>name is Morpheus
>doesn't morphs into anything
Name is Morpheus
Cameron Brooks
Nathan Barnes
I hope the rats eat your eyes OP
Landon Jackson
>Matrix
>no one does any math in the movies
Michael Ramirez
>name is Switch
>doesn't switch anything
Ethan Martinez
>Badass in the Matrix
>Feminine push-over in the real world
Is Morpheus a representation of internet tough guys?
Austin Evans
Why did I laugh at this?
Cameron Davis
because reddit
Brayden Thompson
>Agent Smith
>doesn't actually work for the government
Ayden Butler
>name is Mouse
>isn't a man in a mouse costume
Colton Bailey
Except genders
Owen Adams
>(((genders)))
Eli Davis
Male, female. Genders
Hudson Martin
...
Jason Richardson
>name is Neo
>isn't a neo-nazi
Oliver Davis
>if you rearrange the letters in "Neo" you get "Mr. Anderson"
Really activates my almonds
Brody Cooper
>calls herself the Oracle
>doesn't speak structured query language
Adam Lopez
>Indiana Jones
>He's actually Henry
Easton Powell
>Shorty calls him "Dr. Jones"
>He never cures any disease
>Shorty isn't even that short
Grayson Harris
>called Ghost
>everyone can see him.
Adrian Roberts
>Calls its self "Star wars"
>has no wars between stars
Wtf i feel scammed
Luis Richardson
>Name is Trinity
>Isn't three persons of the Judeo-Christian Godhead
Eli Perez
>Name is Tank
>Does not at all resemble an armored vehicle
Alexander Perry
>film is called "Dude, Where's my Car?"
>two young men go on an extraordinary journey to find said car and discover humanity and our place in the galaxy
K I N O
Evan Hughes
>name is Zoom
>Never used a camera
Jayden Rogers
That doesn't 'make any sense
Austin Barnes
>name is The Architect
>doesn't build anything and just talks
Jaxon Myers
>Matrix
>Government
whats the difference user
Jason King
Neither does your life.
John Cox
he's just a program, not a person. a real person would be an agent, he's just a program
Isaac Martinez
>Name is Harley Quinn
>Doesn't look like a harlequin
>Doesn't have a dick
why