Apparently they added more HOPS to it

Apparently they added more HOPS to it

GOAT coming of age character

>how did the rabbits make their beer taste better?

shit was literally ahead of it's time

MARSHALL
MATTHERS

The brewery owners were superstitious and made it mandatory for workers to carry rabbits feet?

They used to call me McLovin at my old job. Too bad our bosses got fired and their replacements ran the company into the fucking ground

>getting an actor that actually looks like a normal teenage because he is one
Good call Hollywood

>he literally got the part by just sending a crappy picture of himself to the studio
>he had no idea this would result in hollywood stardom from one of the best teen comedies ever made
how lucky can one loser get?

I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Lets make a move.

PREPARE TO GET FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW!

Yeah yeah Seth I'm really gonna miss you Kneeslappers when I'm over at Dartmouth

Dont do it kid...

Why did they call you McLovin, user?

I KNOW THAT, FAGGEL! I. KNOW THAT!

Cuz you're not staff...

Seth I want to blow you

No, I look like a cop.

Never had a choice.

She's down to...FUCK, man!

but didnt his 'career' die pretty swiftly?

>he looked like you
>haoh so he was Jewish

No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!

P IN VAGEE

If I were the cops that picked him up I would have kicked him out of the car in the ghetto. I honestly think it would have made the movie funnier.

>haoh
SHOAH

>14 or 15
>download superbad off limewire
>quality was probably trash as fuck, didn't know it was a cam (probably first movie i ever downloaded)
>movie ends
>clapping

truly an eye opening experience for a non american

...why would they do that?

I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything is covered in semen.

>I've wasted the last three years of my life with you talking bullshit instead of chasing girls. Thanks to you im going to college a friendless virgin
;__;

What, so I gotta sit here and eat dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?

Why would they have done what they ended up doing?

Their whole presence in the story didn't make any sense other than for comedic value and to create conflict for the characters to solve.

>Their whole presence in the story didn't make any sense other than for comedic value and to create conflict for the characters to solve.
You literally just described their purpose in the story and what made the movie better than it would have been without it. You're fucking retarded.

wew lad

No, you sing. And you sing good.

THESE EYES

The funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock

>insert random quote from superbad here

am i apart of this now? do you guys accept me yet?

YOU FUCKIN KILLED HER

It was an office job. I already looked vaguely like him, and showed up in black dress pants and a button up dress shirt from Goodwill. This and my mannerisms reminded a supervisor of McLovin, and it became my name. Eventually it started showing up in documents to corporate.

That one still hurts.

Why don't you go piss your pants again?

>can you guys answer me
>c-can you guys check these digits

Fuck you man that was like 8 years ago

People don't forget.

>Eventually it started showing up in documents to corporate.


What?

i got a boner!

Look at those nipples. They're like little baby toes.

I'm sorry I blocked your cock.

We should be guiding his cock, not blocking it

It took me a few watches to notice the song Evan sings is later on playing in the cop car while they're driving.

>*quote from film*
>LOL
>*another quote from film*
>*quote from film that is a continuation from a previously posted quote*
>LMAO *another quote from film*

you're all a bunch of fucking monkeys with keyboards fucking sheep fucking retards normiescum fucking braindead mental midgets.

You must be fun at parties.

...

>not sneaking into this movie in the theater with your buddies as your first in-theater R rated film as a young teen
>not feeling as if it perfectly captured your current experience as a youth and after hours of gut-busting laughter, finally standing in awe, unable to express yourself in any form other than boisterous applause

did you even have a childhood you europoor trash?

>posting in threads you do not enjoy

>Sales figured for the month of July:
>Kevin Bridges, 32,000
>Jennifer Bowman, 27,000
>McLovin, 24,000

When the higher ups sent someone to supervise/train personnel at our branch, one of the first questions they would invariably ask was "which one of you is McLovin?"

Chicka dee chicka fee

this guy clearly has zero friends so he doesnt know what its like to watch movies with anyone. he cant enjoy lines from a movie because he has zero chill cause he is mad that he has no friends and no one to watch buddy comedies wth

must really suck to be you nerd

Emma Stone was 10/10 approachable in this. It's a shame she's just another Hollywood face now.

I've never been invited to one except for the times my mom asked/begged/arranged for me to go to another kid's party and/or family relatives' parties.

Does it make you feel good to bring that up? Do you think it excuses you from sounding like a facebook dipshit spouting Superbad quotes starring your favorite weed-smoking kike Seth Rogan? Fuck you.

...

>normiescum

U WOT M8? Superbad is the least normie teen movie ever made. It's all about how awkward and shitty and goddamn lonely teenage years can be. If it wasn't a comedy, it'd be straight up /r9k/:The Motion Picture.

ball dick ball
It's like a division sign

No ones gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam

Seth is literally /r9k/: The Character.

>no friends
>spends his free time watching porn
>tries to fight his way through social anxiety with alcohol
>blames other people for his unhappiness
>obsessed with dicks for some unknown reason

You may be on to something.

michael cera's character is Sup Forums

>low T
>spaghetti in pockets, always
>sperglord
>bitches out on friends
>complains about porn
>zero experience with girls/women

>complains about porn


Since when do they do that?

every porn thread some faggot has to talk about how shit some porn star is. like how remy lacroix got "fat" in their eyes. or stupid shit like that

So who is fogle? [s4s]?

Reddit, obviously. Since he wants to fit in with the Sup Forums guys and for everyone to think he's cool.

absolute best line in the movie lmao

this

fogle is the kind of guy that wants to hang out with the shitbags but doesn't want to be an actual shit bag. he just wants to steal their material and pass it off as his like reddit has been doing for years. he also likes the taste of being a grimebag but overall fogel isn't a bad guy

Did we just cockblock McLovin?

That makes sense. Also Lacroix looks a lot like Becca.

So Jesse wanted me to tell you you're a faggot and that you can't come to his party

Looks like someone's got an exam.

What, did you want me to die infront of his spit?

It's 10:33.

Sup Forums

It was pimp. I'm like a pimp. I feel like a pimp right now. Like one of those pimps.

BECCA BECCA

she's hot

Naw he had like a 5-6 year run, not insane parts but he'll never have to work again
He spends all his time with his band now anyways

like little baby toes

yeah well..at least you got to suck your dad's dick

Don't do it kid..

>Oooh Evan! I would've never been able to handle your fucking four inch cock, inside my pussy without your tremendous bottle of luuuube!

EAT SHIT BUM!

This is a good thread

bruh he's on a cbs show right now.

I remember watching superbad when I was 14 or less.
>Thinking I will have sex one day and have good friends like they were.
>will go to house parties with girls in the parties.

Now 21 and literally nothing

You've got a lot of anger in you kid.

>g-give me pity!!!!!
kys my man

is that a recent pic? he's still fapalicious. hhhnnnngggghhhhhh!

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how do you filter out vertical-horizontal posts?

Unplug your computer

Alt+F4

>implying unplugging laptop turns off laptop
idiot third-world poorfag