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Brit/pol/ - British Politics General: 8) Edition Anonymous (ID: WrmHowzw) 07/09/16(Sat)09:28:05 No.80346208▶ >MOGGY BACKS LEADSOM
twitter.com/benrileysmith/status/751103892356726784

>GOVE ELIMINATED, MAY AND LEADSOM PROGRESS TO TORY LEADSHIP RUNOFF
order-order.com/2016/07/07/may-v-leadsom/

>GOVE'S MACHIAVELLIAN PLOT BACKFIRES
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3678493/Dirty-tricks-student-union-politics-Tory-grandees-slam-Michael-Gove-s-cynical-attempts-borrow-votes-Theresa-former-leader-Lord-Howard-backs-Andrea-Leadsom.html

>RETARDED BREXIT PROTESTERS
youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3Q5hHeb6k

>FASCIST MAY FORCES TELEGRAPH TO PULL ARTICLE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HER RECORD
order-order.com/2016/07/02/telegraph-pulled-article-critical-theresa-may-campaign-pressure/

>ANDREA LEADSOM: "FREE MOVEMENT WILL END", VOWS TO TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 "AS SOON AS SHE BECOMES PRIME MINISTER"
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/tory-leadership-andrea-leadsom-says-she-can-be-the-new-margaret/

>THERESA MAY: TRADE WITH EUROPE "MUST BE A PRIORITY", WILL NOT INVOKE ARTICLE 50 BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
itv.com/news/2016-06-30/theresa-may-launches-tory-leadership-bid/

>LEAVE.EU BACKS LEADSOM FOR TORY LEADER
bristolpost.co.uk/arron-banks-and-nigel-farage-s-leave-campaign-back-andrea-leadsom-for-tory-leader/story-29466185-detail/story.html

>KEKWELL "WILL NOT STAND FOR LEADERSHIP AFTER NIGEL FARAGE"
twitter.com/daily_politics/status/749942344498151424

>SCARED ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN PLEASE QUIT"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36693835

>CHILCOT: "BLAIR WON'T BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES BUT SOLDIERS MIGHT BE"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/outrage-as-war-crimes-prosecutors-say-tony-blair-will-not-be-inv/

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twitter.com/asabenn/status/751744108977393664
dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3372766/Theresa-may-pm-Ignores-Brexit-vote-UK-to-stay-in-EU.html
twitter.com/daily_politics/status/751750962281340928
youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36752865
order-order.com/2016/07/09/nuttall-pulls-ukip-leadership/
leftfootforward.org/2016/07/lib-dems-hit-their-highest-membership-in-a-decade-why-are-thousands-signing-up/
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points
theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/07/the-killing-of-tony-blair-review-george-galloway-chilcot-iraq
youtube.com/watch?v=pTE077cvPe8
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/john-mcdonnell-remembers-lambeth-revolt/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-36662887
youtube.com/watch?v=y1OurToVQRw
theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/08/jeremy-corbyn-stands-defiant-after-labour-membership-surge
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/labour-party-membership-applications-surge-100000-since-eu-
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MOOOOOODS

Original thread with NEW STORIES here

Mommy did nothing wrong.

>mainstream media going full scaremonger with Maggie/Leadsom comparisons
>this is somehow a bad thing

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>Brit/pol/ - British Politics General: 8) Edition Anonymous (ID: WrmHowzw) 07/0
VAC is shit

Lads I'm scared, how the hell can Angela ACTUALLY win?

UNDERAGE OP UNDERAGE OP UNDERAGE OP
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Vaktovians raus

No idea why the other thread got locked but okay

Raheem is a mental alt-right attention seeker who would pull party-killing stunts like making legal firearms one of UKIP's flagship policies

When will people learn that if you try to beat the Left at their own game, you become the Left? Where does it end?

>Haha we elected a black man/Paki/woman as party leader, they can't call us racist/sexist now!

>Haha let's tell them that if we leave the EU we can accept far more immigrants from the Commonwealth, they can't call us racist them!

