"hi daddy! thanks for picking me up from school today!"

>"hi daddy! thanks for picking me up from school today!"

;__;

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I'm not your Dad you little bitch

i browsed this thread on my tv so its tv related here's a bump

>ywn be a father

You're my only friend, vodka.

>vodka
Holy shit what a sad life, user. Please seek help.

There you are, whiskey. I was getting sad again...

Vodka is cheap and I don't care about taste as long as I have a chaser.
Shit burns my tongue and throat though and gives me a burning chest.

>chasing
>vodka
Are you perhaps a 16 year old girl at a party? Did Chad buy you a bottle of Absolut in hopes he'd get into your panties later?

No I'm almost 30 and I buy the biggest bottle at the cheapest price.
It tastes ducking terrible and it burns.
I don't get you fucks who never drank shit alcohol and act like its manly.
There's alcohol out there than can fuck you up but tastes terrible and hurts you.
Alcohol strictly made to fuck you up.

No, I drink shit whiskey, but chasing vodka seems like something only teenage grills do. Make a mix or something senpai. Enjoy the drink. Don't hate taking it in. Embrace the degeneracy. Become one with it.

you know back in October when I was planning on marrying my then gf of two years I looked forward to being a dad with fear and joy.

now 6 months after the break up I realize that shit would have gone south so fucking fast and that I dodged a fuck huge bullet.

but god damn I miss that piece of ass sometimes. I miss the times we talked about getting married and exploring the world together. I miss going out and hiking or getting stoned with her even though I remember most of them being utter bullshit and her having mental breakdowns every 1-2 weeks begging me to beat her senseless or wanting to commit suicide.

fucking relationships are a hell of a drug.

Nah I don't like drinking cups of mixed drinks.
To me that's for girls.
I want to grab the bottle, pour it in my mouth to the point I always spit it out, swallow it all, and chase it with something so I don't puke or spit.
It burns like hell if I don't chase it.
My tongue and throat are burning and my chest gets on fire.
So I chase it with something to cool it down.
I don't want to enjoy it, I want to forget my life and get drunk.

>its an /lgbt/ poster spams pedo and cuck threads all night

homo holocaust soon?

Start by killing yourself, faggot.

ummm no pedophilia in my Sup Forums ok thx

kek

How rude.

Jesus Christ user. What went wrong in your life?

Life will get better. It always does, friend.

>fucking relationships are a hell of a drug.

Good thing I've been sober my entire life I guess ;__;

who the fuck actually is this
I've seen these threads being posted for years

Mika Hakkinen from Mad Men. She plays Don Draper's kid.

You mean Kiernan Shipka? Who the fuck is Mika Hakkinen?

I knew it was some kind of stupid european style name. Close enough.

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sauce?

Longest ive seen this thread up probably the extra _ passed the filter

>tfwnkkgf

is this literally perfection personificated