/cric/

*farts*

furst

Hello.

Shit thread
2 late
Abandoned

Based Thread kunt

yep

REAL and ELITE thread

thanks la

This is also a racism free thread.
Let's knuckle down and discuss the game lads

For me, it's Zinger

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reminder that the other thread was made 1st and you should report this one

Homosexual negro muslims are welcome here

this is the real t hread

>Not mentioning transgenders
Looks like someone's in need of a reeducation

smith's autism is getting up lads

Just had a wank to this 1970s french full length porno dubbed into english.

Wasnt bad

How the fuck is stoneman still in

I am not entirely convinced that blacks are human.

For one they developed from Homo Erectus instead of Neanderthal. Secondly the word Human was invented to describe those with empathy and foward thinking. Hence the word humanity.

The average black humanoid leads a life closely resembling that of a wild animal.
By that i mean the blacks living in Africa especially the one untouched by civilization.

this is the thread

Did they try to replicate the accents?

that'd be too funny to wank to m8

nothing racist about wanting to keep your country peaceful and terrorist free

dick is a bit itchy around the base after fucking an asian lads

STD?

Fuck off to and stop ruining /cric/ you fucking casual

stone ton imcoming ere

>You think you own whatever land you land on
>The Earth is just a dead thing you can claim
>But I know every rock and tree and creature
>Has a life, has a spirit, has a name

>You think the only people who are people
>Are the people who look and think like you
>But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
>You'll learn things you never knew you never knew

>Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
>Or asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned?
>Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
>Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
>Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

>Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest
>Come taste the sunsweet berries of the Earth
>Come roll in all the riches all around you
>And for once, never wonder what they're worth

>The rainstorm and the river are my brothers
>The heron and the otter are my friends
>And we are all connected to each other
>In a circle, in a hoop that never ends

>Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon
>Or let the eagle tells you where he is been?
>Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains?
>Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
>Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

>How high will the sycamore grow?
>If you cut it down, then you'll never know
>And you'll never hear the wolf cry to the blue corn moon

>For whether we are white or copper skinned
>We need to sing with all the voices of the mountains
>We need to paint with all the colors of the wind

>You can own the Earth and still
>All you'll own is Earth until
>You can paint with all the colors of the wind

What DID Disney mean by this?

Nah, sometimes they'll rub miso and shit around it to mask the taste/smell.
Should go away after a couple showers m8

Does Perth stadium look so bland and artificial because it has no heritage and hasn't had the opportunity to grow organically? Or is it just terribly designed?

underrated disney song t bh

Is fashwave the official music genre of /cric/?

once listened to a porno which was originally in english but dubbed over in german

fucking hilarious

>watching a rigged test

wow, the other thread is soooo good
its better

this one sucks ehehe

joins us

DELET

The top-rating TV shows in 2017 were dominated by sporting events, with State of Origin 3 coming out on top:

1. State of Origin Rugby League game 3 Queensland vs NSW (Nine) 2.521 million metropolitan only (3.705 million combined metro and regional, #1 overall)
2. Australian Open Tennis men’s final (Seven) 2.686 million (3.636 million, #2)
3. AFL Grand Final Adelaide vs Richmond (Seven) 2.715 million (3.562 million, #3)
4. State of Origin Rugby League Game 1 Queensland vs NSW (Nine) 2.371 million (3.562 million, #4)
5. AFL Grand Final presentations (Seven) 2.713 million (3.558 million, #5)
6. The Block winner announced (Nine) 2.523 million (3.553 million, #6)
7. State of Origin Rugby League Game 2 Queensland vs NSW (Nine) 2.402 million (3.513 million, #7)
8. NRL Grand Final Melbourne Storm vs North Queensland Cowboys (Nine) 2.308 million (3.378 million, #8)
9. Australian Ninja Warrior final stage (Nine) 2.227 million (3.199 million, #9)
10. Australian Ninja Warrior grand final (Nine) 2.158 million (3.076 million, #10)

The average Australian is an uncultured subhuman, willing to sell his country to China while allowing negros and muslims to rape their daughters.

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marine lad you here m8? how was the interview?

did you strap up? not that it matters safe sex is a myth

porn is the opposite of anime, porn dubs are funny anime dubs are cringe

>no cricket in the top ten

think our Brazilian m8 is a bit upset lads

literally had a bloke on tinder offer me 500 dollars to meet up with a "straight looker" like myself

didnt take him up on the offer of course

what is a hibi?

