Good
>Vietnam War stuff
>Mythology surrounding Kong, Skull Island, and the other MUTOs
>SLJ and some of the other soldiers
>John C Reilly
>Action sequences
>Soundtrack
>Post-Credits scene
>King Kong himself
Bad
>Hiddelston and Larson
>Slo-mo and lens flares
>Pretty standard story (basically the plot of Jurassic Park 3)
>Not spending more than 1 scene each with some of the other monsters
also I think Jackson's King Kong is a better made movie overall but I found more enjoyment out of this one.
The 70s one is still my favourite
>Larson
>Bad
but boobies
the dumb shit
>the "perpetual storm" protecting the island (aka lazy attempt to explain why it's unexplored only for the helicopters to clear it in a minute with no issue)
>they talked about the Russians in the beginning but didn't utilize them as a possible protagonist/last minute savior.
>the helicopters didn't break contact when they realized the fight was lost.
>they killed Chaplin and revealed his fate to the group in such a shit way.
>Goodman and the other scientist was killed in such a sudden and shit way.
those boobies are pure kino
Shame about the face
>not having a hard-on for plain grills
grow up.
>bad
>Larson
Other than Kong himself, she's the other reason I want to see it.
She spends a good portion of the movie with her big tits stretching a tight white tank top. It's great.
Random thoughts:
I thought John C. Reilly was going to be shit but I almost teared up at the credits sequence.
They didn't give Samuel the one "fuck" they were allowed to use.
The buffalo outside of the gate with the helicopter, how did the tribe people not notice it? How did Kong just suddenly appear without making any noise?
Why was Hiddleston so boring? He was just good looking the whole time and didn't develop as a character at all.
What was the point of the Asian girl other than pointing out that they should have left at dawn?
Why did John Goodman die in such a shit fashion? It was the same as Cranston buying the farm early in Godzilla.
I did like how Samuel L. became Captain Ahab right off the bat and lost his shit trying to get revenge.
Chapman did not matter at all, I don't know why they kept focusing on him.
Larson was so distracting, her breasts commanded attention in every shot and I just noticed how her facial bone structure is perfection.
How did the Skullcrawler know what Cole was planning?
The post-credits scene was pure kino.
Fun movie, 7.5/10
post proofs NOW
Every shot is her massive, pillowy breasts taking up half the shot, it was a sight to see.
Yeah I watched with my girlfriend and I could she was getting pissed when they kept showing off her tits.
Women are so petty
>soundtrack
>good
It was nothing but cliché Vietnam movie songs, the only thing missing was It Ain't Me
What the hell was up with that scene where the guy attemps to sacrifice himself, near the end? He wasn't injured or bleeding. He wasn't holding his team back. There was absolutely no reason whatsoever for him to decide to stay behind and die, the movie doesn't even establish him as being depressed or feeling suicidal because of the war. He could've just kept running. In fact, he was probably the chillest one there. There's a whole gag where the black soldier berates him for just calmly sitting down and eating after almost dying in a plane crash caused by a fucking gigantic gorilla.
What the fuck.
what a cutie
>Hi I'm Kawhi Leonard with MTV News
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Yep.
I'm seeing Kong just for her.
Is this shit real?
Liberals look like cult members, it's even scary at this moment.
Get laid, dude, you reek of desperation.
JUST LOOK AT HER TITS YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT
I've gotten laid with stunning Russian escorts, they aren't my type. Cute/plain/boyish girls is where it's at m8.
>Ooga Booga Tits Muh Dick
>Larson was so distracting, her breasts commanded attention in every shot and I just noticed how her facial bone structure is perfection.
This.