Is Cats the greatest musical of all time? Does the upcoming film adaptation stand a chance?

Is Cats the greatest musical of all time? Does the upcoming film adaptation stand a chance?

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>he doesn't have a CATS Revival-fu

Jellicle Songs For Jellicle Cats is fucking catchy:
youtube.com/watch?v=GbpP3Sxp-1U

Yiff in Hell furgenerate.

Nah, dogs is.

Andrew Lloyd Weber is a hack.

maybe someone will make a musical about OP and this thread someday

I wonder if any of the cast has ever gotten fucked in those outfits

When I was little my grandma took me to see this and I swear one of the cat people sat on my lap and touched my little kid dong.

Unironically better than Little Shop of Horrors

why do you think they call him the "Rum Tum Tugger"?

...

Nice.

Just butcher up Eliot's poetry fampai.

We did CATS when I was in elementary school drama class. The adults loved it.

i saw cats when i was a kid and it was borderline sexual abuse to be quite honest.

>Unironically better than Little Shop of Horrors
Kill yourself, Little Shop of Horrors is the greatest musical that will ever exist.

I saw The Lion King on Broadway twice when I was little and I think the animals walked down the aisles.

But then again I also remember Nutcrackers walking down the aisles when I went to go see The Santa Clause 2 in theaters, maybe that was a nightmare.

Shame about those lyrics, though

>little shop bad lyrics meme

FUCK OFF
WHAT'S YOUR EXAMPLE OF GOOD LYRICS MAN

The burden of proof lies on you.

that makes no sense. you're making the accusation that they are bad.

you have the burden of proof.

No, it's Jesus Christ Super Star

MEMORIES

Jesus christ super nah.

I'm not trying to prove the lyrics are good, I don't care. You're the one with a problem.

Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack is boring.
I spent a long time searching for the soundtrack in good quality, very disappointing.

I do not even remotely understand the appeal of anything about "Cats." The makeup/costumes look bad to me, and I'd just be really pissed off to watch a bunch of theater actors trying to move & behave like cats for a whole show.

have you heard the music?

i'm super pissed there was never a jesus christ superstar with chris cornell in lead.

it was the 80s, man.

but yeah, you should really listen to the music. it's seriously good and really complex and innovative. ALW during the late 70s and 80s was really progressive in terms of composition. Don't forget that Jesus Christ Superstar is basically a prog rock album.

See you in hell, heathens

Nazareth, your famous son
Should have stayed a great unknown
Like his father carving wood
HE'D HAVE MADE GOOOOOOOOOD

Soooooooooooooooooooo...

Let's build a snowman! We can make him our best friend. We can name him Tom, we can name him George. We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall. Snowman!

I haven't listened to it, and I do like Andrew Lloyd Webber. I know I'm being a pleb, there's just something about the whole concept/presentation that turns me off so much that I wouldn't get much enjoyment from the soundtrack.

AH, I SEE THAT YOU HAVE MADE A THREAD DISCUSSING MY MAJOR BROADWAY MASTERPIECE CATS!

>actors are almost unilaterally degenerates
I bet you doubt people in Rent actually had aids too.

How many kids got molested during Cats?

Same as last thread uploading soundtracks on request

Fuck you. You mugged my wife and I.

Ummmm sorry sweetie, RENT is the greatest musical of all time :^). So progressive go-I mean friend!

well it was made for families (like Starlight Express) so it was always going to be slightly cheesy. But it just happens to have some of the most innovative and memorable songs in musical theater.

I dare you to watch Rum Tum Tugger and not have it stuck in your head for the next month.

Heynong man, are you saying Andrew Lloyd Webber mugged you and your wife?

WHEN YOU'RE A CAT, YOU'RE A CAT ALL THE WAY

I taught him everything he knows!

what the fuck does that even mean

But just from the title alone, I can tell you it'd be torture to have it stuck in my head. I don't think I can be sold on this one, sorry m8

WRONG MUSICAL.

Neutered cats aren't REAL cats any more.

No catgirl lolis for you.

Hey, would you mind uploading La Révolution Française, Les Misérables, Miss Saigon, Martin Guerre, The Pirate Queen, and Marguerite?

Did you cum on the cat and it hissed at your penis?

THAT's your example of good lyrics????

>yfw there is real musical art being produced that no one goes to see because of jukebox musicals

who /purist/ here

youtube.com/watch?v=au_Ez30Wm7g

Is that Paul Tompkins

Any specific casts for any of them?

