ITT the most ridiculous Blu-Ray Collector's Edition Boxes

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i'm sure you'll love this

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Are you saying you don't want a huge Electro head on your mantelpiece ?

i don't even remember this movie

I would never own these, but theyre not thaaat terrible.

>all these cheap plastic trinkets

LMAO NOOOOOOOOOOO

guys these aren't real right? RIGHT?

Not a DVD, but...

Helmut Newton's SUMO

Edition of 10,000

20 x 27.5 inches, 66 lbs book

Comes with the table

$20,000

Sold out within a week of going on pre-sale

I can't decide if these are better or worse than vidya CEs.

These are kinda neat actually.

>physical media thread

These are stupid, gramps.

You can actually kill someone with that book.

I don't understand who buys these things. Do they keep them on display in their house?

Stanley Kubrick's Napoleon

Coffee table book of Kubrick's extensive research in preparation for his Napoleon film, which was never made after studios pulled funding

Edition of 1,000

$3,000

29.5 x 37.3 cm, 2874 pages

Sold out within an hour of going on sale

>Buying extravagant box sets for a film series that hasn't finished

Why? Why would they release what was probably a ridiculously expensive collector's edition to a movie that flopped? Who would want to buy this? I could kind of understand if it was a Spider-Man bust, but veiny electric Mr Freeze?

This one makes a bit of sense since it's housing a multi season series and is something that would thematically appeal to fans of the show.

Is that a figurine of Peter Jackson beating the effects team

Fucking hobbit movies

You can kill someone with a normal sized book too.

beautiful

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i like my tv kino with a good 'za

this is a Sup Forums essential

Saw a book like this at selfridges, massive book for a few thousands, I need to figure out how to make prentcious shit rich people will buy

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the GOAT

You're too white and male. You need to hire a female actress to be the face of your project like Steven King did with Harry Potter.

>Extended Edition
>of the fucking Hobbit Desolation of Smaug

>Edition of 10,000

>$20,000

Let's be wildly generous and say that the unit cost to produce, market and distribute this massive book and its accompanying table is a thousand bucks. That's 190 MILLION dollars, and it's a photography book, so nobody even needed to fucking WRITE anything

wtf I want to work in publishing now

The Making of Stanley Kubrick’s '2001: A Space Odyssey'

Edition of 1,000

US$ 1,250

Monolith shaped metallic box with 4 volumes, 19.8 x 44 cm, 1386 pages

Sold out

It really would be a channer's wet dream to work in publishing. You make a shitton of money pushing other people's work while destroying the dreams of most people.

WANT

>thumb toe

disgusting

>Monolith shaped metallic box

that's just a box

a box-shaped box

This one looks really fucking cheap reminds me of the cheap card protectors slevees for mtg cards

The fuck

>US$ 1,250

the canisters make sense alright, but the fucking christmas candle is fucking ridiculous. they should have made a small briefcase with lock combination.

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>monolith shaped metal box

this shit is straight retarded

>christmas candle

is this bait?

The Stanley Kubrick Archives
US$ 69.99

Hardcover, 32.7 x 24.5 cm, 544 pages

This one is pretty gud.

That's the most low effort collectors box i've ever seen.

It's really cool that they managed to make the hulk on the box art look EXACTLY like ang lee's hulk

Can't believe I bought this tacky shit.

It must have been a lot of fun to work on 2001.
The nasa guys were lucky.

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>prentcious shit rich people will buy
>a book is a pretentious thing to have
americans, everyone.

>not Bane
>not CIA
>not even a crashed plane
Waste of money

>selfridges

>americans

>mfw continental yuropoors don't even know Selfridges is a department store for rich people in Western Europe

My dad has this collection set, it's honestly pretty decent. Got it for Christmas a few years back and he's got loads of hours out of it from replays.

So is that a tiny alien or a really big egg?

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A tiny alien wrapped around a really big egg

probably a whale alien

What movie?

wait, there is one disc called "the making of alien anthology"? lol

these things unnerve me for some reason

like they're a horrible synthesis of the last desperate gasp of physical media and the way people define themselves through pop culture fandom, in lieu of other cultural/social bonds

totems manufactured solely to gather dust in lonely nerd basements reeking of semen and old dreams waiting to be realized

it's all very vulgar

Want to make your cancer inducing hobby even more pretentious? Buy a humidifier for cigars, and now there's one with Scarface, at the low price of 1000$ you will be encouraged to drop the cocaine and instead pick up smoking.

He can't keep getting away with it

>having books is pretentious
lol americans are retarded.

BrBa obviously.

I feel this way too
all that cheap plastic tackiness

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No book is worth that much, it's just a status symbol

Missed oppurtunity. They should have made it look like the box of blood slides

I can't decide if these are worse than video game collector's editions or not. These don't impress people anymore.

this shit is gonna sell like hotcakes in former yugoslavia

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they are mcdonalds happy meal boxes for "adults". because, ypou see, americans cant eat or watch a movie if it isnt wrapped in FUN colors.

Cabin in the Woods

This one doesnt even work properly

>No book is worth that much
maybe youre just poor?

The battle plan I just filed with myself lists me, ice, xmas ornamints, heavy cans, tar, micro machines against two of you!

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You're a big book

why would you eat a movie

Bruce Jenner was in a movie?

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This one's bretty gud, I thought. Bought it for my dad a few Christmas's ago.

That exists user

But user, they did

Maybe you're just stupid?

i mean i guess there's someone who really likes the 2003 Hulk

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Los Pollos Hermanos

>Certificate of Authenticity

wow

fuckin pottery I need this

Oh, well nevermind

Thats shitty CGI

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