WTF is her problem?

WTF is her problem?

>births 7 kids in one night yet retains an hourglass figure
>smacks kids when they fail at simplest of tasks
>voice like melted mint chocolate

absolutely nothing

So is it confirmed that Aku impregnated her? I can't imagine that Aku hasn't raped any women. And yes, you can rape the willing.

you can't rape a priestess that worships you.... THEY LIKE THAT SHIT!

>you can rape the willing

Uh, explain pls

some user suggested that the father was jack

She'll probably bitch out when she realizes you can just call Aku on the cell phone.

Rape by deception. E.g. you're in the dark and your twin's GF comes onto you thinking it's you. She's willingly performing the sex act but only because she thinks you're someone else.

do you think the daughters are going to get killed?
That would be the first time in samurai jack to see a female death no?

I think he's either going to kill all of the daughters except Ashi, or he's going to kill her and spare the rest after feeling guilty

That's not rape. If you think the scenario you described should be a crime then I hope you get AIDS.

GO

KILL

Was anyone expecting her to say more after that? Felt like it got left hanging

whip it out babe

>GO
>KILL ALL WHITE MEN

Legally it's rape

That's rape. Consent requires being fully aware of the circumstances of sex. It's the same as drugging someone just enough to have sex with you.

>Aku travelled to the Avatar world to breed with Azula

Aku confirmed great taste

Who would win in a fight?

No. This is the dumbest, stupidest fan theory I have ever read in my entire life.

Tom has way more range, Phil's still good though.

Then who impregnated her? The green man?

>tell a girl you make lots of money
>she bangs you
>later finds out you don't make a lot of money
>go to jail

see

That's even dumber than my Aku theory.

my theorie is better :
They are asian + one of them isn't evil at the beginning + their mother hates Jack for some reason.

statutory rape

or more relevent to this case, rape of someone to whom you're an authority figure. It's amoral for say a boss to have sex with a subordinate, for they can coerce someone into willingly having sex for fear of consequences (if I don't they'll fire me, etc)

certainly a greyer area, but still fucked up if you think about it. Using your position of power to emotionally manipulate someone into fucking you, instead of using physical force or drugs

Is that Hexadecimal?? Are they remaking reboot?

Priestess of Aku from the new season of Samurai Jack.

Isnt reboot going to be half live action shit now?

So if I tell a girl my dick is 7 inches but then later she finds out it's 6 inches that counts as rape?

Ya, especially since in the trailer she said
GO

KILL

THE SAMURAI

>implying she will ever have sex with a dicklet in the first place

Technically, yes. She could press charges under Rape by Deception, if it was implicitly clear that she only had sex with you on the condition that your cock was seven inches and it was wholly clear that you were lying about your cock to gain sex.

the mother hates jack because she's an akufag

Why did Jack just let that entire village get killed?

Because he's tired of putting out fires with little gain, for 50 years he's been trapped in the future, he's lost the only weapon that could kill Aku, he's pretty much spinning his wheels.

"another village being attacked? what a fucking surprise."

It was only his delusions of his parents crying out to him that snapped him out of it.

Starscream vs. Jazz.

>births 7 kids in one night
I'm still lost on this. Did one woman birth all 7, or did each woman birth one?

Pretty sure it was one woman since they're all twins

It comes off as freakish and damn near supernatural to give birth to that many daughters in one go (let alone they all look like) so I'll maintain it was just the one High Priestess.

It was just her, although since they were demon births it's plausible that her body wouldn't be too fucked up by it.

She called them "children of Aku" or something along those lines. I was under the assumption that the priestesses performed some ritual to Aku that caused her to become impregnated.

I dont think those are actually Aku's kids. Calling it now, the big twist is that they're Jack's kids.