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The British man's future edition

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a distinct reminder of a world that doesn't care

anime

sophie

if its not a jap with a rack, send it back

the goal

any gavin man in

>a distinct reminder of a world that doesn't care
it doesn't, but you lot should

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Is this /mena/ or /deutsch/?

>red lumps on dick
>internet tells me its balanitis
>can't fap for a month

Why fucking live lads, I bought Senran Kagura literally yesterday too

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rate the bod lads

want all yanks to cease breathing with immediate effect

you arrive in Christchurch

*looks at flag*
*smirks*

>fluoridate the entire water supply to have a tiny effect on tooth decay in children
does this not strike most people as suspicious?

going to your GP would be faster

OH WAIT LMAO

just remembered that song united states of whatever

rubbish actor

her chin got airbrushed into her collarbone

nice

THIS

p a l m y
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youtube.com/watch?v=b7MOHIEYrF4

>still not rebuilt
ah yes very impressive

bizarre post

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Gays BTFO

To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.

At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my very eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.

I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?

To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.

At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.

I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?

do you know what a collarbone is

Better wait a few weeks to be seen, than a few years to pay back the bills (^^^:

Ryan in the back right.

grim

takes brits 3 months to see their GP

the neighbor's daughter

dire copypasta

yes

not a fucking word


lol no it fucking doesnt me mam calls in the morning and gets seens the same day

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feel sick

You arrive in Christchurch circa 2027

fugg forgot to change the filename

OH GOD

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well blow me down

>portland kike still banging on about the norn lad
despicable nation of despicable people

Why are you lads on /brit/ on a Friday night?

kaffa

you're thinking of specialists
apply yourself next time

lol

you arrive in taupo, the best city in new zealand

this is my united kingdom of whatever

Good morning lads.

can get an emergency appointment same day, or wait a week at most

dont you get turned away from hospitals for not having "insurance"?

don't ask big man questions bruv
know your place

youtube.com/watch?v=pK_s5y4OnWo
me like.

I got no place else to go

OH JESUS CHRIST

fix your flag so horid

going out tomorrow.

youtube.com/watch?v=WlyBpvTEF5E

are you gonna finish that croissant?

extremely bored

recommend me KINO or send me a EPIC youtube video and i will review it :)

drinking pink lemonade

evidently not

It's 'kaffir' you bloody infidel

hey we have a canterbury christchurch here too

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great track!

Absolute brainlet

Prefer Kaikoura.

Truly there is no greater wretched hive of perversity than the states

got no friends. I usually have a few drinks with the old man (only mate ) but he's got a bad cold.

OH MAY FUCKING DAYSSSS frankie is (was) so fucking peng

haha i love this slag. thick as mince

I'll sell you the rest of it for 50p

spaced

POCKETS ON SHREK ROCKETS ON DECK

'nin

whats the matter lad

Would love to see some fat lads post their bellies

Favourite bit of french culture

mine is allo allo

tim is a neo-yank if you think about it

the city of new zealand

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>Truly there is no greater wretched hive of perversity than the states

not showering

going to go have a nice bike ride and get my haircut in the morning :3

this
>canada was settled by explorers and traders
>america was settled by religious freaks

very comfy
don't think there's a single uncomfy town in NZ

レッドタートル ある島の物語

and like the yanks, any sane society would take him out the back and put a bullet in his head

his great grandfather missed the boat I guess

pooing

despise this normie shite

official rating: 0/10


>be white saffer
>get murdered

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it's not really a city, more a lakeside town
nothing outside of Auckland, Wellington and formerly Christchurch really counts a city
they had an earthquake last year and were cut off from the rest of the country for 5 months

did you know: i'm furious that none of the old NZ election TV debates are on youtube
NEED to see Helen Clark going against Jenny Shipley

cheese