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the Chihuahueño edition

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Do you kiss babies on the lips?

sbüber

no wtf

stop being hikikomori

What is that?

Is there anything worse than gel nails?

Genocide gel nail wearing women desu.

Makes me want to vomit every time I see a classless whore with those shitty nails outside, they just look like globs of plastic.

I fucking hate the current makeup trends.

Stop watching anime, and stop using Japanese words.

thats a bit weird my guy

why does footkraut even come to the north american general.
was he rejected by his peers even harder?

You just used the word anime.

Say it out loud.

I'm 19 and I still kiss my mother on the lips. I have a 3-year-old brother and I kiss him on the lips.

Sexual? You can say that, but in the sensuous, innocent and even, one could say, esoteric sort of way. I don't really get why anything sexual has to be automatically scandalous or taboo. Why so guarded?

/deutsch/ is awful and I dislike their unfunny KC memetalk

also I made the first /cum/ thread

Lived in east oakland for a bit.
Literally chihuahuas roaming the streets.
Horrible place, good food.

why

Dunno. Hate him.
Hate the Dane slightly more.

Kill yourself

The line is:
>it's not too late to change your hikikomori ways
You fuck.

I feel the same way about Pueblo, CO

is krautchan worse than Sup Forums somehow?

kys

How do I get matches on tinder

Sounds CUTE

autistic dickhead i wasn't going for a direct quote

>have a blue eyed blonde gf
>I have brown eyes and brown hair
Almost feel bad for ruining her genes

medium/large dogs > giant dogs > cats > small dogs

>complains about thotposting
>i tell some fag that wants to thotpost to kys
>tells me to kys instead
Fuck off

how do i get a gf

Completely wrong btw

>see a line from mcdonalds spilling all the way out into the street
>go home
>find out why
>its because of rick and morty

You gotta be shittin me

ok
yes, they have all those literal translations of english expressions for "comedic" effect and generally just an extremely annoying way of posting i hate it

explain

kys

My medium/large dog reacts to small/toy dogs like they're cats. He's curious, but kinda scared.

I guess they brought back Szechuan sauce for a day and for some reason that is related to rick and morty? I haven't watched the 3rd season so I have no idea why but that's what I read.

Do NOT fall for the gf meme.

>80342767
whatever

They turn into tiny banditos - shitting on your lawn and trying to fuck your literal bitch.
They are a MENACE. BAD HOMBRES.

said i was gonna call my gf at 8am taiwan time to wake her up and tell her i love her
4 minutes left :)

post her noods

Butthurt, self-help-mantra-employing hikki detected.

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Lulz

just say NEET you retarded weebs

why

you like that huh

less letters and most people don't talk in english with japanese words thrown in for no reason

We ded?

post your gfs noods

what the F*CK is wrong with you people

loan words are acceptable

i don't have any
we only cyber via line video chat

yeah but not for words that we already have

tell her to shoot you some noods right now

I remember having a small conversation with my now ex wife about chihuahuas

She believed every small dog was a chihuahua

She put on a very consternated face with she realized that small dogs were just that, small dogs

She truly believed she was living around a bunch of chihuahuas, the poor girl

I still remember her face, sad stuff

I can't find a job. And am on the verge of homelessness.

>pic related is literally about me

yes it is okay autist

whats your education in

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>that pic

idiot

Do you really think they're synonymous?

yes

>yes

>the snot

xD

i love the retarded feelguys

tell me how they aren't idiot

That's kinda cute.
:((((

no

hows ur gf doing

youtube.com/watch?v=0HQqXllXpfQ

Is google broken?

I have an AAS (a 4 year professional degree that is an associates) in a tradeskill (which i have great experience in).

I have a bachelor's that I got cum laude in (although due to a car wreck I got stuck with only a degree in psychology and not my double major in chemistry, but I do have medical, mental health, and social work experience that is all over 1 year each and significant), and I am 1 year away from a master's in healthcare administration.


If I went for a walk at night and an attacker jumped out of the bushes and said "ay yo white boi, I'mma rape yo azz"

He'd turn around and say "Sorry, although your resume and experience is very impressive, I've decided to rape somebody with more experience"

My full name is Miguel Burdeos Ramos.

what's your problem

no it's not and NEETs and hikikomori are still the same thing you just insist on using the japanese word because you're a weeb

Should I take the gf to an overpriced Japanese or overpriced French restaurant?

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Gonna change my last name to Bordeaux, the way it should be.

nothing wrong with that
hikikomori is a good word you just have an irrational dislike of japanese things

does the japanese restaurant sell chinese food or have a chef cook food in front of you?

>"What about that dog over there?"
>"that's just a tiny dog"
>"How about that one?"
>"that's also a tiny dog, so is the one on the corner"
>"what's a chihuahua then?"
>showed her a bunch of chihuahua's pic on the internet
her face looked something like pic related

hope she's doing okay in Cali

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I feel like dying

My name is Rusty Shackleford

would like to own a cat

idiot

did an idiot fuck your mom or something

Reviews say they cook in front of you

retard

who can it be now?

Bad idea, bud

must have had to go back in the archives for that one

>In Japan, hikikomori are reclusive adolescents or adults who withdraw from social life, often seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement. Hikikomori refers to both the phenomenon in general and the recluses themselves. Hikikomori have been described as loners or "modern-day hermits

>A NEET or neet is a young person who is "Not in Education, Employment, or Training"

notu seimo

french one
the food cooking thing seems like a cheap gimmick

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I wanna be a hikikomori

What a disgusting thing to do

kek
bet his tongue actually tasted like shit

No, if he had said "shut-in", he'd be correct.
But he didn't, and he's not.
" NEET" in no way necessarily means a shut-in.