/hoc/

civilizing mission edition

binland doesn't exist

Recycled threads are cancer desu

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

will not tolerate any bullying of Finland, Finnish posters or Finnish hockey players.

*dabs on hockeytards*

taivas varjele mitä sieltä tulee

strong, brave, muscular post desu. on what even playing field should hockey and cricket meet?

literally who cares, its a non issue

do you jerk off with vegemite instead of lotion?

*Wins 2019 Calder Memorial trophy*

*Nucks fail their rebuild again*

It's the principal of the matter, you Nova scrotians don't understand

DO NOT bully the Finns unless you feel like your country needs some FREEDOM.
We always have your back, greatest ally.

>Literally lighting the SHL on fire
holy FUCK

>retires with 1000points and no cup

if vanpooper can draft dahlin they are set. with all the swedes is vanpooper detoilet 2.0?

seins will get in, no sweat. when was the last time an edmongolian got in? reminder: smythe will NEVER get in

I hate cricket except for the traditional family christmas day beach cricket match.

I use moose blood and I imagine it's STPeach pumping me.

>seins
Chang detected

>christmas day beach cricket match
absolutely alien desu, ridiculous that we have the same history and heritage. can we at least play rugby then?

people really love demko. "experts" say he is going to be the next big name tender coming into the league.

kippers please go

even the QMJHL is better than the SHL

Yeah we could do that.

>The HHOF is the pinicale of their careers

KEK!!!!!!!

I am Boeser poster, not the chink. Please apologize.

>QMJHL
>literally padstatting the league

based boeser burger
>dat flo
wud fucc

What happen to all the burgers in thread?

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sleepy time. its just you and the hawiians now m8

But we share the same timezones?

which island lad? i've only ever been to maui

Do people in Windsor support the wongs or laffs?

HR forcing me to get back on Ritalin
NP is nice enough to not give me a hard time, get the script pretty quickly
She's Eastern European, can't understand half the shit she says,
Medical assistant comes in with a fucking syringe, gives me a tetanus booster that I apparently consented to
Now my arm hurts =(

get rid of nilsson or markstrom for demko? at this point its hard to tell who's better, both let in softies at times

>bulju :D

but boeser is a burger. good ol' boy from the state of hockey

>relo____

Remember all of the face off related penalties in the preseason? Glad that shit didn't carry over. I'd be very bothered if it did.

it will probably be nilsson they get rid of. im not a big fan of either of them, but at the start of the season travis green said the crease was open, but then seemingly favored markstrom heavily for the job. he seemed to like markstrom more right from the start.

Real pacific hours

1+1 exposing Dubust

canes

reminder that there is no asterisk beside chicago’s 2013 cup because I don’t remember the playoffs ever being shortened you fucking faggots.

Flanes

shorks

huomenta

Shitcago wouldn't have been in the playoffs in a full season. They would have had the worst collapse in sports history.

I only shoot and score then you score then will come.

>i come
>you come
is this socialism?

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he's on santa's naughty list

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One day Pulju's gonna get hit from behind and will bite his tongue off.

>his team doesnt have a pure goalscorer

Bulju is a McDavid babby

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WHY DOES HE DO IT

F R E S H

buljuposting is probably the best thing to come out of /hoc/

better question: why does he let himself be seen by cameras while he does it?

memegoals are best goals

I like beerposting here cuz people have good taste

This. You can always tell when Connor gets online and starts seething at Buljus

he's eventually going to get a puck in the face, and when he does its going to hit his tounge. the first ever tounge related injury in the nhl

You think Connor has ever been on Sup Forums before? Has he ever been to /hoc/? I know he's been literally breathing hockey since he could skate but obviously there must be some downtime in there

do you think he plays vidyas in his freetime like laine and ehlers?

considering buying a bulju coilers jersey but don't like the price tag, the shipping fee or the fact that they only come in oranje and whyte.

Where you looking? You can get pretty convincing knockoffs on Ebay.

as of right now I'm looking through rivercitysports.com and found a lovely coilers branded G-string for $7.5 yankbux

>not getting a walkcunt jersey

this

>imblying I'll ever own a cockroaches jersey.

Generally curious.

What top prospects do people think the Oilers ruined?

Yakupov is really the only answer I'd accept but he is questionable. He never really seemed capable of learning how to play in this league, and might just have been an Alexander Daigle type. I won't accept Hall as he is arguably one of the best LW's in the game. RNH? I might have agreed last year, but he is looking much better this year now that he no longer has to deal with "I don't back check" Eberle. I don't think he was ever that good anyways. Not even sure who else you'd try to say was "ruined".

Did they stay shit for a decade while drafting high? Yes. But lets not forget how many top high caliber prospects it took before the Penguins got out of the gutter. They got lucky they got Malkin and Crosby, otherwise they would have been stuck in a longer shit stain than the Oilers. If you compare the Oilers since drafting Draisaitl/McDavid, then they are on a similar pace as the Penguins were on after they drafted Malkin/Crosby if you take into account their year off due to the lockout. People seem to forget just how bad the Penguins and Capitals were during their first few seasons with their star players.

they’re just mad they didn’t draft them
-derrick from fort saskatchewan

found out today that I have some danish heritage.
how should I celebrate?

It could be worse. I found out last year my mother's side is practically 100% Swedish

legacy animeposting is OK but neo-animu isn’t allowed here.

my grandma on my dads side is polish. absolute tragedy that i have disgusting slavblood. at least they werent joos.

tea time with /hoc/

yum yum yum yum

Yeah I dunno we could still be relatives

like blonde and blue eyes swedish or """"quintessential"""" swedish?

blonde, blue eyes, and tall

kind of tea you drinking?

For me, it's Assam Bold.

then what's the problem?

it is just me or does he kind of look like pierre mcguire?

holy fucking YUCK

Haha. Memes :)

>not waiting for next years alternative adidas jerseys

>not buying a centennial karlsson jersey before he gets dealt

>implying he isn't playing like shit on purpose so he can get undervalued and resign

Why the fuck are jerseys so expensive anyway?
Football jerseys are like half the price of hockey sweaters.

why does the nhl still try to force winter classic games in baseball stadiums? a handegg stadium is literally the perfect dimensions for the rink.

is it jerseys, sweaters or shirts

more material and complex construction.