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a distinct reminder of a world that doesn't care
anime
sophie
if its not a jap with a rack, send it back
the goal
any gavin man in
>a distinct reminder of a world that doesn't care
it doesn't, but you lot should
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Is this /mena/ or /deutsch/?
>red lumps on dick
>internet tells me its balanitis
>can't fap for a month
Why fucking live lads, I bought Senran Kagura literally yesterday too
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rate the bod lads
want all yanks to cease breathing with immediate effect
you arrive in Christchurch
*looks at flag*
*smirks*
>fluoridate the entire water supply to have a tiny effect on tooth decay in children
does this not strike most people as suspicious?
going to your GP would be faster
OH WAIT LMAO
just remembered that song united states of whatever
rubbish actor
her chin got airbrushed into her collarbone
nice
THIS
p a l m y
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>still not rebuilt
ah yes very impressive
bizarre post
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To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.
At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my very eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.
I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?
To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.
At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.
I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?
do you know what a collarbone is
Better wait a few weeks to be seen, than a few years to pay back the bills (^^^:
Ryan in the back right.
grim
takes brits 3 months to see their GP
the neighbor's daughter
dire copypasta
yes
not a fucking word
lol no it fucking doesnt me mam calls in the morning and gets seens the same day
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feel sick
You arrive in Christchurch circa 2027
fugg forgot to change the filename
OH GOD
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well blow me down
>portland kike still banging on about the norn lad
despicable nation of despicable people
Why are you lads on /brit/ on a Friday night?
kaffa
you're thinking of specialists
apply yourself next time
lol
you arrive in taupo, the best city in new zealand
this is my united kingdom of whatever
Good morning lads.
can get an emergency appointment same day, or wait a week at most
dont you get turned away from hospitals for not having "insurance"?
don't ask big man questions bruv
know your place
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me like.
I got no place else to go
OH JESUS CHRIST
fix your flag so horid
going out tomorrow.
are you gonna finish that croissant?
extremely bored
recommend me KINO or send me a EPIC youtube video and i will review it :)
drinking pink lemonade
evidently not
It's 'kaffir' you bloody infidel
hey we have a canterbury christchurch here too
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great track!
Absolute brainlet
Prefer Kaikoura.
Truly there is no greater wretched hive of perversity than the states
got no friends. I usually have a few drinks with the old man (only mate ) but he's got a bad cold.
OH MAY FUCKING DAYSSSS frankie is (was) so fucking peng
haha i love this slag. thick as mince
I'll sell you the rest of it for 50p
spaced
POCKETS ON SHREK ROCKETS ON DECK
'nin
whats the matter lad
Would love to see some fat lads post their bellies
Favourite bit of french culture
mine is allo allo
tim is a neo-yank if you think about it
the city of new zealand
>Truly there is no greater wretched hive of perversity than the states
not showering
going to go have a nice bike ride and get my haircut in the morning :3
this
>canada was settled by explorers and traders
>america was settled by religious freaks
very comfy
don't think there's a single uncomfy town in NZ
レッドタートル ある島の物語
and like the yanks, any sane society would take him out the back and put a bullet in his head
his great grandfather missed the boat I guess
pooing
despise this normie shite
official rating: 0/10
>be white saffer
>get murdered
it's not really a city, more a lakeside town
nothing outside of Auckland, Wellington and formerly Christchurch really counts a city
they had an earthquake last year and were cut off from the rest of the country for 5 months
did you know: i'm furious that none of the old NZ election TV debates are on youtube
NEED to see Helen Clark going against Jenny Shipley
cheese