Official Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur match thread 3

3-0 City

Gundogan
de Bruyne
Sterling

2 certain red cards for Kane and Alli not given

>de gay

#SHARKTEAM

The ONLY way to beat city is to cripple Sane and De bruyne before the game

Sorry Pep

>that pic

C R I N G E

>rating the premier league when leicester won the championship lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>dat pass

wewlads

WE DEM SHARK BOYS

Someone give the City squad food poisoning, Pep is making a mockery of our league.

Lloris' passing will never stop being funny

>sterling being shit all game
>bernardo comes in only in the end
>sanegod subbed instead

That pic gave David Silva cancer

RING RING. Someone post this losers face already.

>the Dutch city autist

Walker is class
50 million was a bargain

THANKS SPUDS

how do you miss a pass with your hands

hello where are the trannies??

real madrid x city final finna be LIT

autism

breakingnews: "Manchester city are proud to announce their partnership with the Big Ball Brand™"

BUY BBB STOCKS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Liverpool are the only team that has looked good against City. Shame about the refball red card that gifted City the game

Sane goes off because bernie can't play the left wing

so when city rotate it will be sterling benched for him

LOL STERLEL

STERGOAT

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Liverpool are the only team that can beat City but they can only play them once. This league is over.

the utter state of hotspunk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahaha tottenham a shit

>doubting sterGOD

Sup Forums eternally btfo

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
"TOTTENHAM ARE DISINTEGRATED"

This is actually insane.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

>I don't rate sterling

>the "premier" league

>tottenshit

Poch is gonna kill himself tonight isn't he?

BASED RAZ

Based raheem

>Spurs won't be relegated

Don't want to overreact, but should Pochettino be sacked? Tottenham have gone backwards

post yfw sterling is the next messi

THANK YOU PEP FOR KILLING THE SPURS MEME

I don't feel so bad as a Swansea fan now. Spurs are just as shit as us. City are scary good.

kek lelris

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lmao lloris just let it roll through his legs the mong

>Sterkek

>Lloshit

The absolute state of French """goalkeeping"""

Dier is officially the most overrated player in the past few years

>lolris

City only play a striker to keep the defenders busy lol

Sterling's the next Ronaldo, he's gone from a good winger to a great poacher

>the absolutely state of lloris

>dier
oh my

Of course he should. The book caused this and he was to blame for it.

JUST

the goats teeth are immaculate yuro teeth, not those ridiculous fake square yank ''''''''''teeth'''''''''

Why are pace babbys so good lads?

>IBE'S BETTER LA

This is so undeserved. United have a much better back 5, better manager and made a team with less money.

City are a nothing club that can't even sell out their shit ground

just won a nice little £130 bet from that sterlel 4th goal

Cheers lads merry xmas

everyone laughed when city smashed liverpool 5-1 with liverpool down to 10
genuinely think it might be different next time

>tottybum hotpants

KDB > Penaldo
debate me

can't remember spurs having any chances apart form the kane shot

...

What the fuck is that

>single-handedly destroyed the english premier league
how does he do it lads

Stfu customer

You know FUCK all

nice goal

that fucking zit

POP IT

FUCKING DAY RUINED

Fucking stop posting, Mou

EXPOSED

>conceding

>EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED EXPOSED

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de bruyne was lebron-esque in this. that goal after getting fouled...

>T41TENHAM

>POOP
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kek

>seven nation army
lmao fuck off this isn't buyern

wtf i hate city now

I 4-1 wouldn't want to be a tottenham fan right now

is there a more accurate picture to describe a player?

Best league in the world they said

it's clearly got no head on it

Unlimited money perhaps?

>giving away a clean sheet

E X P O S E D

>lebron-esque

NEW

EXPOSED
how will poop recover

>14 points clear
>+44 goal differential

NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS
JETHUS FUCKING KWIST

So let's be honest, how bad will this Sperm team get gutted next summer? Kane, Alli and Lloris would surely leave for greener pastures?

her teeth was acutally fine before? maybe a bit yellow

>"I put them as favourites to win the CL"
>they're already the betting favourites
nice punditry rio real brave

singing" hey jews " when playing Tottenham
rude and funny

like messi?

post match

no replies and having to crosspost, embarrassed for you lad

Be seeing you next season, lads!