h'white prophet edition
/brit/
Plymouth is actually an alright place
willies
anime
fuck off
6 things I could never do without
Food
Water
Blood
Air
White blood cells
Tender love from a woman
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2 things I need before I'll even consider searching for a GF:
A house that's big enough for 2 people
A nice saloon car
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Pewdiepie is actually an alright guy
Help me lads
1 thing I could never do without:
the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle
gf just sent me this
>your mind on giga-autism
>aikatsu
GOOD taste
Which is worse? Dover, Plymouth, or Hastings?
What sort of church should I go to lads?
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Going to the strip-club with the GF. Going to test her bisexuality. Seriously if she's okay with us or just me fooling around with other girls while she remains the queen, I will make her the actual Gf. She would be just perfect
the impeccable taste proto gf
hastings is the absolute worst in the country
Tell her you want to find the Secret of Niamh
the girl on the right needs clothing
BIG fan of this edition
only been to dover out of those three, but i think i can safely say it's dover
>why yes, I do smoke weed now that you mention it!
Unitarian Universalist.
Thank me later.
Alan is a pedo nonce Isis agent
'no'
just talked to a chinese girl
shes 19 and has NO experience
no hugging, no kissing, shes never done anything
she didnt know that fingering was a thing and didnt believe me when i said that girls can masturbate too
>little girl
>no wife
hmmmm...
yeah she sure sounds like GF material alan, real interesting
*goes off and stands alone*
mate you will never publish in algorithmica x
Controversial opinion: The new five and ten pound notes are beautiful and make me want to keep my money.
Yeah lad. Girls are so pretty and they smell so good. What I also really like is that you never get enough of them unlike other hobbies.
all chinks are autistic
(she's lying to you so you don't think she's a slut)
how thick can you be
gf literally just sent me this
Alri Felix. Is it raining down in Brighton too?
disprove anything I said.
no medicine helps get rid of a cold. only your immune system can fight it. so you might as well consume things known to boost your immune system.
stay pleb.
ah yes so called females
dailymail.co.uk
I miss him, fAm.
who is this
utterly miserable and bereft of all hope
>when the autism reaches your brainstem
ah yes so called females
Ayy lad contact me seriously. We can do great things together. 'nssmd' is my line id
>"...And we're back. This is Mr. New Vegas, and I feel something magic in the air tonight. And I'm not just talking about the gamma radiation."
Why are there so many from old port towns on the channel?
Is Brighton leeching all their life force?
Technically this is SFW because it's just a picture of a shirtless man.
Any Adam TC Wallace man in?
getting a 'minos 'zza for tea
>Alan loves women
>gets plenty of fanny despite being a 5'5 balding Arab
>/brit/ venemously hates women
>/brit/ is full of bitter nasty little virgins
made... me... think...
have zero pictures of me that aren't selfies smfh
plebbo
its okay x
You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
>dailym*il.co.uk
shan't be clicking that
Ibuprofen is reasonably effective at relieving the symptoms of a cold for a few hours.
yea but alan is a brown balding manlet sex pest predator in east asia, i on the other hand am not
He doesn't have a gut, so how does he have such large titties?
Who cares as long as she plays the part right
How autistic can you be
despise fat cunts
beautiful to be honest
going to go get a pizza and a thing for the other thing lads bye
Does America do this to your people?
HOW IS THE UK GOING TO SOLVE ITS CAR CONTROL PROBLEM
CAN'T YOU JUST BAN PEOPLE OF COLOR FROM DRIVING
>MUH EMPIRE LOLS
OH
MOI
GAWD
DA
DAY-LEE
MAYUL
absolutely all cold medicine is a scam and if you think otherwise you're an idiot
lol
also drake
Anyone who knows the true nature of women must hate them, they are beings of darkness
I would be mates with Alan but I'd definitely take the piss out of him behind his back to our other mates
>"In New Vegas, we know the pain that numbers can bring us. Well, so does Guy Mitchell, who's got 'Heartaches by the Number.'"
>youtube.com
Fuck off you smug cocksucker. Have two articles under review in 4+ impact factor journals you'll never dream of pretentious cunt
>cutting out the monstrosity
sure it looks alright from that side. when you remove to behemoth ceramic shart emporium
am not fat
just love fat wojaks
nice
>>dailym*il.co.uk
>shan't be clicking that
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Lads, a girl wants a shag from me once she gets home from uni. Got 3 months to get less-skele. Is it worth getting fit (>implying 3 months is enough time to get fit) for a one night stand?
>Anyone who knows the true nature of women must hate them, they are beings of darkness
literally this fuck off janny
Naseem seems very much on edge these days
Any phrenology man in?
have no self-confidence in myself
he's internalised his fear of getting bombed by a savage mudslime
worried im becoming attracted to traps lads. never been with women yet im not gay either.
>"Goodsprings has fended off a mob of escaped convicts after organizing an impromptu militia, according to an old man armed to the teeth with dynamite."
GOT TO LOVE HOW BRITS JUST IGNORE THERE LACK OF MUSLIM CONTROL PROBLEMS
KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND BUDDY
Unironically don't follow daily mail links because their site shitcans my browser
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>muslim problem
well actually it's the fault of white people for not integrating the muslims properly
tee hee
fuck off yank
reminder: do NOT reply to yanks.
*shoots you*