You can have all of Superman's powers (Henry Cavill version) but in exchange you would die in exactly 10 years

You can have all of Superman's powers (Henry Cavill version) but in exchange you would die in exactly 10 years.

Would you take the deal?

It's a fair price and a novel idea, plus having superpowers would be amazing, and for that reason I'm out.

I'd just take dying in 10 years at this point, my friend.

My penis is of average size and girth.

Yes, definitely. I could have more fun in ten years with Superman's powers than in the sixty that remain to me without them.

Yes. I would live like a god in that 10 years and i would be a cruel one and i would have all the cunny in the world

Imagine all the rape

Sounds like it'd be a pretty interesting life (and you wouldn't even be in danger of anything from your fame) and you'd earn your place in history forever. Right now my life trajectory is to maybe get into grad school, have a career, maybe get a wife and kids and then age and die. When I think about life in the aggregate it's so incredibly boring but your cruel mind lets you tolerate it minute by minute.

Yes. I'm ugly and stupid with no family or friends. It's scary thinking about my life in my 30s 40s 50s etc. I'd totally become Superman and die at 33.

...seek help

The sick pervert would probably just fly to a place where the age of consent is lower and dirty old warlords would throw their harem's daughters at Superman's junk in the hope they have a super grandchild.

Ten years to craft a legacy more than 'remember that flying guy'? I could do that

Yes. And just for you guys I would save film by getting rid of every Disney employee.

You'd get bored of it within a couple months.

It'd actually be super easy to accomplish in a few weeks, in a completely benevolent way. You can survive space (or at least the outer atmosphere of Earth) and are super strong. You could easily advance the space age of the human race by a century in a week.

He's superman not ironman. Superman isn't smart enough to advance space exploration other than manually flying out himself which accomplishes nothing in terms of acquiring knowledge

>walking through the middle east burning all them muslims with my heat vision like some kind of super terminator.

The biggest problem and cost with exploring space is first leaving the atmosphere. If Superman can bypass this problem, there's SOOOOOOOOO much that could be done.

You could spend months figuring out all the different ways you can kill people desu

>getting material into space doesn't advance us

That's the biggest challenge we have nigga.

I don't need superpowers, I just wanna have sex with some hot girls

Yeah

Yes, I would use it to track every off topic poster I could find and crush him with my bear hands.

Why the Cavill version specifically?

Yes.

Would I go to hell, or could I redeem my selfish act by saving people?

Thats still limiting your scope. We aren't advanced enough to create material that would withstand space exploration. Beyond the moon and mars we're fucked

Would I? Have you ever had super powers before, friend?

We have been sending material into space for decades now

Lame attempt at not getting banned. Too bad I reported him from all my ten computers

>You could easily advance the space age of the human race by a century in a week.
how?

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Being able to turn back time by flying around the earth or making people lose their memory with a kiss would be too overpowered

You dont know me faggot

>Be SuperAnon
>Fly to space and grab asteroids with precious metals worth trillions
>Crash the world economy

you can always go back to 4chin with your super powers

Mainly because I don't want fights and uncertainties regarding his powerlevel and powerset, like for example the Reeve version had wall-construction vision... Also this version is the one most people know nowadays.

I'd topple a lot of governments
Commit a lot of atrocities
Enact a lot of warcrimes
Fuck a lot of twinks

But for the greater good

The greater good

Yeah and it's fucking expensive. 90% of a space rocket is just fuel to get it into space.

If by miracle this does happen to one of you could I please be your loyal servant? I'm wasted and wounded. You could be my purpose in life.

i'm 77 so i probably only have like 10 years left anyway

> 10 years to genocide the nowhites

yeah. i think i could manage it

Yes but how is that prohibiting space exploration since we have the means to send objects into space.

You seem to think we'd get to the moons of Jupiter or beyond (or have the technology to determine anything worthwhile) if onlywe had cheaper fuels

It won't happen, but you could be my loyal servant user, I won't abuse you, or ask anything sexually, I just need somebody to help me realize some ideas for film making. We could even be friends. I need a purpose in life too, and you could help me find it.

Its time to log of grandpa, no one is posting pedo content here anymore

>Superman can turn back time.

Checkmate atheists.

Get all the materials we need to construct space based solar power into space in a week. Build it in a month.
Maybe start building a Dyson sphere.

