Every picture is worth a thousand words

But this one says only 10:
"I'm too retarded to take a shower after a shit"

idiot amerishart subhuman

Are you that afraid of wiping your ass that you take a shower after a shit? Delete this thread faggot

That's 11 words though.
>inb4 pooinloo

No I'm just not retarded and know how to structure my day so my morning shower follows my morning dump

Can you guys start posting again? I miss you all, regardless if you ask to open bobs or if you poop on carpets

>American education

t.moorio

>he doesnt have a bidet or use it
lol

Damage control: the thread

not letting this thread die you inconsiderate yuropoors, you need to see this

>taking a shower every time you shit
why is it americans are either ludicrously wasteful or walking around with scratchy crusty asses?

>wake up in the morning
>take shit
>shower

>come back from a day's work all sweaty
>and/or come back from the gym
>shit
>shower
woah..... crazy how it works out..

>be american
>work for 17 hours and hobble along to taco bell to get your daily dose of horse meat and whale cum
>get home
>get explosive diarrhea
>shower 15 consecutive times

crazy indeed

not all of us are guilty about the shit we shove into our mouths and shit out to the point where we feel the need to take a shower to wash the shame of being a lard-ass amerifat off

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i time my shitting
i only have to shit every 3 days, so i dont need to shewer like twice a day just because i shitted after my first shower

>every american is a taco bell wageslave
>why are you showering at a times convenience instead of using a utility made to wash your ass
I don't understand why you're so salty 2bh, are American troops killing civilians in your country too?

they would be if they didn't have such scratchy asses desu

you shit once every 3 days? that's unhealthy man, see a doctor or:
drink more water, do more excersise, eat more vegetables
those are the 3 pillars to make a good shit
honorable mention: consume more fiber
If it doesnt result, see a doctor

i dont have problems with shitting, no pain and whatsoever just more wiping
ive been doing it for years already, its like i can control it myself very easily

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Americans cant depate without getting side tracked or insulting, lol.

Amerislaves work like 16 hours a day. How do they manage to shit at work without smelling afterwards