Its a huge problem in modern theatre

>Any specific casts for any of them?
Defaults are fine

That's Andrew Lloyd Webber, KING OF THE THEAYYYTER!

Wow, I had no idea musical threads were so fucking good.

YA GOT TROUBLE
WITH A CAPITAL T AND THAT RHYMES WITH C WHICH STANDS FOR 'CATS'

It's Cake Boss.

It's only because of one poster

La Révolution Française: mega.nz/#!fdYCGLSC!w6HTINKXb7TqIbcnpaoe1DvQmScFlstDZ_pYAU6oVaY

Les Miserables: dropbox.com/s/4pckfoz7cs126dv/Les Misérables (Complete Symphonic Cast Recording).zip

Miss Saigon: dropbox.com/s/eqw6nu4cja0l6bk/Miss Saigon (Original Broadway Cast Recording).zip

Martin Guerre: mediafire.com/file/yvsvvzww9uwu5cb/Martin Guerre (1996 London cast).zip

The Pirate Queen: mega.nz/#!4dF3BS7L!SGAZuHcN8HXA9S_EPsQ7krFlItEHdRXNXanXpp1ewTk

Marguerite: mega.nz/#!RRInmSZC!pajy2QCML2-HEzYUqkheYCGfX3OWbNw_-sPdTiPwoKc

Here you go user. Let me know if any of them aren't working.

THIS IS INCORRECT THE LYRICS ARE INCORRECT THESE ARE NOT CORRECT WORDS REEEEEEEE

yes, me. you're welcome.

I just didn't get it when I seen it although I'd watch a Japanese animated adaption with all catgirls

Nah it's me. CAKEBOSS.

Nope.
Rocky Horror will always be the best musical!

I uploaded two of those. Please explain yourself

No, it's cringey Reddit shit. Not a serious musical at all. Garbage.

You are explained.

I check to see if things are uploaded first and if their not then I'll upload the ones I have.

Reddit: The Musical

>created in 1981
>reddit shit

uhhh

>implying Conde Nast wasn't founded in 1909

Don't you know? Anything I don't like is reddit!

It embodies everything they are. Sweeny Todd is actually good Lloyd Webster.

I blame Gutenberg for inventing that infernal printing press.

>Sweeny Todd is actually good Lloyd Webster
well well, hotshot. consider me triggered.

Not gonna lie, I fapped to this scene many times in my younger years

youtube.com/watch?v=i5YqfRdjFn8&index=16&list=PL7506A5ABABB2E025

can we get a cap of what musicals you have?

dam, this guy is too autistic to realise his grandma was pimping him to furries.

Yes David, we're going to see Cats again.
I know how much you loved it the last time, now remember, you don't tell nobody anything, this is our special secret.

Don't bother uploading anything if it's not 320kbps.
I'm tired of downloading stuff in these threads just to find that it's garbage quality.

Working on it, have to clean up my folders so their all in the right places

This. Actually, don't post anything that isn't lossless, fucking faggots.

he's a curious cat

Grandma why?

That's the gayest thing I have ever seen and I have literally sucked a thousand dicks.

American Idiot Film Version when
It's content is perfect for the current anti Trump craze

here's Zooey Deschanel singing in Once Upon a Mattress if anyone is interested:

youtube.com/watch?v=iBlD-ipXmPk

it's super cute.

>I WAS RAPED BY MYSTOPHALISE.

>it's super cute.
fuck off, waifufag.

>American Idiot Film Version when
I think HBO is doing it. I saw the touring cast, way better than the OBC.

lossless is for pretentious NEETs.

plebs, the goddamned lot of you

CATS best musical? I wouldn't wipe my dog's dick with that garbage. Meanwhile the only decent suggestion I've seen in this whole thread is Rocky Horror.

Where's the Frank Loesser? Gilbert & Sullivan? Jason Robert Brown? Hammerstein? At the very least Sondheim, for fuck's sake?

Here's my vote, See What I Wanna See by John LaChiusa, easily one of the most beautiful things I've ever listened to.

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get your shit together Sup Forums

Know any good way to screenshot all folders in a folder quickly?

if you have a Windows laptop press the Windows button and prt scr at the same time

or you can use Snipping Tool

that's like my least favorite LaChuisa, who I actually already posted above: See What I Wanna See is the only good song, the rest is B-rate Sunset Blvd and City of Angels.

I know that but it'll probably take ten or so pictures at least to get everything

Jukebox musicals are a plague.

do what you need to do, man.

>young Kate Bush will never be in Cats

well shit

I gotta adamantly disagree about SWIWS, but I respect your taste.

I spoke too soon friends