What is the objectively best kino to watch on a first date?

What is the objectively best kino to watch on a first date?

nymphomaniac

whatevery plays in the kinotorium

this is a good picture

is that pre college or post Sup Forums?

The War Zone 1999

>implying she would date an untermensch like you

Fifty Shades of Grey

Warning: She's NatSoc af

Conan the Barbarian

>they have to photoshop girls into nazi uniforms

a tragic existence

The films of wes anderson.

Don't be a fool. Never go to a movie on the first date. 2 hours of distracted viewing/limited physical opportunities/no conversation. Just take her out to dinner and drinks and talk.

Also this bitch is obviously crazy. I can see it in her eyes.

Do people actually go on dates and have sex?

I thought it was a movie thing.

>swn drug you and torture your balls while telling you all your political opinions are wrong
;_;

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The Sorrow and the Pity

Who is this?

I must know.

For reasons...


...reasons I cannot say.

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Antifafu

is dinner alone fine if neither of us drink?

Pink Flamingos

agreed
>not photoshopping her into being my gf

>looks like it has a penis but doesn't

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That's the Martinsburg wv Target.

Antichrist

It has happened many times throughout history.

Don't kid yourself, faggot. No woman will ever love you. You'll never go on a date or be happy.
Faggot.

I doubt it.

Right is literally perfect wife material

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better brace yourself as reality fabric of reality will be torn next week

This thread needs more rare auggies

Yes. Although not drinking makes it a bit more difficult. if it goes well go for a walk and give her a smooch at the end. Otherwise keep it short and simple. If Movie can be second or third date. Once you're comfortable with each other. The fact that you're asking this means you're probably not ready to bang on the first date, so just act like it's no big deal. Just a friendly get together.

christ she looks exactly like a Polish boy that used to go to my school who I also wanted to bang

>going on dates in 2017
What's the point? All the girls are riding Tyrone's BBC.

Are you cuck, OP?

What did he mean by this?

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Unironically who is this erection enabler?

About time,

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is that Tomi Dunaway?

If you dedicate three days a week to going to the gym and do sensible lifts while cutting back on shitty food you'll increase your chances. Then you learn that most of date conversation with a girl is asking questions. Then you learn how to bring your own oddities forward in a funny or self deprecating way, which people find Charming if you're not a creep. Then you learn to have a few philosophical talking points that make you sound smart like that you employ occasionally.

The last step is figuring out how to close physically. Being strong and being able to hold girls tight and give The impression of physical dominance is where the gym comes in to play.

Look up the keto diet if you're a big fatty fat boy and need to lose weight.

remarkably white eyes

I've been on many first dates and I can say that a movie is fine if you eat dinner before. Or do something before when you talk a lot. You gotta show off your personality to her before sitting alone for 2 hours.

Black Hawk Down. She'll get bored of the movie and suck your dick.

Guys, I'm crying right now. I think I'm in love for real.

You shut your mouth right now heretic

your living a lie

Who's this?

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

you're*

Salo.or.the.120.Days.of.Sodom.1975.REMASTERED.1080p.BluRay.x264-SADPANDA

THIS

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Every time, like it's clever and original. Are you the user that posts Sneeds in every simpson thread? It's not even that shocking, it's like a slow boring german fetish porn.

Go be a virgin somewhere else please, if you dislike the movie you are clearly a plebbit flickviewer.

Holy shit, do Chads have to penetrate all layers of society ? Like dude could walk the street and find himself a lass, why the fuck would he join some shitty movement like antifa just to get some puss, cmon dog

What are you talking about? Black Hawk Down is great, but most chicks don't like action movies. You'll be into the movie, and she'll get bored as fuck and won't want your attention on something that isn't her. So she'll start playing with your cock.

I bet all my upvotes that you also think Holy Mountain and Eraserhead are kino. Do I win?

Italian scatcinema is the epitome of kino

Don't argue with him , m8. He's probably one of those pretentious-types who thinks watching b&w and foreign films makes him "patrish"

>eating dinner alone
>keeping yourself company
>believing yourself to be two people
>setting rules for good behavior so that both of yourself has a comfy time

I've never been on a date and I can not imagine being on one. Either the girl is attracted to you or she isn't. Me being "entertaining" isn't going to have a girl romantically interested in me.

How do you know?

Salo was unironically the most boring movie I've ever seen. Either that or 247 Degrees.

she is real

its finally happening after 26 years
its not in my head

Triumph of the Will

Any Bill Murray movie. Groundhog Day is best, Ghostbusters a close second, but around the holidays Scrooged is king