>Haha let's make one of our policies to only lower immigration to 50,000 a year, the same number that were entering the country when Enoch Powell made a speech calling for it to be lowered because it was an unbearable strain - Then they REALLY can't call us racist!

>I know! Let's have our only MP talk about how great diversity is and how the racists in our party are bad, that'll confuse those lefties!

So the spiral goes until you end up like the Conservative Party, fully under the thumb of left-wing dogma

UKIP was supposed to be different

I saw it on page 10

When/How do we find out UKIP leader?

Ah, it was autosaged because "Mummy" was in the OP, my mistake

Doesn't matter, the candidates are all cucks

>YKTD ruins yet another thread

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Seriously, fuck Nigel for resigning without grooming a successor or taking care of the cuck infestation. He's completely fucked over the party.

What happened to the other thread?

OP fucked up.

Sorry

Flags upside down my 0.

Moronic tripfag put "mummy" in the OP and it got autoaaged

It was? I think we had mummy in the OP for like a couple fo threads now

Just edit it to "mummie" or "mumi".

The collapse of the dollar and brexit will throw the world into a global depression. Those nations with large external debts will not be able to trade sufficiently to earn the income to service their debts, and will slide into bankruptcy. The economies of New Zealand, Australia, Canada and the UK will also totally collapse, as a result of their indebtedness and not being able to service their borrowings. It will result in the Anglo-Saxon nations facing abject poverty, our people facing starvation, and a total break-down in society. Crime will become rampant. Law and order will cease to exist. Disease will become widespread.

The Asian economies, which have depended upon American trade, will also be severely affected. However, they will recover after a period, but only after considerable political and economic turmoil.

The EU will be in a much better position to survive the coming economic chaos. An influx of capital into the Euro zone by those selling dollars will provide the funding for rebuilding the economies of the new United States of Europe. However, the collapse of the $US will still severely affect the already depressed German and French economies. The resulting economic turmoil will create the need for the acceptance of a strong EU leader, who will be able to make the necessary political and economic reforms to enable Europe revive their economies. Those nations that accept the new EU Constitution will come under the control of this new leader, creating Europe as the world's new Super Power.

The Euro will become the world's only reserve currency, creating the means for the new United States of Europe to become the dominant economic power in the world. The new Europe will be able to dictate the terms on how the global economy should be run. They will take over the administration of America and Britain, placing the Anglo-Saxon people in bondage for repayment of their debts

Or stop with this obnoxious mummy shit.

rly maks u tink

MEME THE RAHEEM

That same fucking Swede is back for more, remember not to reply to his ignorance.

Fuck off janitor

Oh for fucks sake, is this joke of a thread actually being used? Could we just make a new one and abandon this autistic mess of a thread? I know we're nowhere near 300 but this thread is fucking horrific.

twitter.com/asabenn/status/751744108977393664

What the fuck is the only good candidate doing?

dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3372766/Theresa-may-pm-Ignores-Brexit-vote-UK-to-stay-in-EU.html


I want you to prepare for this :)


Never thought I would be happy seeing what a Tory did for the country :)

But it's time for mummy!

>jordan, lebanon, pakistan

Yeah but
>UAE, qatar, Saudi, Yemen (lol), Oman, Azerbaijan, Egypt

I-I'll do it Jeremy this time I'll really do it watch out!

twitter.com/daily_politics/status/751750962281340928

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The eurozone won't exist after deutsche bank pops Swede.

RAHMEME

finally unbanned from Sup Forums lads

what have i missed

VOTE ANGELA

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=dmwqEg-06Ww

>THE M*MMY RETURNS - LEADSOM UNDER FIRE FROM THE PRO-MAY MEDIA FOR COMMENTS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT DURING HER TIMES INTERVIEW
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36752865

>ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN STOP!!! THAT'S IT, I W-WARNED YOU, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BLAIRITES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36752865

>UKIP LEADERSHIP CONTEST - ALL HOPE LOST AS NUTTALL WITHDRAWS LEADERSHIP BID, KEKY WOOLFE NOW FRONTRUNNER
order-order.com/2016/07/09/nuttall-pulls-ukip-leadership/

