Welcome to Aus, white anons

Any white anons out there feel free to come to Australia to escape liberal hellholes. 93% white here. Lets re-establish the White Australia policy. You burgers can bring your guns, we don't care, unfortunately no niggers here for you to shoot but plenty of boongas. P.S. don't come here on boat.

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joboutlook.gov.au/occupation.aspx?search=alpha&tab=prospects&cluster=&code=2335
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news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8401376.stm
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how many of your girls look like that

Take a trip to Bondi beach and you'll find out ;)

DONT BE FOOLED

>94%
Wew lad you really cleared out those wogs. I never knew you did that.

Do Australians eat a lot of burgers?

How big are those 'Darwin Stubbies' you have to drink your beer?

Singapore user could never get an Ausgirl with that.. Don't be tricked by the envy of whites.

I'm bringing my family on a small boat. Refugee style is chic.

Heaps of burgers. Those stubbies are 2 litres.

Ok user. Watch out for the navy though..

Thanks my friend but I must resist and stay here but I'll give a visit one day!

No worries. Good luck with the Portugese on Sunday.

>Those stubbies are 2 litres
>2 litres = 67.6 ounces

I'm sold, Koalafag

Getting my plane ticket now

You can pick me up @ Brisbane Airport early next week

Welcome burger. You've also chosen the capital of the state that just voted in the biggest anti-islam politician ever into the senate. Good choice.

I would move there if i had money, will you pay for a plane ticket and get me a green card?

The government legitimately used to do this for other anglos. No more unfortunately. Sorry burger, gotta get here yourself.

93% lol

Get real m8

Also we are full

Can Sven come aswell?
And can i bring my guns, Also can i bring ahmed he good guy i swear!!!
He good fuck me wife yes?
We will come in a rubber boat of the coast of Perth at 04:00 and seek asylum pls accept.

It's too fucking hot down there. I can't handle more than 24c.

This is why our taxes pay for a navy that'll sink your boats.

Deporting curries, chinks and musos not an option. We have to outbreed them.

nono, we have portable submarine on the boat, Asylum is our human right mate.
We demand asylum or we establish the caliphate of Musselamnia!
>Pic of boat, We even built cuckshed on it!

It's actually fine to come on a boat if you're white and its a yacht.

Can't you guys do like Israel and transform some of the useless desert into forests?

This is terrifying. Sweden is the grass for the snakes. STAY OUT OF AUSTRALIA CUNT.

Why? Coastal areas are fine. No drought, extreme heat or deadly snakes(not as much) either. Desert is useless except for minerals and nuclear testing.

We are not snakes, Snakes are haram mate.
PLS asylum.
We very accept of Australia beobol look pic!!!

This will be the last face you see before you die musanon.

She is not wearing a headscarf!!!!!
ÄLLAH MUGABOOGA ALLAH!!!
We very good craftsmen, Can make headscarf for her yes? But only if we get asylum!

t. Le snake in the toilet country

I'm comming man.
I can't wait to finish my university degree and hop on the first flight to Australia.
How is the job market there though? And what types of guns are you allowed to own? I'm asking because I'm actually also considering to move to the US to get some of muh freedom. Hoping that by the time I get my degree, Hitlery hasn't taken away all of the guns.

>We will come in a rubber boat of the coast of Perth
I'll bring the harpoon.

Fugg you Straya, not progressive!!!
I will go to New zealand atleast they progressive right?

We have cold regions here too m8, just not near big cities

>how many look like Miranda Kerr
Not many

Fuck off Greeny.
And also, Fuck off, we're full.
Cunts.

Welcome, all you need to know here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Australia

Jobs are aplenty if you're willing to work. Also, men with degrees born in overseas white countries earn highest salaries.

its amazing that britian colonized straya but straya ended up being a thousand time better than britain. how the fuck did that happen?

Britanon depressed they sent all the good looking sheila's to the other side of the world 200 years ago.

24? i cant handle more that 15. shitty scottish weather

Natural resources and we had a policy of exterminating indigenous. Didn't let blacks in afterwards.

Alright, sounds good. Thanks man, I just love your country so much. Never been there though. Any advice on what Cities to visit while im there?

Dual aussie/american citizen here feels good to know i can always go to australia if shit ever really got bad here

>Jobs are aplenty

lmfao, right..

MAKE AUSTRALIA WHITE.

Protip guns will never be banned here its impossible we have over 300 million firearms with close to 100 million gun owners

She looks mexican...

Depends what you like. Can't go wrong with Sydney and Melbourne though. September - November best times to visit. Less tourists and good weather without hotness of Dec-Jan. Newcastle is more authentic aussie.

You'd be surprised at how most women are attractive when you dont have a fucking 60% obesity rate

>I studied arts.

What area of work you in?

Dude, her name is Miranda Kerr. Google her.

The first order of business for the Senate is to repeal the ANTI-DISCRIMINATION ACT entirely

Nup. Purebred aus.

>93% white here
I find that hard to believe
Does that statistic not count all of the international students who aren't permanent residents?

Well this year I finished our version of highschool (18 years old). Next year I'm going to study industrial engineering and management at a university.
But how about Australia. They managed to take away their guns pretty easily. Also with the recent shootings, I wouldn't be suprised if they finally get some stricter guncontrol laws installed.
Great, I will definitely visit! Thanks for all the info.

