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Ryder Turner
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Jayden Lopez
Holy fuck lads
she signed with blacked.
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Grayson Nguyen
Hi i'm John Reid, Football writer for @ForestEchoTM. Father of 2 beautiful daughters, Proud heterosexual, Liverpool fan.
Connor Fisher
*accelerates towards you*
Aaron Martinez
>following pornstar news
Julian Price
Just went to the dentist ;)
Charles Cruz
poocastle
Leo Richardson
Dylan James
...
Bentley Gutierrez
dont care
Jonathan Wood
its the surest sign of a loser
James Perez
STATE of yanks
Grayson Bennett
martingale?
Jonathan Hernandez
finally my day has come *unzips*
Nathan Hill
the quintessential american post
Brayden Wood
Wh*tes will kneel
Ayden Sullivan
Gotta go clubbing with the gf in 1 hour, how do i get out of it?
Ayden Adams
fairly certain the easiest way to get (you)s is to insult someone
so im going to make this my next great gimmick that will stand the test of time:
dumb stupid cunt lol
Benjamin Walker
>gambling to gain an income
you are fucking retarded and delusional
Andrew Thompson
>win 10 quid in small increments using a gambling method that reduces risk
>get excited and lose 10 quid dumbly
>lose another 25 trying to win it back (even more dumbly)
fuck sakes lads..
Brayden Morgan
say you dont fancy it? mong
Aaron Martin
Wait, do blacks take credit for the stone age chinese people's civilization now too?
Matthew Hughes
JUST
Owen Powell
who?
Evan Cox
bollox
Asher Sanders
DIE MEISTER
DIE BESTEN
LES GRANDES EQUIPES
THE CHAMPIONNNSSSS
Isaac Nguyen
mia malkova you philistine
Isaiah King
my new gimmick isnt catching any traction
runt
Nicholas Long
>How many languages do you think we need to sound European bruv?
>Oh about three should be enough
Jacob Martin
nah i was just doing trades and arbs on tennis. making little bits of money here and there.
for some reason bet on the winning team in a rugby game, that managed to lose just in the last few seconds.
tried to do some trades in tennis to begin making it back but sat there watching the game and panicking so i lost another 25 quid.
gonna give it a break for like a month or two, then when i move addresses sign up for some new free bet offers to win back the £8 i've lost all in all.
wish i had a computer programme doing this for me 2bh, too much hassle actually doing it yourself.
Parker Lopez
>Newcastle instead of Neocastle
Consider that ">you arrive in Neocastle" is humerous on multiple different levels.
On the base level it is the 'pretending a futuristic anime city is a shitehole UK locale' gimmick. On the next level it is the link between the futuristic anime city known as Neo-Tokyo and the direct tie in with the word "Neocastle". And then the final level is the fact that pronouncing "Neocastle" sounds like a someone saying Newcastle in a geordie accent.
Ryder Walker
DAMN YOUR LIPS VERY SOFT
AS I TURN MY BLACKBERRY OFF
AND I TURN YOUT BATHWATER ON
AND YOU TURN OFF YOUR IPHONE
Leo Murphy
how do you arbitrate a gamble
Justin Bailey
>rush fan
it makes sense
Ayden Russell
oh yeah
nice one
Isaiah Ward
no it isnt
be quiet
Jackson Green
I would imagine clubbing with a gf is pretty nice as far as clubbing knows. Guaranteed shag at the end compared with normal clubbing where you end up going home disappointed in a taxi alone 100% of the time (if you're me).
Evan Green
reckon i would cum immediately on penetrating a vagina
Benjamin King
oh i get the joke now
*laughs heartily*
Jace Jenkins
...
Caleb Evans
Careless whispers, eye fuckin', bitin' ass
Neck, ears, hair, legs, eating ass
Owen Hernandez
small cats>fat cats
Jackson Harris
gf snapped me this
Elijah Rogers
THEN SHE CAME LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
THATS WHY IM IN AND I CANT GET OUT
Grayson Moore
Not a fan of the EU but Ode to Joy is an absolutely peng choice.
Chase Sanchez
white people
Christopher Thomas
different bookmakers offer different odds and if they mess up you can make money betting on both outcomes. betting exchanges are useful for this.
trading is where you do something similar - you bet on one outcome, then you act as bookmaker on a betting exchange and bet that it won't happen - and you can make some money doing this.
there are risks though. namely picking a drifter, or not clciking buttons quick enough and not getting the deal you spot.
hence why a computer would be a lot better to do this with.
