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Scarlett Johansson hosts
Musical Guest Lorde

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first for BBC

benis :DDDD

are you sure this isn't a rerun from 2014?

Can't wait for ScarJo to BTFO Drumpf. The wife and her kid LOVE her!

ScarJo joins the Five Timers Club tonight.

Wow. This thread really fucking sucks.

What movie is ScarJo shilling?

Just like SNL

Doesn't start for another 13 minutes pham

we're just waiting for it to start at the moment.

is that the number of cast members she's blown?

Ghost in the Shell

Ghost in the Shell I assume

WHY DOES LORDE LOOK 50?!?

don't ever google the bikini shots lmao

cause she doesn't get her face covered in semen every day like the whore does

well she's got this coming out in June:

youtube.com/watch?v=oIB4jNYeRY4

yeesh

I want a GitS themed monologue with Bobby and Kyle as weebs.

maybe if she was hot someone would cum on her face

13th for Fuck Blimpf

scarlet looks like a trannie here though

lorde is hotter desu

any streams my famalam?

oh well, another skip episode

is that unfunny nigger still on the newsdesk?

Yayaya

what do you think?

first for money mooney

Time for the weekly autist greentext:

>still watching SNL

Just to get that out of the way

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STATS TIME!

Scarlett Johansson
5 time host

Her signature character she plays is Lexi

Her Impressions are
Ivanka Trump (oh boy)
Rosario Dawson

ScarJo first hosted January 14, 2006 with:

Death Cab for Cutie who performed "Soul Meets Body" and "Crooked Teeth".

I am too lazy to check anymore stats, lets see what happens!

Yeah but that's the only thing he's in luckily.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

Ya ya ya I am Lorde ya ya.

yeah dude the only stream that works is showing mexican language baseball?
What am I missing here?

Agreed. Fuck Drumpf and fuck white people!

Is this episode new?

That racist latina with down's syndrome is pretty cute.

MOONEY!!!

General Drumpf xD

no kidding

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DUDE
BLUMPK
LMAO

no, it's the same boring recycled anti trump shit from every other week

Villasenor is the girl with the weird voice right? Claiming her

Shes been claimed already.

Oh great. A Harambe joke.

Yeah, I can see her as an alien.

BLACK BOIS BTFO

butthurt trumpfags

INFOWARS DROPPED

breaking the conditioning

Hey, they mentioned Alex Jones!
I think those were females.

>play ball

That was pretty funny.

she's being BLACKED I hear

Was actually pretty good

Haha Blimpf got rekt!

DUDE IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY LMAO

Lorde used to be kind of homely but now she's kind of cute. What happened?

everybody did under Obama

OH LORDE! XDD

>Kyle is the only likeable cast member

Wtf is she wearing. I wanted fap material

WHATS WRONG WITH LORDES FACE?

I was stunned by that shocking and Powerful impression.

>muh dick

All black, too.

Who else is here for Vanessa

I got home from work late, and I missed Neo Samurai Jack. Was it good, Sup Forumsmmrades?

They don't even have anyone who can do an Alex Jones in the cast?

you've changed user

wow, fuck drumpf.

Cecily is still pretty darn hawt

I doubt it.

"In one tweet VillaseƱor said she was afraid to date black men.

'Coworker at forever 21 dates black guys and she said she will set me up on a blind date for valentines, I said yes but I'm scared."

She's racist against chinks too apparently. I'm cool with all that though.

I'd fuck Scarlett in the ass, if you know what I mean.

wtf I love spiders now

It's cute when a lesbian kisses scarjo without asking but when I do it it's assault fucking double standards baka

I'm actually okay with no Five Timers Club sketch if it means no Timberlake.

fuck this Ian McKellan Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman are on Graham Norton

Scarjo is sounding old. That voice is not aging well.imagine being married to her and hearing her nag all day

Underrated

I would rather tap the Dratch

>In Theaters 12 Years Ago

kek'd

Scarlett used to look good back in the day

>fuck this Ian McKellan Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman are on Graham Norton

Ian McKellan and Graham Norton are faggots. Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman are crypto-faggots.

Enjoy your gay show, faggot.

Yeah, it was good.
>literally "look at me and how edgy I am."
That's Sup Forums-tier edginess.

lol I remember Fat Albert. All these years and that's still his only notable movie.

I just did. Her bikini bod is nice. Maybe U gay?

What about Good Burger?

pretty funny opening monologue. 8/10

Gums

Goodburger dude

to avoid looking at her face and you can pretend she's a dude

SUBWAY KEK

Debbie Downer? Damn, son. That will not be a fun afterglow.

>imagine being with a woman

That's all I do.

>38 years old
What the HECK

That's the movie Reggie white last watched right before he died.

She's looking thinner tonight. I think the memes have gotten to her.

>tfwiktf