Tfw too uncomfortable to go to movies that aren't rated R alone since I'd be surrounded by children and everyone would...

>tfw too uncomfortable to go to movies that aren't rated R alone since I'd be surrounded by children and everyone would think I'm a pedophile.
How do you guys cope with this?

By not being a pedo.

By being a pedo

I'm getting mixed message heres. I know this isn't the
>no singles policy
meme. I just am hyper sensitive about being perceived the wrong way.

you are just worried people will find out your secret.

>hurrrrr
And I bet you think everyone that "homophobic" is secretly a gay-man, too, huh?

Dont listen to the redditors. Also, dont go to the cinema unless theres a movie that you absolutely have to see and dont want to wait a couple of months. Oh, and dont concern yourself with what hypocritic normals may think of you.

JeJ. I guess I'll just have to go with my gf then
>inb4

I just go see the movie. It's less awkward than you think, as long as you don't go during a prime time where the theater is full.

Go Tuesday at noon at there will be 2 families, 1 old couple, 3 singles and you.

That'd be a good idea to go mid-day during a weekday. Thanks mang.

if you spend every single waking moment talking/thinking about fags you are most likely a self hating fag that wants to be taken by force.

I only think about them when I'm sucking some faggot's dick, that's all.

Literally no one will give a shit or even glance at you, unless you wear a fedora and trenchcoat and go watch the fucking Minion movie or some shit

I was going to go watch that new blacksploitation film

By not being a neckbeard that watches children's cartoons.

>2017
>still going to the cinema

take a note pad and a pen
pretend you are a critic for something
Its that easy
>inb4 50 pasty white neckbeards in a cue with notepads

The movie is PG-13. The only difference between PG-13 movies and R movies is how much titties and "fuck" they put in. Most R movies are just as retarded and schlocky and anything else. Even the movies that are made as "art" are rarely any more intellectually or artistically stimulating that your average porno
>oh wow, neon lights and cinematographic that follows some basic rules everyone learns in film school! wow!

wear a shirt and tie user. Nice ones.

It's a known fact pedophiles don't wear ties

Don Draper modo

*cinematography
lel

That would make you like like even more of a creep

i have friends so its not an issue