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just got arrested for not paying my laptop license

youtube.com/watch?v=3Qg3rQfeZv4#t=25s

when the yank man posts the post we all go "BUAH"

alri

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100% OF POSTERS IN THIS THREAD WILL LAUGH AT THIS GUARANTEED

youtube.com/watch?v=hSFWgKl-O-A

>browsing plebbit

when does the madness end

reckon gchq (or something similar) have came across me and then tracked my internet presence for a while

i think they then realised i'm a weird cunt but not a threat to society and stopped tracking me

fractured a dudes eye socket with a rear uppercut yesterday

>we are trying to move away from gendered slurs
and so the revamped marxist regime starts

haven't had s good scrap in a while
would love to kick the fuck out of someone rn

he's onto us boys
let's roll

>plebbit
i'd rather search slags in craiglist

no you didn't

i'm back la's, guess who

>pre-brexit
>all the nurses/receptionists at my local hospital are enthusiastic Spanish young people with good English

>post-brexit
>they're now all african women about 50 years old who speak barely any english

roundhouse kicked my gran last week

>this item does not ship to Christchurch, New Zealand
Ah YES!

the filipino leaf?

the guy who posted vile shit 3days/a week ago

proper fist fights aren't uncommon in britain and australia
i imagine confrontations in yankland lead to two mongs threatening to get their guns

false
true

Just pissed in a bottle and covered it up with twin peaks soundtrack playing incase anyone was awake and could hear

The UK coke scene is pretty good atm

too bad i hate the stuff these days

brexit is always fun to talk about
still cracks me up there's people who think it's a good idea, equally as much as people who think it's not going to happen
we should never have given poor people the vote though, that's obvious

worried if i got into a fight i would end up killing someone

the digits never lie haha

also you're gay

>Pre-brexit
Spain full of drunk rude brits
>Post-brexiy
Literally the same

Based Farage.

>Internships

hmmm ah yes. ill certainly travel down to Londonistan and act as your slave labour whilst paying £1000 quid a month for a shoebox

Starting to wonder if Britain really needs economic growth in any great quantity
If from 2009-2017 you strongly truncated growth and just slowly skewed the income distribution towards the middle, I bet most people would come out better off than they have done in reality.

Not saying we don't actually need growth, just wondering if we might be on the wrong side of the production-distribution tradeoff.

unironically true

friday night town centre mayham

>new zealand
pfffft

it's not fun to talk about, specifically because of narrow minded mongs like you

in all honesty i did, sparring so it was accidental, slipped jab threw right hand rear uppercut as his head as coming down and it connected and he just dropped instantly wasn't out or anything but was in serious pain and stuff started swelling immediately

i'm seventy kilogram amateur boxer and he's an eighty kilogram pro muay thai fighter

lesson learned wear headgear when you're sparring

my ear is blocked and causing me some amount of pain, tried everything to unblock it what do i do lads?

This will be taken care of once the UK drops out of the Single European Sky agreement and ticket prices double over night, no worries.

Go to doctors

theguardian.com/society/2017/oct/07/australian-police-sting-brings-down-paedophile-forum-on-dark-web

Australian police operated a Child Porn site for a year, even posting explicit images.
Supposedly no harm came from them sharing images. Very interesting.

Kissed a girl yesterday

dude just unblock it lmao like nigger just stop blocking you ear hahhahahhahaha just open your ear nigger hahahhaha

BUAH

i'm a 105kg powerlifter

would absolutely destroy you desu

mate, my mandy DNM vendor got compromised and was being ran by the police, and they were still sending out orders. thanks for the gram of dizzle, plod :)

just wanked to rosy and to a bunch of other doms
also mistress t femdom videos too
I feel dirty

you're a fatty that occasionally goes to the gym we get it

emergency testosterone boost for our british friends and allies
youtube.com/watch?v=P0AFwAhlQoE

(He continues laughing)

Could tell she was disappointed because I've obviously never kissed a girl before too

presuming boxing how do you intend to do that lol

stop having your ear be blocked. simple as

feel like im going crazy

but then again, they dont call me wackey bruce for no reason waheey

(Erik is still laughing)

got called virgin boy by a group of fit girls because they asked me what the inside of a fanny feels like and I said like sandbags

watched at 0.25 speed as recommended, would not recommend myself, too low fps
0.5 is much better

looks like a girl i know but thiccer

it is hard to describe what a fanny feels like desu

wet, warm, tight
it's all those things but that doesn't really tell you what it feels like

hydrogen peroxide does the trick. Just pour a bit down and wait for the sizzle

dont like my life might restart it

*restarts life*

vaginas feel like vaginas
stop trying to equate it to things

the point is to try to describe it to virgins you fucking wank stain

good night

the brainlet post

youtu.be/Q9ivUfUj4mM

haha alei kads

had a shame wank to this

explain what a vagina feels like

girl i am ignoring desperately likes old posts on my instagram about a band i know she would have never listened to

Sad!

the guy who does subtitles for faketaxi has awful spelling

alri theresa

it's like the inside of the mouth but different

sandbags or seawater or whatever is miles away from that

did you actually lol

how did you sexualise that??

>tfw best part of the gf going home is the ability to drop the monstrous poo youve been brewing since she arrived yesterday

feels amazing desu

>not just having a big stinky shit whilst she's brushing her teeth to assert your dominance

was really hitting it off with a 7/10 but it appears her 6/10 best friend has become enamoured with me strange days and pursuing either of them would lead to a rift in their friendship

>sandbags or seawater or whatever is miles away from that
mate, ive been with multiple women, i dont appreciate you trying to troll me on the ol' web like this lad, some poor fella will maybe believe you and make a fool of himself

delete this post mate

haha

sucking a fat black cock tonight lads

how did you solve this conundrum friend?

A bit gay lad.

might do a sex wee to this

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i have yet to solve it have some thinking to do

You should fuck both so no one feels left out.

what are you on about?

>yank flag
you don't need to put the text in, we know

what does it feel like to shag a sandbag?

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yanks on the left, brits on the right

Listing to guru josh project

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it was a combination of beer, spicy food dehydration and too much meat. I reckon it's stripped the paint of the bathroom, and id probably be tried for crimes against humanity doing it near her

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Blockade
>The British asked Canada to contribute planes and crews. It refused, primarily on the grounds that the operation risked war and Canada had not been consulted.

yer ma was alri

canada on strike

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Any lads here watching the Bathurst 1000 race?

me on right, janny on left

zug zug

i'm an ontic structural realist .