DUDE MY LIFE IS SO HARD EVEN THOUGH I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE AS A WHITE MALE LITERALLY THE MOST PRIVILEGED BEING ON THE...

DUDE MY LIFE IS SO HARD EVEN THOUGH I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE AS A WHITE MALE LITERALLY THE MOST PRIVILEGED BEING ON THE PLANET SO HARD LMFAO FEEL SORRY FOR ME

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>Nothing bad can ever happen to white people
>any white persons suffering can't be worse than any other persons suffering
>One person's suffering doesn't matter because someone else's is worse
Also he's a mutant, one of the most hated minorities in the marvel universe, so this argument isn't even valid.

>>any white persons suffering can't be worse than any other persons suffering

Lmao.

Daily reminder dying at 20 as a white male allows you to live a better life than dying as a 80 year old black woman because of societal privilege

Feels good to be white

>really made me go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

HmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmM

Stop blaming your problems on the world, you pasty fat fuck. People don't need to read your whining after a hard day of kino and handball.

> responding to bait threads without saging

>white

He's Canadian

Mutants aren't white.

>tfw this movie got me feeling all paternal and shit

what should I do?

I'm not ready to have kids, man

DUDE IM TRIGGERED BY THE DTG BUT LMAO ILL SHITPOST INSTEAD

>I'm not ready to have kids, man

nobody ever is

I feel the same way.

I know I'm not ready, I don't I ever will be.
I can't even go out there and find me a woman either.

I'm not Chad Thundercock or anything but I do get some action from time to time and I must say that these thoughts have been crossing my mind more and more as I grow older. I'm almost 26 now, my father had me when he was barely 22.

I don't know, man. It's a really abstract thing. I feel like I want someone to raise and protect but at the same time I think it's unfair to bring yet another person into this world to get fucked over like the rest of us. There's also the fact that finding a suitable mother is getting harder by the minute.

We'll just have to see what happens.

At least the movie is fucking great.

Dude sad white men lmao

So deep lol

I can't think of a good bait post but can I please get some (you)s?

no

put your back into it

Okay.

The next Wolverine should be black, we've had enough white mutants. It's time for more diversity in the X-men franchise.

be a teacher

Dude feel sorry for me and my Mexican child..it's more deep because my daughter is of color..LMFAO IM SAD

>I think it's unfair to bring yet another person into this world to get fucked over like the rest of us.
With that attitude as a parent, then yeah, you'd be punishing that child with its own existence because it sounds like you wouldn't even be willing to try. C'mon, snap out of the whole "the world is shit Sup Forums told me" meme. Brighten up. I come from an average back ground, and looking in hindsight at my heritage, it seems my birth should've meant I'd be a failure. But I'm on my way to becoming a lawyer. And whether you think that equal success or not is irrelevant to me, because I care only for money. If you can attain money through hardwork, your life is fulfilled. Encourage your child to work hard alongside love and protection and good values and you will have brought a fortunate being into this world.

I was at this five-star hotel once, and you'll never believe what I saw. Young lady, carrying groceries, not even struggling, and she's trying to open a door up to the building. Guess who comes up behind her and opens the door for her and says, "Here, darling, let me help"? Hugh fucking Jackman. What is that? What is he, the fucking most polite guy in the world? Nobody talks like that! "Here, darling, let me help." Who is he, Fred Astaire?

He's a very polite Australian man.

Not one of those alt right wackos but god damn if it doesn't feel excellent to be white, am I right or what, fellas?

OP

>DUDE MY LIFE IS SO HARD EVEN I'VE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE AS A BLACK NIGGER LITERALLY THE MOST HATED BEING ON THE PLANET SO HARD LMFAO FEEL SORRY FOR ME

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>here darling

what a sexist piece of shit

>only black and white people exist lmao XD
why are Americans so completely goddamn retarded?

Are w-we gonna make it bros? I wanna be a dad

DUDE IM DEAD LOGAN MORE LIKE LETTUCE BECAUSE EVERYTHING I EAT TAKES LIKE LETTICE BECAUSE I CANT UTILIZE SEASONING LMAO

>...who just so happens to be a mutant.

Dad...

So that's what it feels like...

Really fucked my shit up right there. Wolverine had a hard life

This movie was more libcuck agenda shit. The white man has to make way and die for the mexican female and allow violent dangerous refugees into his land because muh oppression.