>LIB DEM MEMBERSHIP 'SURGES' AFTER BUMBLASTED REMAINERS FLOCK TO THEM IN DROVES
leftfootforward.org/2016/07/lib-dems-hit-their-highest-membership-in-a-decade-why-are-thousands-signing-up/

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

>THE MAD MULLAH PLANS TO RELEASE A FILM ABOUT TONY THE BLOOD GOD'S IRAQ SLAUGHTER
theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/07/the-killing-of-tony-blair-review-george-galloway-chilcot-iraq

>PETER HITCHENS CONFIRMS ON GALLOWAY'S TALK RADIO THAT HE'S FOUND A PUBLISHER AND SIGNED A CONTRACT TO WRITE A NEW BOOK EXPLORING THE BRITISH NATIONAL POST-WWII MYTH
youtube.com/watch?v=pTE077cvPe8

>MENTAL MCDONNELL SEES THE GHOST OF THATCHER WHEN HE STARES DOWN INTO HIS TOILET BOWL
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/john-mcdonnell-remembers-lambeth-revolt/

>MORE FALSE FLAGGING IN POST-BREXIT BRITAIN AS LEFTY SLIME FAKE BNP LEAFLETS
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-36662887

This is a red thread

See:

IMMORAL REEE

this thread is shit

youtube.com/watch?v=y1OurToVQRw

Who the fuck is Angela Eagle??

>not resetting your router and clearing you cookies

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>not having dynamic IP

Anyone got that link where a conservative MP yelled "It's time for mummy!" in the parliament?

>observing bans
>actually obeying a non-legally binding rule made by people with no real authority


Fucking cuck.

Use a dynamic IP and evade.
I have permabans I evaded because I spread Sup Forums outside here and actively mock the mods with the fact I evade all my bans.


I even got a range ban put on my 3 network.

But since my phone is unlocked. I can switch to anyother network and use wifi too.

GET FUCKED MODS INTERNET FREEDOM

>Eagle about to crash and burn, taking New Labour with her

Great time to be alive

>roblox

Mods ban them, they cant be anything but underage

IT IS :3

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>ANGELA EAGLE
>ZERO MAMMY FACTOR

>yfw you're leading your party into an irrevocable split just to save face

>The first time we did it was crazy. I honestly didn't think it was going to go as far as it did. We kissed that night and I thought that was going to be it. But then we kept kissing and kissing and kissing. Eventually I pressed my luck and grabbed one of her breasts. I wound up on top of her, feeling her up as we made out. I don't know how long it was until we went up to her room and got undressed, but my mind was racing. She saw how red I was and laughed, giving me another kiss. Everytime I started to feel like I was doing something wrong, she just kissed me again and it felt better. With my previous two girlfriends, we moved from kissing to sex pretty quickly, but with my mom, it felt like I took forever before I was actually inside her. It was pretty bland and uninspired sex for a while. Missionary with some slow thrusting. She started to guide me which is when I started going a little harder. After about twenty minutes, we were having sex like two normal people. I think I wound up lasting about an hour, which is pretty good for me. She told me I could jizz inside her which is what I wound up doing. By the time it was over, I realized that I really fucking loved her. It was awesome.

I got a perma ban for posting that pic of 2 gays kissing a child at a pride parade, saying how pedophilia will become normalised

I think a pedo janitor got triggered.

I appealed and it got removed thoug

The fuck happened to the other thread?

VERY SMUG CORBYN SPOTTED AT DURHAM MINERS' GALA

I've been banned for posting Nichola Sturgeon with her rat out

That's not impressive. Anyone can be permabanned for that.


It's takes dedication and shitposting skill to get a global rule 6 permaban

I made the mistake of putting "mummy" in the title, which autosaged it

Some faggot janitor for triggered by "mummy" being in the subject

Kek

There's an auto sage for mummy?

GLORY TO VAKTOVIA

I deleted it. I am the janitor and I hate Brit/pol/

Rare Karen.

That Crimea girl and Theresa Mayposters made it this way

Pic related, one of the silly buggers admitted to ban evasion and forgot to hide the fact that they're NEET kek

MUMMIE

Nah mate, no mummy in subject. Just in OP post itself.