Parker Perez
how many girls u approach each night, how many makeouts and grinds do u get?
Ryan Rogers
bloody hell
Dominic Gray
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
Chase Collins
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Josiah Miller
fuk whi pepo
Angel Diaz
WHO RUN BARTERTOWN?
Adam Watson
that shouldn't be very hard to code
Ayden Morris
Slightly distressed. I have a very toned chest now and can hit 250 lbs/ 114 kg on bench, yet I still have puffy nipples. Not sure how to remedy this.
Blake Allen
people are so fucking weird lmao, there's are Janice we've known her since she came out ummy's vagina and now here she is holding up some dwarf thru her kneecaps
Ryan Nelson
wypippo dont use spices lol
Jayden Jones
...
Tyler Jones
bet this cat is very friendly
Jace Hall
what are some normie songs you enjoy?
really enjoy this one myself:
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to be honest I don't go clubbing a lot and when I do I don't actively approach anyone; I just get really drunk, dance freely and sometimes if I am in luck a girl will be attracted to me. If she is, it's obvious and I will dance with her and most likely kiss her. No idea how to transition from dancing / kissing to leaving for sex though.
Adam Gray
every time, without fail. why is this?
Evan Gray
*walks*
Wyatt Diaz
Not particularly a fan of cats, but I would DEFINITELY fluff this one's tummy
Carter Sullivan
jk rowling?
Ayden Rivera
yeah my brother is going to come up with one i think.
the other problem then is that those opportunities don't last too long if everyone's doing it and bookmakers try to prevent it from happening.
the 2 methods have 2 dimensions - one is instant ones where you spot the opportunity though these are generally rare. the other is where you sort of bet that the opportunity will arise at some point in the match - the second is particularly annoying because you will win most of the time but losses outweigh wins i'm experiencing.
Isaiah Jackson
Outstanding post
Andrew Rogers
...
Gavin Myers
MAKE ANIME REAL NOW I WANT IT TO BE REAL!
Oliver Ramirez
VIVE L'EMPEREUR
Joseph Wilson
women crave attention
Austin Anderson
How much is rent in London
I want to laugh at them
Alexander Green
post rate dipping a bit here lads
post girls who are factually your gfs
Robert Myers
my love is underground
Liam Evans
t. gf drives a metro train
Gavin Smith
...
Easton Rivera
>you work for 8 hours a day to get less than what a camwhore/twitcher/asmrist gets in a few moments
bit crap
Michael Martinez
*advances towards you*
Thomas Evans
fuck off yank
Zachary Moore
dropped my phone lads, the back of it's totally fucked but at least the screen's fine haha
Nathan Green
i am not driving a mini metro
Brandon Evans
wish I could save her in some sort of time machine
Asher Gomez
recon I have the lowest iq in /brit/ got tested as a kid because i was bad at school, i got 83
Brayden Lopez
Got a gf. She posts in /cum/ though you wouldn't know her
Ian Green
see man driving a german whip?
Brandon Williams
last exit to springfield is the best episode
Connor Butler
german cars are for wankers
i drive a lexus, the japanese mercedes
Eli Moore
anyone notice how there hasn't been a peep about the falklands ever since the radical centrists took over in argentina?
really makes you think
Jayden Adams
The harem
Lincoln Cooper
would like to be in a celibate relationship with her
Mason Morris
mental how girls can hang around naked together and touch each other's bums.
Tyler Diaz
that bitch just used it as a distraction
Christopher Stewart
They're just waiting for the next thing they need to distract their people about.
Tyler Price
how can i earn money besides toiling lads?
Ethan Lewis
wish newcastle really was cyberpunk
Jack Russell
not a fan of blacks desu
Christopher Hill
allah
Joseph Peterson
poker? crime? gambling? start your own company?
Joseph Stewart
you can touch guys' bums as well
routinely slap lads arses on nights out, even random lads who I don't know, and it always goes down well
probably get sparked one day doing it to some nutter but that's a risk I am willing to take
Andrew Brooks
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>watching this particular arrangement of photons could get brits sentenced to 15 years in the slammer
mental
Lucas Allen
and yet people get put away with less proof than that all the time