What's the most American thing you did this week?
What's the most American thing you did this week?
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I ate a 4 cheese pizza.
binged on serial tv
Your mum
I ate 4 hamburgers
Be american
I took my Tom petty CD to the car so I could listen to it on my way to work, RIP Tom.
I supported Israel
Bought of of these to make my desktop experience more comfortable, I put my feet up on a old bean bag ottoman so I am essentially laying down while I internetz.
Declare some wars.
>americans
>declaring war
shart myself
Well I thought you'd never ask OP
First I.... bought knives....WITHOUT A BACKGROUND CHECK
Next I..... tweeted a picture of Muhammad....And I WASN'T ARRESTED
Got shot
studied Russian
I spoon ate a jar of peanut butter
Took a shit with the bathroom door open
shart in mart
I ate 4 hamburgers today so that. Last Sunday I also ate Dominos pizza.
getting diabetes
Kneeled during national anthem
>all that litter
for a culture that preaches "personal responsibility" why are american conservatives such fucking slobs in public places?
"Personal" responsibility.
The public space is not their own property so it's not their problem.
three days in a row eating only papa's john pizza leftovers and drinking cold sprite
If I am in somebody's house and I shart a giant brown stain on their couch me owning up to that and fixing it doesn't fall under personal responsibility? That's what we understand as personal responsibility here.
Made a terrible post on Sup Forums
Be and idiot
>Be and idiot
Make sure you stop and pick up your trash before running for cover from the hot lead raining down on you.
bought ammo and liquor at a drive through store
No. In America, "personality responsibility" refers to your own wellbeing.
It has nothing to do with duties towards others.
Got gay married
ate domino's pizza
Getting shot
>Want to live the American dream.
>No-one to shoot me.
I sat in traffic everyday
Bought and drank three 40oz
ate burger
ate pizza
Listened to this lady.
I let a black guy fuck me raw. He pulled though
>anime characters now dabbing
Just when you think it couldn't get any worse
Shouted "God bless America" when someone sneezed during the lecture.
They were running away from bullets.
Washed my lawnmower and blew the pine needles and leaves off the walkway in my backyard, now im getting ready to split some rounds from a tree i procured so i'll be ready for winter
being fat
i just finished a microwaved forzen food philly cheesesteak pretzel sandwich
Scared a bunch of school children by blipping my mustangs throttle in front of them.
I shot myself
the least you could do tbqh
I did nothing american recently
Eating pizza doesn't count.
I washed myself with a rag on a stick
Got fat
Nice one.
Pizza is American, so it counts.
I was unable to find a job.
That's been the most American thing since 2008
shat my pants
>Pizza is American
I went to eat at McDonald's
Being Mexican
Fapped to cuck porn
Spent most of my budget on hardware I won't use much
ate at McDonald's twice in one day
Bought a bottle of coke and got diarrhea
My mother had an allergic reaction to some high blood pressure medicine but she was only on the hospital for 3 days, we picked up about $60 worth of hot wings to celebrate.
Wasn't really that good to be honest.
I ate a burger
Underated.
Shot some guns
> mum has to take medication for high blood pressure
>celebrate her surviving alergic reaction by buying fatty fried chicken
You're killing your mum.
Ate more than I needed.
I ate a McRib after avoiding McDonald's for a long time. But only because they currently cost 1.99€ instead of the usual 3.79€ and because they are actually tasty.
I drank Bud light.
>It's shit
I flipped off multiple people for driving like assholes while I, myself, was driving like an asshole.
I gained weight and got confused about geography.
I ate some Captain Crunch and watched season 1 of My Little Pony after I did my homework, of course.
I went and become the guy that everyone depends on but secretly hates
but still I stand tall!
>secretly
Not care about America because I am an individualist and youreball dirty peasants who I oppressbwith your freedumbs.
only ones publicly showing they hate me are authority figures like teachers, cops, etc.
ate at Subway
I ate a burger for 2 meals on a single day
I've put on weight
I ate a 'South African' burger at McDonalds & watched Netflix. Brought some Music on itunes. Brought some DVDs on Amazon. God bless Murica.
>What's the most American thing you did this week?
Mistake a country name.