah

>when someone uses my image

It's a fucking shit hole, especially if you're poor

>love catching roasties red handed when they lie to me in order to avoid talking to me. Fuck you bitch

Who is the greatest director of all time?

C.A.2K - He Moли Heбo

Think i do

Are you honest? Because if youre laughing at my ambition i will fucking find you once i beome THE cuck and you wont like it

how big is your 'rents house lads

reckon it must be close to 300sq m, must have been grim growing up in a terraced runt hole

steven spielberg

love yanks and canadians lads

yea

any londoners wana meet tonight?

t. boring, stupid poortherner

love aussies but only if they give me citizenship

paul verhoeven

Kurosawa

9 niggers and 2 whites starting for england u21s tonight
grim

Who here /runt/ ?

misread this as uni in swindon lol

>prepare for a wank
>suddenly need a piss

martin scorsayzee

am a londoner but currently in cardiff, wales

my understanding is if you aren't on at least £200k a year it's miserable

>poor in london

practically any salary below £200k

lol

fuck off yank, agree with you though we're like 7k sqf or something

impossible question antonioni, hitchcock, the archers, fellini, renoir, dreyer, murnau, wilder probably all good shouts

iqlet detected

Graffiti taggers need to be executed by firing squad

the australia is upside down joke is possibly in the top 3 of quintessential reddit jokes

Zhang Yimou

business idea: win the lottery and spend it wisely

youtu.be/d8iOzQXyMA4

*farts*

but it is tho haha

was born in London but have lived in the north most my life

best of both worlds, glad I left London it's a dump

uwe boll

*coughs*

*rapes your mother and does a tag over her pussy*

serious question: what's with uni runts obsession to live in london? do they not realise how shit it is?

here's a better image

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if evens i do a poo
if odds i do a wank

favourite yimou film? i'd say top 3
House of flying daggers
red shorgum
raise the red lantern

might siphon alcohol into my anus

an alcohol enama essentially

>fellini

>that noise before it ignites

They're not even close

>enama

But what would be the point in that?

Lad at work in the group chat on Lync was getting bullied something rapid today. Didn't bully him myself but one person was really laying into him for some reason.

Almost said something but then didn't.

dont have a go at me bc u're poor mate

already got that one

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heard it gets you fucked very very quickly as the alcohol straight into your blood

when I went to yankland we were going through a upper class area with big houses and nice cars, then the person we were with said it was a bad area full of coons

not sure what to think

>no one even discussing if london is good or not
>WHY DO ARROGANT STUDENTS LIVE IN A BIG CITY?

LOVE:
Rick and Morty
Undertale
Cuphead

HATE:
White people
Racists
Misogynists