Thanks for buying us this boat, user

>thanks for buying us this boat, user

Uh, you don't get to bring friends

You're welcome, Lana and Natalia.

me in 5 years when bitcoin is >$1m

A sex change isn't that expensive

Y-you too

reminder that young beautiful women do not have the economic capital to buy a boat. they have sexual capital to exchange for a higher lifestyle

i only rented it haha

holy shit it's animal abuse to roast an emu that hard

wait, wheres august?

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Needs more (You)s.

good post. closing tabs and going to bed. don't screen cap pls.

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HOLOCAUSTED

Those are not their (real) names

Holy fuck out of nowhere

Damn

why do these sluts keep thanking me for buying them shit

>German humour

10/10

First it was the emus, now this. Holy fucking shit

I-I love you Natalia

damn son

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*coughs*

10/10
You may forcefully annex my territories.

I bought /you/ the boat? It's /my/ boat you fucking bitch. Get out!

>it’s another Sup Forums circlejerks some awful banter episode

That’s racist! No wait, that’s sexist. It’s not homophobic, right?

Either way, as a male I suppose I must apologize… for something.

she didn't wanna hang out

I RENTED the boat for US you fucking whores. And I hope you both wiped your asses before sitting on the deck like that.

She's gargling Jesus' balls now

Are these women famous? I don't follow celebrity news.

No problem, but be careful. It is just a lease.

Kek

it's a big boat 4u now i'm crashing it with no survivors