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first for me

Second for me

Third for oh my god I hope Kim nukes South Korea soon, I refuse to live in a world with Koreaboos

>Stuck in an infinite loop with a girl talking about cats
Where is the eject button?

I want a refund for this bio-machine
It sucks

Send a dick pic

>I like Slavic girls because they are less degenerate tha-...
>/satani
Oh...

If you liked the jalapeno one, you should see if you can find Mikkeller Texas Ranger. It's not a lager like chili beers usually are, but a porter of all things. Exciting mix boy!

I'm not a fan of Stella but I have my own guilty pleasures: Faxe Premium and Veltins Grevensteiner. That stuff is liquid gold no matter what the hipsters say.

>russian qt starts sexy talk
>im listening to the national anthem of the USSR

life is good

I'm so fucking lonely. It's been a year since I broke up with my ex. Exactly one whole year, and I'm still not over her. We were together for 2 years and we met on Interpals.

I met many, many women since her and not one ever caught my emotional attention. I can't invest in women anymore. I feel like I'm cursed.

She left me because of some mistakes that I made. You reap what you sow, anons. Don't fuck your relationships up, don't take people for granted.

City and first letter of her name pls. I'm talking to basically every Russian girl on the site so I have to make sure no one is cheating on me

nah m8,
Zeugenschutzprogramm

>tfw I'm in the same situation as you except it's been 2 years.
Just fuck the pain away, gyros-bro.

send list of grills
ill tell you which one it is,
bc i dont think you have her

>caring about relationships
>caring about people
>having emotions
>not having the aspies in the year lord's of 2017

I-I'm not going to share my qts

Zelenograd, S

17 year old commie?

nope, a private profile

good that you dont know her :D

Fair enough, then you may continue

>the website is totally dead, usually 3000-4000 members online, half are bots

thanks, dad

That's what tends to happen when you completely neglect your product for 5 years, don't fix issues, don't improve or add features and don't adapt to new technology

interpals=EA

Has interpals ever been a real company with employees and shit? Or was it just a one-man operation that went to shit when the founder had enough qts?

i can imagine this

the founder probably doesn't even visit

ghost site

Hellotalk would be great on the phone if it didn't limit you to the QT's of the language you were learning ffs

What the /craft pals/ on tonight then?

It's existed since the 90s, so I don't think it's just some dude. Although I can't find any info on the company and the domain is registered by "WhoisGuard" kek

southern comfort
>bc im not getting it from qt

I'm gonna move into the Bombay sapphire afterwards

the website is hilariously insecure. do NOT keep any personal messages there for long.

If you have email alerts for your message turn them off right now

if anyone gets into your email that link in your email LOGS YOU IN, WITHOUT YOUR FUCKING PASSWORD.

Try it right now. log out of interpals. Then go to your email and find the notification email and clic kit.

You will be logged in.

You can even paste the link from your email onto Sup Forums right now and we can all use it to log into your account without your password.

Fucking stupid site.

nice taste,
finnished my bottle last week, to broke/lazy to buy new one

ty for the PSA

These two!
Don't worry I don't store them like that.

I've seen that around here, what does it taste like? Candy? Also tfw when no titgoddess from Bavaria to drink craft with :'(

Feeling supersonic gimme gin-and-tonic EH?!?!?!

it tastes special, very sweet but also like whiskey

Location: We are entirely a remote team at this time, but if you are in Eastern Europe (we are in Moscow, Lviv and sometimes Seattle)
>Moscow
>Lviv
Sounds like they really are taking advantage of the Slavic qts then! Maybe I should apply for one of their "jobs" and see if I get paid in qts.

Normally I'm mostly into beer, but tonight it's a Scotch.

W2C on the scotch?

Give me the basic gestalt on /UnnieCrown

Where to get it?
Bought it at a local liquor store. Don't think it's available at supermarkets.
Are you from Berlin by any chance?

ok ill check liquor stores
nope not in berlin and i wont say späti either

she has the ugliest face

>/UnnieCrown
But it's ugly in a pretty way, or am I really far out now?

46th for qt European bf when

looks like the alien from Paul

It was some "classy" liqour store, it's called Galander, but I think they are only in Berlin.
Don't think Spätis/Kiosks would have it.
Look for a specialised shop.

What styles are those two?

And that was a fairly sexy alien wasn't it? Correct me if I'm wrong

The left one is a fairly subpar Quadrupel, but I had to try it since it's Norwegian. The right one is an Imperial Stout, it's BRETTY good!

no. just ugly. i mean, c'mon! i understand that betas have to lower their standards. but to this girl? c'mon nigga

So you wouldn't do her user? She doesn't make it wiggle in your willy, not even in a strange and slightly disturbing way?

I'm kinda with you.

There are way unglier girls.

Have him

There seriously aren't.

im fine

qt hasnt replied for 10 minutes
but read and recieved on whatsapp
what do?

>Also tfw when no titgoddess from Bavaria to drink craft with
NEED this lads, didn't joke around

Dick pic

Masturbate

Like someone said to me. She's probably busy. Wait until she replies

im going to trust portubro

I think I'm done with interpals.

I'm finding it harder and harder to put forth the effort for some online girl I'll never see

yeah yeah titty pics and sexin over skype or whatever

its time to make transition to rl qt hunting

good luck boys

>good luck boys
Post the tits you've acquired before you leave wtf?!

Don’t leave us!

Qt sent me a video of her playing with her clit, as I tell her I'm pissed off, so cute desu

She wants you to be happy :)

>clit
clit, vag and ass is for plebs though

>
I am sorry to hear that... Lets hope you can get over.

Wew

>having emotions on 2017
I'm behaving like a fuckboy I never trust grills EVER. Everytime I let my guard down I get totaly destroyed by some incredibly bitchy moves it's so ridiculous it's almost funny if it wasn't happening to me.

Ay

tfw you really like your qt

i like her too

NO

>5 days on this shit and still no gf
What the fuck I'm doing wrong?

Are you being honest with the qts?

Post profile

As honest as they allow me to be. Should I tell them that I'm depressed and suicidal and how much I want to have a gf?

Officially ended it with a qt that I've been speaking to for around 4 years. I even met her irl. The worst feeling is that I know she's heartbroken and sad while I'm happy to cut this chord in my life. I feel bad for her rather than myself

Did you fuck?

Yes, qts love self hate.

Yes, but that's all in the past now. I'm moving on to bigger and better things

Where was she from? Why did you dump her?

Sweden. A combination of reasons, really. She requires a lot of attention, affection and she isn't very independent. I've reached a point where I don't have the time or energy to run around after people like this. For the past 4 years she hasn't improved her situation and her negative mentality is taxing on my own well being. I can't move up in the world with someone who's constantly dragging themself down

Understandable. You lasted 4years that s so much already

Damn. I’m glad my qt isn’t like that

What is it like to have friends?

We are your friends! :)

...

All women are like that, expect men to do everything for her.

I can't believe how easy life is for females.

youtube.com/watch?v=XD4XqUzeJXA

>friends
how should i know?

hello lads

hey. wanna be friends? :3

yes

Hi Mexico

Hi

Good evening)))