Kong couldn't control himself, I know why

kong couldn't control himself, I know why

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she's the hottest ugly actress out there

Jessica Lange >Naomi Watts > Ruth Rose > Brie

She's got some fucking amazing tits desu

More like LARDson amirite?

never read more truer words

Implants*

I agree they look great though.

Would you fuck a hamster? Why would Kong want to fuck a human?

Her tit doctor should win the nobel prize.

White women were made for BMC (Big Monkey Cock)

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She needs to stick to cute outfits and singing in movies.

You seem to have confused > with

looks like my mom. hot.

>Nice hair
>Soft, pillowy breasts
>A manly jawline that somehow adds to her beauty

I can't really describe it, but she is very pretty, it was distracting me through the whole movie.

no

>those teddies

You lads ready for her in the Ms. Marvel costume?

Her nipples are as pink as a new born kitten's anus

Yes

kek she is not pretty
she is a textbook case of butterface

You either watch too much porn or are still in high school, you know this site is 18+, right?

they arent implants you retard
in her fappening pictures she is laying on her back and you can clearly tell they are real
kys for spreading false rumors

pit whore!

wtf does either of those two things have to do with her face being busted and her body being hot?
you are butthurt because shes your waifu?
kek you are pathetic

If you think her face is busted you're blind, sorry she isn't from Naruto you child.

She's much better looking than a lot of other actresses right now.

Oh yeah, I hope we get some set pics from Avengers this year

She's a feminist m8

Her big toe has fungus.

>Naruto
wtf is naruto?

>"who has more severe autism" contest over whether or not an actress is attractive

wanna know how i know both of you will die foreveralone?

Absolutely disgusting what the hell

Why the hell is she wearing open toed shoes!?

why the hell do you maladapted tardies spend your day obsessing over the toes of bitches who will either never be aware of your exist or will file a restraining order against you

MILK!

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>tfw will never fuck this thicc goddess

kill me

Why do you come to the TV section of an anime website to bitch about anonymous poster?

Because:

1) I'm in a section that has nothing to do with anime.

2) I love pointing out how fucking sad you maladptive retards are. It's a petty but satisfying way to stroke my ego.

3) Bantz.

Now do the human genetic pool a solid and gobble up the mold underneath your kitchen sink.

>wanna know how i know both of you will die foreveralone?
how?

Jesus Brie, just get some topical ointment already

Jesus user, get a life already. Or at the very least, get some sunlight.

>topical ointment
Its $300 a tube and not covered by insurance

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They are clearly fake.
Not even good fakes.

Still hot as fuck. Fake tits are criminally underrated.

pic related

C'mon, Casey deserved a cheeky lil clap to go with that hug.
Not even SAG?

She's not ugly, she's average.
And yes, her averageness is very hot and she is indeed the hottest most average actress out there.

>Not even SAG?
Who knows. The world is a bad place to be a foot

C'mon, you deserved a cheeky lil prescription to go with that debilitating autism.

That's not fungus, you retard(s). That's post-op from an ingrown nail procedure. They literally cut off a whole side of your nail.

this doesnt explain why im going to die alone

Say that to Richard Gere.

oh but it does

>looks like my mom
Hello, underaged cunt.

Brie, it's going to be okay. Kong's a hit, you'll be able to get that toe looked at
Fuck ingrown toenail's so much more painful than expected, rough times

>"clearly fakes"
>statement based on autistic opinion
>literally has nudes to prove the contrary
her tits are real you retard and no amount of "because i said so" will change that

>he can't enjoy a woman from head to toe

Honestly if you can't discuss sexy women or their attributes you probably should check your testosterone levels. you're gay right?

user, it's not going to be okay. Life really dealt you a shit hand, but several permanent options can be looked at.

#Pray4Breezy
#And4herTootsies

You haven't been near a vagina since you popped out 35 years ago, my man. Shut the fuck up.

Also, make sure you link the TED Talk you host about testosterone levels being correlated with one's sexual desire for toenail clippings, you fucking disgrace.

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Damn user you're real worked up. You know this's a foot thread on Sup Forums right? Weird place to judge other people's lives Brie

I'm frothing at the mouth 2bh. I know this is a thread where losers congregate and I wanted to give America a firsthand look. Consider me your David Attenborough.

>"And here, in the dark domain of the internet, several sunlight-deprived outcasts flock to discuss the acceptability of a moderately famous actress's shoulder acne placement."

I'm sorry, but it's all downhill, user.

dont think she ever sung

no it doesnt you autist
reddit memes are great tho thanks for the black science man

Try harder, user

she was mai waifu before it was cool

>reddit memes
>black science man

confirmed foreveralone dork who never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Nah, I'll keep winging it. It's working just fine.

You shouldn't try harder, though. You can't fight what you are.

unf

>Defending Reddit
There it is

>Not even good fakes.
They're great

kek, look at how much time you're wasting, you know this is an anonymous board right? ever heard the saying "if they don't know you personally don't take it personal" you're trying to bait people into firing back at you but it's not working because these threads have a lifespan of an hour and then they're gone,(no, no one checks the archive for these threads) nobody has time to reply to low test beta cucks, there's baneposting and braaaptposting to do.

She did.

youtube.com/watch?v=-bvYRlv7XCw

>being this dumb

I'd say "there it is," but it's not exactly a revelation to anybody.

For sure keep throwing out buzzwords because your autism short-circuited, though.

me too, thanks

>writes a paragraph about how nobody has time to reply

I don't get it at all. Why be angry online when you could just talk shit and jerk off? Who comes to Sup Forums to get worked up over Reddit and feet? What a way to live

>g-guys stop talking about women!
>no dad, it's been 13 years, it wasn't a joke when i told you i was gay, now close the door
>get a life guys! aggghhhh

mfw

@80342381

Cringe

>implying you have to be angry to banter

Emotionally stunted tardie confirmed.

>when you could just talk shit

Yes, that is in fact the point, little buddy.

>trying this hard to delude yourself into believing discussing toenails and nostril hair is healthy behavior

You're not gay or straight. You're just hopeless. You have my sympathy, user.

Wait, no you don't. hahahahahahahahahaha get fucked

>autistic and proud: the post

They are great and her nudes proved they are real.

>hottest
you can tell she's hiding some ugly ass tits under that dress though

She has nudes out there and her tits are actually pretty great.

link me nigger, dont go around sprouting shit you cant back

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>Jlaw tier nudes
>velociraptor feet

uhmm no thanks

gay

>huge forehead
>manjaw
Kong is homo.

I mean she has a blockhead but other than that she's pretty damn hot.

This.

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

>you're trying to bait people into firing back at you but it's not working

>fires back