ITT: Sup Forums creates a new sport
1 flag = 1 rule
If the same flag proposes several rules, the most popular one stands.
ITT: Sup Forums creates a new sport
1 flag = 1 rule
If the same flag proposes several rules, the most popular one stands.
No spics or niggers allowed
Semen must be swallowed, cannot be spit out.
It's played by naked women.
Must kneel during anthem
beat me to it
Sounds like porn
All referees are women.
No chinks, gooks, japs, slopes, slants, nips, yellowmen, or pan faces either
leafs aren't allowed to watch/play the game
when you lose, the head coach picks out the 5 weakest players and orders the rest of the team to beat them to death. anyone who refuses is released on the spot.
a bit redundant
After each game, the most feminine boi on the losing team gets BUTT BULLIED
You are only allowed to use your elbows and knees
Only kiwi men are allowed to have sex with the white women
feigning an injury of any kind results in castration.
For every Goal/point scored. They Team that got scored upon has to suck of the Scoring team
So so far we have
>a sport devoid of East Asians, Hispanics, and black people / people of sub-Saharan African descent
>swallowing cum is a requirement
>the sport is played by naked women
>Canadians are not only disallowed from playing, but also from watching.
>Players can only use their elbows and knees
>Only non-Asian, non-Hispanic, non-black, non-Canadian New Zealand men are allowed to have sex with the white women, despite the sport being played exclusively by naked women.
>The team who is scored upon must perform oral sex on the penises of the naked women who scored upon them.
Players are only allowed to move by crab walking
ree where are the rare flags
pls contribute
this some shit they plot as a story into a porno
But they just contribute shit rules that ruin the game.
OK then, we can always end the rules here What would the sport be called? What do/es the ball/s look/s like?
Minimum 30% body fat for all players
> sp inadvertently creating a sport where white women get humiliated just to be spectated by muhammeds, zhangs, tyrones and pedros.
you are forgetting a key aspect of the game here
>white women (with penises)
Also, note the connection between rules #2 and #7.
>>The team who is scored upon must perform oral sex on the penises of the naked women who scored upon them.
and
>>swallowing cum is a requirement
Trapball
wew lad
National Trapball League when?
Also, should there be a Trapball World Cup, or would the racist rules prevent the sport from expanding?
> sp inadvertently creating a sport where degeneration of white masculinity is displayed and get applauded by muhammeds, zhangs, tyrones and pedros.
It's only fitting. We /soyboys/ now