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2017/18 Ashes Series Thread 71

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first for /damper/

griget

Look, guys, I think I've finally found a pattern to the selectors madness.
First Test Match: 1 Marsh
Second Test Match: 1 Marsh
Third Test Match: 2 Marsh

This might all look like nothing, just a coincidence, but think of this. How much Marshes did the Zeroth Test Match have? That's right. 0.

The pattern is obvious. The selectors are using the Fibonacci Sequence on the series! If you add the amount of Marshes in the zeroth test match with the first test match, you get 1 Marsh, which is what we get in the Second Test Match. But wait! Then once you've found the sum of the Marshes in the first two positive integer test matches of the series, we end up with 2 Marshes.

The selectors aren't stupid, so we must extrapolate this data. Once you've added the Marshes, Shaun and Mitch, from the Second and Third Test Matches, what do you get? 3 Marshes for the MCG. Bancroft will get replaced by Austin Marsh. But there is more. After adding the 2 and 3 Marshes of the 3rd and 4th members of the series, excluding the zeroth point, you get FIVE Marshes.
Expect Warner and Smith to be dropped for Rod and Momma Marsh in Sydney.

I can't wait until the first match in South Africa where we field a team of 8 Marshes.

Sune

>thats in the gap, there's a man out there though
How is it reasonable that these commentators are paid?

this isn't even smart shitposting

GOTTIM

GONE

FUCKOFF

>spud

Test

Daniel runs /cric/

first for mistress t

Who would win between the West Indian side of today and the West Indian side of 1985?

Keep in mind, the 1985 side are mostly in their 50s and 60

>Loos

>1.1 overs into the day
>fremantle doctor already mentioned

It's your ABC.

unironically 85

Bowling is my life
And it has always been my dream
To be a member
Of the local bowling team
Although I'm not very good
The guys won't accept me
I guess, I'll try the girls team
And lose a part of my anatomy
Then balls will roll
I think, I want to be
Balls will roll
I think it's time
It's time for me to be a girl
It's a very big decision
It's going to change my life
I'll have to make all new friends
I'm gonna lose my wife
But that's okay with me
There's something in my soul
It doesn't matter who's the better man
It the man who gets to bowl
Then balls will roll
I think, I want to be
Balls will roll
I think it's time
It's time for me to be a girl, go
I've made my decision
And I'm gonna make the change
There will be rolling balls
I'm gonna play my game
It's gonna be so great
It's gonna be the best
Besides I've always told myself
I look good in a dress
I'm gonna cut 'em off
I'm gonna cut 'em off
I'm gonna cut 'em off
I'll never have to cough
Now I've made my change
And I've fulfilled my dream
I'm now a member of
The women's bowling team
I hope I throw a strike
'Cause I'll never score again
My first game is tomorrow
I will go to play and then
Then balls will roll
I think, I want to be
Balls will roll
I think it's time
It's time to be

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how did they get away with this?

Can we have a vote on ABC and Triple J funding already? Fuck me.

Is the Fremantle Doctor a real doctor, or does he only have a Bachelors with Honours and a high opinion of himself?

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stop apropriadin me culcha ya white dog

There's a storm brewing in Perth.

What do you reckon smith does during his spare time, im imagining either reading labels on tin cans or recreating each innings of his on Don Bradman cricket and getting upset if the AI bowls differently than what occurred in person

/box/ runs /cric/

so is it true that lyon is banging marsh's ex?

2bf, he is an ugly cunt, so he knows what it's like to be an abo

flexes in the mirror

le racism XDDD

Ok I give in. Smith is elite.

Will Marsh score a century?

Wherever he is, he must fidget.

there's somethin brewin in my bowels too lad

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"Mr Tubbs"

You fuckwit Warnie

is OverGOD okay?

>be abo
>sniff petrol so hard your face half-implodes

>tfw your captain has a 60+ average

Reddit

Are pitches supposed to look like that?

@root66 singing Jerusalem with the @TheBarmyArmy whilst on the field! #class

Stop trying so hard to fit in and just be yourself my friend

>HS of 215

when is he going to make big runs like ELITE kholi

Can you blame him?