MUMMY MUMMY CANT BAN MUMMY

>Labour Party paid-up membership surges by 100,000 since Brexit to take it over 500,000 - highest since 1979

theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/08/jeremy-corbyn-stands-defiant-after-labour-membership-surge

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/labour-party-membership-applications-surge-100000-since-eu-

referendum_uk_577be9e8e4b073366f0fe97f

Brit/pol/ is officially tripfags, mummy posters and shitposters. No discussion of politics whatsoever.

The rise and fall of general threads is a cycle that can't be escaped. It's basically reddit right now.

Mother?

>implying UKIP aren't just like the tories except their sole agenda is to blame immigration for everything

Why else would all the Leavers be jumping ship if not because they don't want to be the ones to weather the incoming shitstorm.

It's all nice and simple blaming immigration and "MUH MUSLIMS" as the sole root cause of issues in the country whilst paying no attention to the conservatives tearing apart the country for their own ends, defunding the nhs to the point that it looks like privatisation is the better option.

Tripfags have always been part of Brit/pol/ and there were like 15 of them active during its golden age in 2014, stop showing everyone that you're such a newfag, it's painful

There's always been tripfags, you are right that we're basically Reddit at this point though.

I'm not a neet and I go on job search site

But Labour is gonna break up to two though?

UKIP has no leader, they're smearing mummy, I'm desperate lads someone call samaratins

Well they are founded by ex tories, do you think you're being insightful by regurgitating well known information?

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yes, the people signing up are doing so to vote for corbyn for leadership, either because they're lefties who genuinely support him or because they're tories who want to watch labour collapse. he will win and the party will split into two smaller parties, one with blairites and the other with genuine marxists.

Problem with the Tories is they don't actually do anything like what they promise to do. Their manifesto sounds great.

People who spend the whole thread bitching about trip fags are as bad as mummy/anime posters

not mummy

Poor Angie is going to get brutally sodomised.

>I was out with some friends from High School early on in our relationship. We had finished seeing a movie and were hanging out at a Steak n Shake having some food. There were I think six other people there besides me and things were going well. I got a text from my mom before our food came. I didnt think much of it at first and opened up my phone to a sext, which blew my mind because we're very careful about leaving trails of our relationship. No one at the table saw it (thank god). It said something like "I'm so horny for you, where are you baby?" I texted back our location and she said she was on her way. Like around ten minutes later I saw her walk in and take a seat at the other side of the restaurant. She was wearing a hat and none of my friends really noticed her. She texted me back and told me to go to the bathroom. I excused myself and met her in the mens room. We wound up going in a stall, her getting on her knees, and giving me this super messy blowjob, playing with and sucking on my balls, the whole deal. It was so fucking hot knowing that my friends were outside, and so I finished pretty quickly. She pulled out her tits and I jizzed on them. I ended up going back out and we finished our food. I think she sat down and had a meal too, but I'm not sure. It was fucking crazy.

Are Guardian commenters these days just people who have come from places like Sup Forums, or do they actually reflect the views of the Guardian's traditional readership? Seeing more and more anti-progressive and anti-multicultural comments getting lots of upboats - still nothing like Sup Forums-tier comments, but definitely in the same sort of spirit.

This would lead to years of guaranted tory victories I assume

It's funny because people constantly posting "HURR IGNORE TRIPFAGS" "HURR TRIPFAGS THIS" "HURR" are giving them more satisfaction and attention than just ignoring the fact they have a trip and reply to them anyway (if their post warrants a reply). Why should I ingore YKTD when he's one of the few quality posters in this shithole of a thread?

And leavers aren't jumping ship. There was no ship to begin with. The leave campaign was not a prospective government. Why do some people find this so difficult to understand?

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fuck off with your strange foreign sideways vagina mummy

I think the general attitude to the rampant obnoxious leftism is just shifting. Our left wing party has two conflicting bases, the poor working class and the metropolitan champagne socialists.

my mummy is pretyer than urs