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My neighbors are blasting Despacito again edition

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drumpf did this

Praise Alan

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I want to enjoy anime but I don't want to turn into a weeb loser

Business idea: produce and sell gamer tables/lamps/socks/etc. for very high prices

>lets other men masturbate to his gf
cuck

I'm a racemixed mong

could work but morally i can't support it

just asking for opinions

post her nudes

don't have any

It's not his girlfriend
FK is a LARPing loser

Initiate Deportation

thats why you ask for them, retard feels guy

i've never watched anime but have all these anime pics on my computer

what

Away from my significant other but it's all good because the wifi dildo that pulsates to the heartbeat of whoever is wearing the wristband arrived today.

watch anime

Kek forbid you chicano asslickers post a thread after or on 310

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ask her for noods

There is no God but (Tim) Alan, and Home Improvement is his gospel.

anime makes you gay do NOT watch

Away from my side bitch but it's all good because the wifi wristband that makes a dildo pulsate arrived today.

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I haven't pooped in awhile...

RUGH RU RUGH URR GH RGH!

vigne = me

what's this anime about

what no

He can't because it's not his gf

yeah you love when other men masturbate to your gf

The full gospel.

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an angel getting addicted to humanity's vices and leisures, in the company of another angel and two demons

a disgusting NEET angel, an angelic demon, a retarded demon, and a troublemaking angel

more like virgin lol

how come i'm mestizo but my peepee isn't significantly darker than the rest of my body

/cum/ has a meme for it by the way

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/cum/ is LITERALLY my only source of entertainment right now, please post more

My ex got me watching for a few years, but I stopped. Too much trash, and too many ads.

Felt bad after a while, too.

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balk is dead
mind if I crash at your place for the night, burgers?

WHO IS SHE???

Nothing else entertaining happening?

fuck off we're dead

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Джyмaя Джaмия

gonna wax my cunt in a bit

reported

just laser it off

>get a handjob
>she pops your dick off

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I am baby sitting sleeping children, can't listen to music in case one of them starts crying, and am out of movies to watch

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still howling people thought love trumps hate was a good idea

literally sounds like a trump slogan more than a hillary one

would you rather get a handjob from she hulk or a blowjob from mileena

Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful?

>mom and dad separated again
>little sister tells me he's always crying and has been drinking a lot, found him passed out on his bed with the lights on one night
>it's just him all alone in the house, sister always visits mom
>he was never a good father and was abusive but still feel bad for him
>apparently he's been texting my little brother asking him if he wants to come over on weekends
>trying his hardest to reach out to his kids because he's lonely

I've been crying all day thinking about this /cum/. We've never been close, he was a bad father, etc but fuck man I don't want him to feel like this. Thanks for listening friends.

yeah but probably not as much

yeah whatever lol talk to him if you want to i don't really care

Big mcthankies from mcspankies! Uh, dude, you missed a spot?

women and trannies were a mistake

>fapped 2 times in the past week
Heh. Looks like suicide is in the cards after all.

mileena
just because she has teeth doesn't mean she'll bite
shehulk will always have man hands and I can do that myself

>a disgusting NEET angel
She's nice. Also she goes to school.
>troublemaking angel
It's not just trouble. She trolls the poor retarded angel.

this picture is frustrating

Will you still love me when I'm no longer yours?

handjob from she-hulk
she hulk is a sex pro

If he's actually a bad guy, don't let him sucker you into supporting him, user.

That's how toxic people operate. They're awful and mean and cruel, but once they see consequences, it's a 180. Until you accept them again. Then the nastiness starts back.

need to find my inner zen

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Rude
Yes ;-;

retarded demon*

Tell us a story, then. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?

Hillary would have a made a better president, anyone who thinks otherwise is ignorant and straight up stupid

despacito is not dead yet?
dying out but very slooowly?

>straight
fuck off homophone

How would Queen Hillary have handled the Middle East and North Korea?

Well I found my dad dead on the couch when I was 13

tfw no gf

yeah if you have evil degenerate values in life then sure

she would've fixed them

;__;

how'd he did done die that old man of yours

I know, but I still can't help but feel sad. The idea of a 45 year old man completely alone in his home, his kids don't want to talk to him because of the past, I dunno just really hits me in the feels. He's talked about suicide before and I have this awful gut feeling I'm going to get a call one of these days that my little sister found him dead.

Fuck man.

Heart problems

Did he die of laughter? You're quite the comedian

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Hillary and Obama were waiting the decades it would take China to tone down North Korea.
Middle East was Obama's weakest arm (see Maliki and the disaster of Iraq) and Hillary held similar views. However Iran was the only good thing to come out of Obama's foreign policy and Trump shat all over it.

yeah but you're only getting a handjob
I'd much rather pick the robot hand flyover girl and get my dick popped off

classmate of mine found her mom stabbed dead in the bathtub after school back in third grade, haven't seen her after that guess she went into therapy or moved away to relatives or something might have offed herself too i wouldn't know

wake them up and make them fight

a little girl in 2nd grade had to switch schools because her mom became addicted to smoking weed

I hate Mexicans

ok, what's the BEST thing that ever happened to you?

Thanks bud but like he said he died of heart problems, I don't know exactly what my mom just said that his heart was "swollen" and I didn't bother asking for clarification and still haven't

fuck weed addicts

why do you have to be an ass in a cozy thread on saturday night? are you a chi? or Sup Forumsak?