Why is cold and mediterranean weather so shit in trees?

Why is cold and mediterranean weather so shit in trees?

Mediterranean weather is best
kys

Still shit in trees, all green, boring...

Fuck off spruces and pines are best trees

t. squirrel

t.makak

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The nicest forests in France are almost all around the Med

>Blue, Purple, Pink trees

WTF. I visited Australia (my husband grandparents live there), saw nothing like that.

Why would you want gay ass pink and purple trees

Left
>full of venomous spiders
>full of venomous snakes
>half of the species perfectly capable of killing you

right
>venomous animals not found

golly gee i wonder which one i prefer

But there are some venomous sneks here

Sydney has fucking blue trees. It's stunning

What the hell makes trees turn blue? Sometimes in the winter the leaves of trees are very light blue due ice and snow but brazil and aus doesnt have either of those

Flowers

>m-m-muh venomous animals
Maybe don't be a bitch who's terrified of life and you won't have a problem enjoying this world.

european adder is not actually a threat to adult humans, only to children and edlerly. And it's rare as fuark.

>terrified of life
Lmao. Why don't you live in a nigger neighbourhood? Enjoy the world!

There is little to enjoy in a ghetto compared to the entire continents of Australia and South America. However, I have enjoyed cheap, tasty chicken dishes in poor neighborhoods without fear, whereas you run back inside and hide under your bed if a dangerous, venomous bee so much as buzzes past your ear.

nice cherry picking
never once i've seen a tree that wasn't green
i'd take pines over anything else we have that is common here

How many times do you leave your home per week?

Never seen a Ipe or Jacaranda? Oh man, what a pleb.

>i'd take pines over anything else we have that is common here

How can anyone be so retarded? That blue tree is amazing.

Do you know gay forests?