People actually watch ninja warrior? Jesus

yeah mate

Why does your country care about ninja warrior? It’s on a tape delay over here in burgerland

the fact that we like sports means that I want my daughter to be raped by blacks

really don't understand this meme and I feel ashamed for giving you a (You)
JA JA JAAAAA IST EIN SCHWANZ

couldn't even get hard

how do you fuck asians?

Based DUDE WEED LMAO man

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Australian tv hypes up US shows as "THE HOTTEST SHOW IN THE US THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT" and sometimes people take the bait

back of the knee

kek

its on a tape delay in australia as well im pretty sure

>Mysterious Bennelong letter urges Chinese Australians to 'take down' the Turnbull government

Thoughts Poopeelians?

had a dream last night I was with 2 mates hunting a yowie fuck it was scary lads

Over/under on cooks total runs this test was 75.5.

Took the under. Should I be concerned or is it in the bag now?

I know, I hear people talking about Australian idol or big brother Australia and I’m surprised they’re even a thing over there. Those shows were hot here like 10-15 years ago

>cook
Doesn’t have any culinary skills
>Root
Isn’t a underground piece of plant
>Anderson
Has two daughters
>Ball
Isn’t a round object used for games
>Broad
Is actually pretty slim
>Crane
Isn’t a massive metal lifting device
>Malan
No you da man
>Overton
Doesn’t even weigh half a ton let alone more then a over
>stoneman
Isn’t a man literally made of stone

amazing that chinese are loyal to china.

what did they mean by this

At this point I welcome any accelerationism. Having chinese openly declare themselves as a united block in aus politics would be great for waking people up

My parents have started openly advocating pro white policies amd they were non political entirely just a few years ago. Dad voted labor a few times in his youth but either hasnt voted or votes for himself every election

they're pissed that their puppet dastyari is out of parliament

what did she mean by this?

gonna get a zinger stacker in the luncheon interval lads

Really hate Sup Forums fucking up /cric/ lads.

>tfw shitposting from my phone cause I’m watching the stream from the telly

t. wog

paying $12 for a pedestrian meal, does cric fucking cook? whole chooks are $6 and piss easy to make kfc

That faggot trying to get that guys kids taken off him started it. I just wanted to talk cricket too but im annoyed now

IS Justin langer our guy?

I want Sup Forums to leave

yea but whats the 11 secret herbs and spices

Reminder you can avoid Sup Forums by heading over the the /aleague/ thread and enjoying some of the biggest sport in the world, and the fastest growing league in Australia

Got a new backyard ball lads. Quite keen to have a bowl eith it 2bh

KYS pom

Won't be giving them any (You)s now on

are australia, dare i say, on the back foot?

>warner
has not warned anyone of anything
>bancroft
crofts are still legal
>paine
is not in any pain
>starc
is fully clothed and not stark naked
>hazlewood
is more of a teak colour
>cummins
has been on no fap for 2 months
>lyon
is a man and not a lion

t. Zhao Wong

t. Cheng Zhi

Every time I go to bed we go to shit. Hopefully I will wake up for a 500+ innings

Night

2/3 Ts Salt
1/2 Ts Thyme
1/2 Ts Basil
1/3 Ts Oregano
1 Ts Celery salt
1 Ts Black pepper
1 Ts Dried mustard
4 Ts Paprika
2 Ts Garlic salt
1 Ts Ground ginger
3 Ts White pepper

>pure blonde

salt, pepper and msg, there is no secret spices. hot and spicy incorporates cayenne and paprika

England have proven that they are physically incapable of being on the front foot this series m8.

>ELITE TRUTH WARHEAD INCOMING

no truth bombs in /cric/ have ever been true

Good post

Then what are the green flecks? Checkmate.

t. colonel sanders

Based tomato and tomata

if you thin this is the recipe you are cooked

Adam fucking Driver though. Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus. To say he owns the film is the understatement of the century.

So you'd just coat the chicken pieces in that mixture and deep dry?

what about this one last night

Getting nervous are we Colonel

psychologically

in your mind lad

Nah mate, it's gotta be cooked before you dry it

why did you reply to yourself with a NZ proxy

What’s been the meme of the series so far?
Haven’t seen any oc