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>in theater watching Kong
>made it in time for trailers
>got my /sips/ and my snacks, in a bretty good mood
>trailer for the mummy comes on
>guy behind me says "what ever happened to that other guy"
>"that brendan fraser dude?"
>"yeah him"
>"nah, tom cruise is better"
>hang head in shame
>whole day is ruined
Why must these normies be so cruel?

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Was Brendan one of those cursed pretty guys who looked good but were introverted weirdos deep down?

Not sure what would suggest that

>Literally turning into Bill Murray in Lost in Translation
I wanna see it remade with Brendan in 5-10 years

Watching the video

>tfw we've JUSTed him up with our memes beyond what would normally even be possible
I feel kinda bad

I'd watch. Who would play qt pre-plastic scarjo though?

The memes didn't JUST him, they were showing how JUST he became

I would've beat those faggots up

He was already JUST, and we accelerated the process with meme magicks

Well regardless, we need to harness meme magic to unJUST him. I want to see him on the big screen again damnit

It's possible that it's too late for the memes to reverse the process, but we can try. We need to have a constant Brendan general up on Sup Forums AT ALL TIMES

was Blast from the Past a documentary about Brendan Fraser's life?

>tfw even if we had a Patreon set up that somehow raised half a million dollars a year for him we STILL wouldn't be enough to fully help him

Tom Cruise is a crazy twat.

Was anyone asking for a Mummy reboot? No
Was anyone asking for Tom Cruise to play the lead? No


Seriously, it's not nearly old enough for a reboot. What the fuck.

One of my favorite comedies. That and Bedazzled were great and nobody is convincing me otherwise.

what the fuck was his problem?

reminder that brendan MAKES OVER THREE MILLION A YEAR

he can lower his alimony payments if his pay drops under that

the fraiser mummies were a reboot too

I'm aware of that but the original is almost as old as cinema itself.

the thing that really breaks my heart is that reddit stole this shit-tier meme but you people still post it here

It's not a meme. Brendan is a person user: a living, breathing man that needs our help

It's worse when you realise they're rebooting The Wolf Man and Van Helsing too. I hate this monsterverse thing. Why do two movie studios have to rival each other all the time?

Looney Tunes: Back in Action is top tier comedy

Bump for Brendan

noway he makes this much

>there's a provision in Brendan and Afton's divorce agreement that will allow for a reduction in alimony payments, but only if Brandon earns less than $3 million a year.

Do it

_brendan

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I want the reboot to happen just because it will piss of ChamCham

hei'll be fine

alimony ends in January 31, 2019

who the hell is chamcham? his agent?

Brendans split personality

>He only has to lose another 2.7 million dollars

Calm down Brendo

>pay it Brendy or you will never see our kids again

>Kids
Juries out on the youngest

Look at his old videos he was full of charisma

Now he's just an empty shell

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they're all like that

You mean /JUST/ general?

Its very obvious that he is suffering from severe side effects from anti-androgen therapy in an attempt to save his hair

His agent probably put him on finasteride/dutasteride, and probably spirnolactone once it became apparent those weren't working

What Brendan needs is to stop his anti-androgens and start TRT. It's probably too late though, he looks so fucked up that his endocrine system is likely ruined beyond repair

Keanu is like that and he's doing fine

He's a massive weirdo and probably gay

monkeybone remake when

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Unfunny forced redditor meme.