Campaign your local MPs to make them slash our immigration intake

We're currently replacing our population 1% per year with non-white immigrants

Yeah. We voted in a bunch of "far right" reps.

Great. No Muzzies. No tranny fucks. Feminists btfo.

But get ready for the usual banning of Sup Forums, porn, games and guns again.

In the Eastern Suburbs...most.

They won't fuck you unless you're a rugby star or have coke or md.

Unless it's 3 a.m. and they're depressed and magically no one has taken them home yet.

My mum paid ten pounds for a boat ticket and citizenship when she emigrated.

They don't do that for white people anymore.

I think the 93% figure is accurate (I read 92%, but whatever)

But living in Sydney has totally fucking skewed my perception of who's who in this country

Without any exaggeration, there are some days in my week where I do not see a single white person

Seriously would consider moving to regional Australia after I finish uni, my friend just moved to Orange and that place is nice as fuck (also like 98% white)

we just keep ours hidden so you cunts can't steal them when you finish your shift behind the bar

This.

Just moved to the Eastern Suburbs and it's fucked up. It's rare to see a girl below a 7. Have never seen a higher concentration of 8's and 9's in my entire life.

Every time I leave the house I have to have a wank beforehand otherwise I'm too tempted to commit a Skaf.

Move to Tassie. Enjoy those -5 winters.

And having fuck all to do all day except try and get a ride on the town bike who acts like a 10/10 despite being a soft 6/10 because all the hot girls moved somewhere warm.

Kek

Guns are limited and expensive.

Jobs are plentiful, while housing is not.

Mostly in the white suburbs 90% of women are 7-8/10

You'll be set then. joboutlook.gov.au/occupation.aspx?search=alpha&tab=prospects&cluster=&code=2335

Used to live up at Bondi Junction.

Shit made me depressed. Just models everywhere. Managed to fuck two. One of them straight up blanked me everytime I saw her afterwards. Not even a nod of recognition or eye contact. The other turned out to be a lesbian. I never saw her with another guy.

This for some reason made me very insecure.

I was this way as well until I travelled round Australia. Realised lebs almost purely exist in Western Sydney.

Can't bring my semiautos, my pump shotguns, or any of my NFA stuff.

You can get an Adler A110, which I think is probably the most pump action like shotgun that's still legal here, and that would be with the easiest category of gun license to acquire.

But you should have seen the way the media was going on about these shotguns, as though they were Holocaust Nazi death sticks.

>93% white
>We're 12% Asian

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Australians

Can we stop this we're 90 white meme, this census will probably show our Asian population increased by another 5%

>Australia
>90% white

In what fucking universe, Chang?

> "we"

Not "we", it's "us" vs "them" (the shitskins).

one that doesn't include melbourne or sydney

outside of those shitskin containment zones, we're still white as fuck

stop memeing bruh, everyone knows that Australia will become china 2.0 within the next 50 years. Good luck having a retirement when the government are literal subhuman chinks

You mean those two cities that contain the majority of our population

>to escape liberal hellholes

>Australia has a liberal government if not a leftist government

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Ok coming right now

user... I'm sorry but.. Howard banned guns a decade ago... I know it's hard, but.. Please don't fight it user, just give Howard your guns, and I'm sure he will go easy on you for taking so long... Don't do anything crazy, please.

What? If you are trying to say that we don't have a leftist government in charge, you are right.

Yeah, nah, we're full cunt.

We don't even have that many Asians here. Not only that but even if we did, they probably wouldn't elect a Chinese style government here.

nah there's only about 40% of the population between them

1996 was 20 years ago senpai

Howard needs to face the gallows, not guns.

Come home white man

>12% of our pop
>Not that many Asians

That was based off the 2011 census, wait until this year census numbers are in, easy another 5% rise in their population as their numbers of immigration has only increased with India and China overtaking places like Britain in number of immigrants

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8401376.stm

Hey fucksticks, how does it feel in a couple of years you will have America tier healthcare where the size of you're credit card determines if you can get the cancer treatment you're life depends on? Tbqh despite the fuckery that would ensure, i would have preferred a hung parliament instead.

Dumb cunts.

I doubt this will happen, cunts will flip out if medicare is scrapped.

Ids too late, i'm already surrounded by them ;_;

I am a 40 year old psychiatric social worker. Married with a Viet who also has Dutch nationality. Two children; boy, girl. Look white.

I could do a lot of good things at old people's houses/ hospitals for the 1945-'49 Dutch immigrants.

my cousin lives in there since 2001 and invited me many times to come visit

since i don't wanna be killed in my sleep by a giant spider, a crocodile, a rabid kangaroo or a fucking dragon i'm gonna pass for now

Medicare is going nowhere you stupid cunt

But I thought Sup Forums only consisted of neckbeared permavirgins screaming for "hotpockets and another holocaust"?

It better happen.

My Uncle got DBS a while back because he had severe depression, we would simply not fucking gotten by without medicare, full stop.

Shut the fuck up you nip, you don't live here so you have no say.

I'm 25 and have a bachelor's degree in architecture. How do I get employed in Australia?

>I am a 40 year old psychiatric
Enough PTSD victims left in Straya who need your help after the Emu war.

Well you have an education you you're basically ensured a place here. Google it.

Can leafs come too?

I swear to god we won't bring rabbits this time

>It better happen.

wat? why, you and your uncle will be worse off.

>md

what does this mean ?