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h'white prophet edition

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Plymouth is actually an alright place

willies

anime

fuck off

6 things I could never do without

Food
Water
Blood
Air
White blood cells
Tender love from a woman

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2 things I need before I'll even consider searching for a GF:

A house that's big enough for 2 people
A nice saloon car

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Pewdiepie is actually an alright guy

Help me lads

1 thing I could never do without:

the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle

gf just sent me this

>your mind on giga-autism

>aikatsu

GOOD taste

Which is worse? Dover, Plymouth, or Hastings?

What sort of church should I go to lads?

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Going to the strip-club with the GF. Going to test her bisexuality. Seriously if she's okay with us or just me fooling around with other girls while she remains the queen, I will make her the actual Gf. She would be just perfect

the impeccable taste proto gf

hastings is the absolute worst in the country

Tell her you want to find the Secret of Niamh

the girl on the right needs clothing

BIG fan of this edition

only been to dover out of those three, but i think i can safely say it's dover

>why yes, I do smoke weed now that you mention it!

Unitarian Universalist.

Thank me later.

Alan is a pedo nonce Isis agent

'no'

just talked to a chinese girl
shes 19 and has NO experience
no hugging, no kissing, shes never done anything
she didnt know that fingering was a thing and didnt believe me when i said that girls can masturbate too

>little girl
>no wife
hmmmm...

yeah she sure sounds like GF material alan, real interesting

*goes off and stands alone*

mate you will never publish in algorithmica x

Controversial opinion: The new five and ten pound notes are beautiful and make me want to keep my money.

Yeah lad. Girls are so pretty and they smell so good. What I also really like is that you never get enough of them unlike other hobbies.

all chinks are autistic

(she's lying to you so you don't think she's a slut)
how thick can you be

gf literally just sent me this

Alri Felix. Is it raining down in Brighton too?

disprove anything I said.

no medicine helps get rid of a cold. only your immune system can fight it. so you might as well consume things known to boost your immune system.

stay pleb.

ah yes so called females

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I miss him, fAm.

who is this

utterly miserable and bereft of all hope

>when the autism reaches your brainstem

ah yes so called females

Ayy lad contact me seriously. We can do great things together. 'nssmd' is my line id

>"...And we're back. This is Mr. New Vegas, and I feel something magic in the air tonight. And I'm not just talking about the gamma radiation."

Why are there so many from old port towns on the channel?

Is Brighton leeching all their life force?

Technically this is SFW because it's just a picture of a shirtless man.

Any Adam TC Wallace man in?

getting a 'minos 'zza for tea

>Alan loves women
>gets plenty of fanny despite being a 5'5 balding Arab

>/brit/ venemously hates women
>/brit/ is full of bitter nasty little virgins

made... me... think...

have zero pictures of me that aren't selfies smfh

plebbo

its okay x

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

>dailym*il.co.uk

shan't be clicking that

Ibuprofen is reasonably effective at relieving the symptoms of a cold for a few hours.

yea but alan is a brown balding manlet sex pest predator in east asia, i on the other hand am not

He doesn't have a gut, so how does he have such large titties?

Who cares as long as she plays the part right
How autistic can you be

despise fat cunts

beautiful to be honest

going to go get a pizza and a thing for the other thing lads bye

Does America do this to your people?

youtube.com/watch?v=Otrf4xmM9Do

HOW IS THE UK GOING TO SOLVE ITS CAR CONTROL PROBLEM

CAN'T YOU JUST BAN PEOPLE OF COLOR FROM DRIVING

>MUH EMPIRE LOLS

OH
MOI
GAWD
DA
DAY-LEE
MAYUL

absolutely all cold medicine is a scam and if you think otherwise you're an idiot

lol

also drake

Anyone who knows the true nature of women must hate them, they are beings of darkness

I would be mates with Alan but I'd definitely take the piss out of him behind his back to our other mates

>"In New Vegas, we know the pain that numbers can bring us. Well, so does Guy Mitchell, who's got 'Heartaches by the Number.'"
>youtube.com/watch?v=lJUq8jzU0CA

Fuck off you smug cocksucker. Have two articles under review in 4+ impact factor journals you'll never dream of pretentious cunt

>cutting out the monstrosity

sure it looks alright from that side. when you remove to behemoth ceramic shart emporium

am not fat
just love fat wojaks
nice

>>dailym*il.co.uk

>shan't be clicking that

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Lads, a girl wants a shag from me once she gets home from uni. Got 3 months to get less-skele. Is it worth getting fit (>implying 3 months is enough time to get fit) for a one night stand?

>Anyone who knows the true nature of women must hate them, they are beings of darkness

literally this fuck off janny

Naseem seems very much on edge these days

Any phrenology man in?

have no self-confidence in myself

he's internalised his fear of getting bombed by a savage mudslime

worried im becoming attracted to traps lads. never been with women yet im not gay either.

>"Goodsprings has fended off a mob of escaped convicts after organizing an impromptu militia, according to an old man armed to the teeth with dynamite."

GOT TO LOVE HOW BRITS JUST IGNORE THERE LACK OF MUSLIM CONTROL PROBLEMS

KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND BUDDY

Unironically don't follow daily mail links because their site shitcans my browser

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>muslim problem

well actually it's the fault of white people for not integrating the muslims properly

tee hee

fuck off yank

reminder: do NOT reply to yanks.

*shoots you*

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