>barmy army vs the reddit army

that damage control lol. Girl on the left is the only overcast one anyway

man the decks

nice meme. So I guess Gaye and Sehwag are also better than Smith?

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Based Smith

That wasn't me. Just calling you out for what you are.

see that left arm?
that's why women are shit athletes.
Correct biomechanics relative to the delivery she is bowling dictate her left arm and hand should be facing DOWN to complete the arc of the arms in a natural motion.
Instead it is pulled in close, similar to what happens when an inexperienced boxer for example does when they are confused, cover up and pull your limbs in.
It's stopping her completing the full arc and as a result destroys control and accuracy.
Completely unbalanced and incorrect yet she is playing for Australia.
This is why womens cricket and womens sport in general will always be viewed as a novelty.

m8, gaye was a motown singer that was shot by his father

I came from /rug/ though

YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MA FACE WHITE CUNT UNNA

what a sow

Gayle, smartass

>Be balding loser at 23 dating a fattie
>Be alpha chad loosening roasties at age 30
It can happen lads

Exactly

sneed shit

Getting sick of this Deano kick off meme

Truthie

BEST BATSMAN IN THE WORLD

>those dick sucking lips
>those thigh fucking thighs
>that handpussy

KEK

>kohli is second best batsmen in the world

hmm

I LOVE YOU SMITHY

downer

bit gay lad

i wonder what her butthole looks like

SPUD GOAT

Getting pretty tired of some autistic man child looking fiddler blowing the fuck out of my country

NICE GARY

Is smoth an queer

Important partnership this lads, only the tail to come XD

poot

Great hundred from Steven Peter Devereux "The next Bradman" "Snapping Necks, Cashing Cheques" "Shake n' Bake" "Walking across like the Beatles at Abbey Road" "Big Dick" "The Genuine Article" "Contemptuously Flicked to the Leg Side" "Scores all around the ground" "Uptown Girl" "Flawless Nipples" "Earth Shaker, Record Breaker" "Release the Hounds" "Suns out, Guns out" "Going for a stroll up the pitch" "Silky Smooth Sack" "Tiny Dancer" "Woolen Vest" "Large and in Charge" "Spin Doctor" "The Baron of Banter" "Oh Captain, My Captain" "Better looking than Pup" "The Messi of Cricket" "Ozymandias, King of Kings" "Long Schlong" "Devereux row row your boat" "Metre Peter" "Utterly Disrespectful" "Luck of the Irish, Looks of the Norden" "Enjoys long walks on the beach" "Maybe he's born with it" "Better than both Marsh's put together" "The Chipper Skipper" "The Ripper Nipper" "The Day Tripper" "Orgasmo" "Mr. Congeniality" "Straight Lace, Baby Face" "Fly Swatter" "The Arouser" "mbuyt0n" "Now for women" "The Impaler" "Catch these hands" "The Insatiable" "The Strongest Man in the World" "The Invincible" "Heartbreaker" "Rolling around at the speed of sound" "Sensual" "Big Rig" "The Don" "You Beaut" "God" "Our Lord and Saviour" "Smudge" Smith

tl;dr but muscular post lad

like any other bumhole I'd imagine

>I get to decide who is and isn't Aboriginal

Ok mate.

what an inspiration

>implying big scores mean anything unless they are consistent which an average would indicate
>yfw your friends have your back saying your missus and yourself have broken up and that is why you have a new bird

wew weddit will wut

22 centuries in under 60 tests, and not yet 30 years old. Some going.

i'd assume it would depend upon the diet

steve smith here ama

Put me in the screenshot

Unsmothable

100% on the juice

Mitch Marsh has a lot of exes. In fact, pretty much any half decent girl in Perth between the ages of 17-36 has had a Marsh inside them.

are you actually autistic or are the memes just memes

You alright?

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The bends is getting a lot of of playss from the channel 9 audio team lads

What do breasts feel like?

Hello my /nrl/ family

im just a bit special mate, thanks for the question

im doing well mate, thanks for the question

hello m8 x

were you having a seizure when you made all those spastic faces last year?

>dodging the important questions

why do fat people feel the need to procreate
fucking scum