OFFICIAL BRONCOS vs COLTS GAME THREAD #1

Why the fuck are we watching this shit edition.

Broncos (4-9) at Colts (3-10)

Kick-off in 25 bings

The Broncos have yet to win a road game this season. Is today the day?

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RIVETING GAME TONIGHT HUH

Literally who?

Can someone please remind me why Denver hired Miami's defensive coordinator when Miami had the second worst defense in the league under Vance?

I don't know but the sooner he gets fired the better

>be me
>be an analyst who rarely has to interact with people
>have to do a presentation to 1,500 sales staff at our company explaining to them why they are fucking retarded

I'm so fucked. Should I have some drinks before the presentation? How do I keep my breath from smelling like alcohol?

>firing a coach after one year

that's a good way to end up as browns 2.0 with no worthwhile coach wanting to come to denver

i could swear this game was on thursday night like two or three weeks ago

>mfw watching two inferior shitshow franchises duke it out over a top 5 pick
>I'm a Jaguars fan

>Drunk
>Wolves game got blacked out

might as well watch this shitshow.

How do Colts fans feel about Luck right now?

He's still in Europe getting treatment and no one knows what the fuck is going on.

I think I watched your team do that last year

Drink AFTER.

Dolphins linebackers last year were shit and secondary was suspended/injured.

Broncos unironically have the #1 defense in yards allowed per game.

Vance Joseph isn't the one throwing interceptions and throwing the ball off target out there.

Well, this game is gonna be boring. I'll be doing something else.

>getting married at this fucking game
Embarrassing
I give it six months

>Broncos unironically have the #1 defense in yards allowed per game.

And they also have given up the most points per game.

Can the colts play this game in a snowstorm like they did last week so at least it's interesting?

>getting married at a game like this

That marriage is fucking doomed

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>getting married there

She's kinda cute, you gonna go hurdling with her? It's a little dark for that...

>get married for superbowl tickets
>divorce a few months later
sounds worth it to me

>getting married
>ever

I feel like these awful songs they play before the games are the biggest reason ratings are down

>doing mental gymnastics in an attempt to abate the fact that you are an abject failure that will never be loved and will leave no progeny on this earth

is al michaels dead?

Yeah they make me cringe

Who you got winning this shit show tonight sp?

>Offense turning the ball over in their own territory and pick sixes is the defense fault.

>getting married
>at any point
>ever

>anthem starts
>cut to commercial
Every time

>the meme camera angle is back

I’m looking forward to some Thursday Night Injuries

Brady’s a big guy.

He doesn't commentate Thursday games

holy shit what a terrible matchup

why THE FUCK would anyone watch this game?

everyone on the colts is already backup tier you wont notice any difference

inb4 von miller tears his mcl and acl

>Clots and Buncos
>skycam
We've reached the pinnacle of primetime games.

whyb owl

ready to lose

For the memes my guy

what the fuck else am i going to do on a thursday night?

at that point just tear his leg off

>randy Johnson commercial
>the year of our lord 2017

>The Colts could struggle running against the Broncos defense

What kind of commercial was that?

This is pathetic

>shut tv off to avoid song, never turn it back on to actually watch game

I want a tons of deaths on the field today, only way to make up for a shit matchup

>it's a skycam episode
this meme needs to die already

why do blogging redditors always choose game threads?

What did we ever do without skycam

Heather Cocks

heather cox or michele tayfoya for your NBC mommy gf?

go coltsbro

>meme camera angles

17 days

The only reason to watch this game is for career ending injuries and fights

Who here /skycam/?

>skycam tools are literally duct taped together

WHAT THE FUCK

used yer mum

>it's a lot like a video game

what the fuck is denver wearing?

Aqib Talib

just like my video games!

Fucking this, made me laugh

How many picks will Trevor Semen throw tonight?

Is a nigger

>underthrowing your receiver by 10 yards

starting off well, denver

Nice to see the old D logo back

seven, including one from the sideline

>Tfw retro Denver Ponies logo

these awful color rush uni's aren't helping ratings either. Kinda hard to watch the game when your eyes literally hurt looking at the players

Bronco lids and tops are absolutely /aesthetic/ famm

See kids, it's just like Madden!!

this angle is already awful holy fuck the NFL is retarded

Except the pants and socks make them look like blue-tipping cocks

>broncos allowed alt helments
>iggles not allowed despite Jeff asking for years

the fuck is this bullshit?

i can't see a damn thing!

I hope skycam gets rekt tonight. Fuck skycam. I hope it falls down and injures a player. I'd rather see groundcam

>Mbu

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it's the fucking shaky cam that's hurting your eyes

>what are stickers

This... not sure if I'll watch this game with this madden cam shit

Hello, is this the shitpost thread?

Well obviously. But match those w blue pants and you have something.

Am I the only one who would perfer "throwback Thursday" uniforms rather than these color rush jersey s

what THE FUCK did he see there?

Can somebody fake a seizure so we can get these shitty cameras banned

>Semen

I'm liking these costumes
Wow simian is ass

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy simien

>SEMEN
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>semen

Hahahahahahaha
>donkeys

I really fucking wish I could see what fucking plays were happening and who was actually down the field.

What moron pitched this shit.
>KIDS LOVE THOSE VIDEO GAMES LETS SHOW A CAMERA LIKE IT LOL!

there's one already kek