Another Gran Torino. Expected as much from Hollywood.

White male privilege is a meme.
He is a mutant.

DUDE I SELF INSERT MYSELF AS DONALD TRUMP'S SON BECAUSE I HAVE NO FATHER FIGURE LMAO

Why didnt the kids help him at the end? Dumb part.
Good movie tho.

>BOO HOO I'm a gorgeous, muscular guy who could have accumulated mass wealth and banged EVERY hot chick for the last 200 years.
Instead he drank himself into oblivion and cried over "muh Jean".

ouch

>people can't have feelings

It's called life.
You'll understand when you grow up and lose people.

Pretty much

Even parents who plan their children don't know how It's going to go

Everyone makes things up as they go

I'm only young but every older person I've ever spoken to about it said they've never had their life under control or felt like they've "become old"; you just stumble your way through obstacles and are constantly spinning plates making sure your life doesn't fall to shit and while time moves on and one day you got old without realising and then begins the midlife crisis

It occurs to me that Trump is 70 and Barron is 10. Trump was banging out Melania in his late 50s.

Fucking disgusting. That chick is truly being held hostage.

Kek

DUDEEEE IM WHITE AND SAD LOL

>one of the most hated minorities in the marvel universe
Oh, don't niggers exist in MCU?

I like how confused I am about what exactly OP is saying. Who's getting spoofed here? Who's getting triggered?

being born without a sub 90 iq isn't a privilege

Saged. Get fucked faggot.

lol no he wasn't m8. He's been taking finasteride for his hair for like 30 years. Why do you think every alleged account of his sexual deviancy never involves fucking? His dick doesn't work so instead hes into groping and peeping and pissing.

Barron was conceived scientifically and Trump's rotten seed is why he's so donkey brained.

>nothing bad ever happens to white people
Literal nigger

>They didn't let me into medical school with my 2.0 GPA because I'm not black REEEEEEE
Fuck whites whine too much...

Fuck it sure does feel good being white OP sorry for your shit colored skin

>he goes into every thread to talk about Trump using finasteride for 30 years even though its only been on the market for 25

kekekekekekek

>actually thinking op isn't white

>Trump's dick resides in this user's brain rent free

>thinking only whites are affected by affirmative action

Dequavious pls

So OP is sjw-right pretending to be sjw-left, as a way to trigger the Sup Forums hivemind lingering from the trump generals, and then you all get all up in a froth and defensive as if you were actually being antagonized?

Do you ever actually interact with people outside of the circlejerk? Will you eventually get tired? When do you stop self-agitating?

You are not from Sup Forums.

You dont understand us at all.

You can leave now.

I use finasteride and get hard quite frequently

Hope they're not white though, in which case they're too fortunate. And must share the wealth.

The Latino and Asian population were never catapulted into protected species status because frankly, they don't always vote Democrat. Look at this last election. Donald Trump got a bunch of latino voters despite the Democrats fighting tooth and nail to claim he hates them all.

If they can't weaponize you, why would they want you as their pet? Liberals are who own the media in this country, so if you aren't valuable to them, you just aren't valuable on screen.

They made wolverine train his own low skilled foreign replacement before he got shitcanned. X-Sourced.

oh my blunder. He's only been impotent and shrimp dicked for 25 years.

Whats he covering on the back of his head? Why did he sacrifice his penis to keep hair covering the back of his head?

Did he have a traumatic brain injury? Is there a scar back there? Is that why he acts like a person with permanent brain damage? Functional illiteracy, uncontrollable impulsiveness, narcissistic personality disorder, limited vocabulary. Is Trump the first handicapable President?

First handicapped President?

FDR was wheelchair bound by polio. JFK had a major spinal injury from WWII that caused him immnse pain. GWB was retarded. Obama was black.

You're really obsessed with cocks huh

Hilarious bro you're on fire

>You are not from Sup Forums.
no true scotsman. Been here forever.
>You dont understand us at all.
I think I may understand you more than you do. And also, Sup Forums isn't Sup Forums. Sup Forums isn't Sup Forums. the unpleasant autism and hyper-introspection will continue as long as you spam the wrong board.
>You can leave now.
I'm in my containment board. You're the edgy tourist.