If you're a qt gril, yes. if not, get in line

We would... easily. Most of the fuel is spent on escaping orbit, and the more fuel you add the more weight you have which changes how you design the ship and means you need more fuel to get out. If Superman makes weight and escaping orbit a non-concern that would revolutionize space even if he only did it for 10 years.

>taking this long

I'd start dropping house sized asteroids at hyper speeds from space and then speed blitzing those that remain. 1 week tops

Of course I'm not a qt gril. I just fucking told you I'm wasted and wounded.

>dyson sphere

Not in another 10,000 years kids

You're not going to leave the land intact? Currently the white world relies on these poor regions for their cheap labor and natural resources. You can't kill the labor AND ruin the resources.

What if I want to know you? What then?

Be my film assistant user, you can be my Igor!

Not him but you would need a trustworthy male to monitor your harem while you're gone. Make sure to laser off his dick if he's not ugly enough.

I'd become the greatest stuntman of all time. No need for CGI explosions or blanks or wires to make my fly through the air. Just hit me with everything. I can do it.

i have terminal ass cancer so obviously yes

Yes. I would emply a burnt earth policy.

Yeah I'd like to be a film assistant. I need to leave the house eventually. Maybe I could suck your dick too?

You'refocusing on the escape velocity which accounts for a minute portion of space exploration.

>journey
>timescale
>landing
>data collecting
>data relaying

These are far more important to the advancement of space exploration

What the fuck? I'm not talking about becoming Superman, that's not going to happen.

No, I don't approve of that. Keep your sex things to yourself.

>he doesn't into super powers
Kek, have fun walking everywhere like a faggot.

Yeah, without a doubt.

Go talk to an astrophysicist and ask him how much easier all those things would be if you could magically pop your vessel straight out into space nearby Earth.

>taking one of those huge hurdles out of the equation doesn't greatly advance us

mkay

That's cool. I had to ask since I think it would be fun for me. I won't be a fucking weirdo that gets rapey.

>Henry Cavill

Fuck that. Make it Christopher Reeve/Brandon Routh and we have a deal.

Does Superman's X-Ray vision give others cancer?

Getting a lift into space does not make it easier to do all those other things

>one hurdle

Exactly, and it's not a hurdle since we've already accomplished it

My penis is of large size and of large girth and thus I will be taking the offer, will ruin the Olympics a few times, become the new arnie then in the last few hours I'll fly up and shag the sun
will post polaroids in 10 yr

Bait, this conversation is over and you're top of the list for when OP gives me my powers.

Alright what country do you live in? You wouldn't happen to speak Russian would you, I'm not Russian btw, just asking.

Just because we can do it with extreme effort and many resources doesn't mean it's not a hurdle. Plus Superman could accelerate anything in space and serve as propulsion.

I live in America. What state do you live in?

Fuckin hell this keked me a new one

What?

Of course

Arizona, right now, but I could live in Southern Illinois if I wanted.

>Superman throws you faster than you can decelerate
>doesn't matter he's off target anyway
>lets build another billion dollar machine and have another go

if you had his powers would you go after every jew OR would you incite unrest against the kikes?

having a superworkhorse that can fly things into space for a large but reasonable amount of money/pussy/drugs would realign humanity's priorities into space resource collection

Yes, who wouldnt take this. In 10 years i'd probably be at 50% of my physical capacity currently anyway. Honestly i'd do 1 year of this.

Small thrusters for adjustments and course corrections and you are good to go.

A real holocaust this time

It would've been cool if we happened to live near eachother but I don't live within 900 miles of you.

It doesn't have to be a billion dollar machine if he gets you into space no problem. It'd be insanely cheap. Do you people not understand Newton's Third Law?

Where do you live user?

>not using his heat vision to power and accelerate spaceships

It's like you barely know space tech.

why, I would be superman and if it's raw materials that's the problem then I could just go out and get them, plenty of metal out there in asteroids

Nobody knows how much time they have left. Could die tomorrow, so yes.

So if I fly at or near the speed of light will I pretty much die instantly?

Yes because he's third law allows for rickety shit to endure gravitational forces as superman flies them into space

What brand do you smoke?

You'd need to harvest the entire solar system and possibly more to even begin construction on a dyson sphere let alone the financial and economical factors that would both proceed and follow its undertaking

I can still go full Injustice with movie powerlevels right?

If your superman no you wouldn't die

You really think Superman is gonna waste his time as a fucking taxi driver, moron?

He could be out there fucking Lexee, Jordyn and Chloe.

Movie superman survived a nuke. Theres nothing anyone can do to you so yes