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תן לקודם למות לפחות, כל פעם שעוברים את ה300 רצים לעשות חדש

aaggghh...

מי \רוצהלמות\ פה?

the bump limit is 310, that's usually when you need to create a new

לא אני חבוב

What does it feel like the Nazis say mean things about you?

/got/-in-exile edition when?

לא אני

How are your tabernacles connected to the internet

When mods fucking shits fucking die

שמעתם את זה כאן לראשונה לאדס, אנחנו הופכים להיות הbrit או הcum החדש

אנימה

מה אתם /שומעים/?
נשאר בארץ רוק? לא שמעתי שום רוק ישראלי מהעשור הזה

we're taking advantage of the chaos to spread to new territories... slowly

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Stop it, you're not good enough
אולי אחר כך

How religious is your average Israeli?

Also, do Israelis take pride in the fact that the descendants of the Romans who destroyed the Temple, until recently have prayed to a Jewish magician nailed to some 2x4s?

Depends, usually contempt or indifference, but sometimes I do get a bit buttflustered

>How religious is your average Israeli?
Very religious, considering how many children haredim breed compared to secular Israelis

Do you find their obsession worrying?

מלכת האנימה

not at all, we do all the traditions and that but eat bacon and do stuff on saturdays

pretty sure the average jewish israeli keeps kosher

they do most of he time but as soon as they go to humongous they take a double cheeseburger with bacon

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Honestly I do. When I see the comment section of youtube videos filled with so much stupid hate... well, I feel that if we did rule the world and manipulate it behind the scenes, then it would be just, because there are so many that hate us. It's only time until some retarded Sup Forumstard loser actually goes and shoots up a synagogue.

I can't wait for some Sup Forumstard to shoot up a reform Synagogue in a liberal state, just to see all the drones in Israel support him

>We do all the traditions, except for the two traditions we're supposed to do

That's Jews and Judaism for you

do you see Christians as Idol worshippers?

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לא עוקב אחרי המוזיקה בישראל כבר כמה זמן...

the ones that believe and pray to saints or do all cristians do that?

You're an idiot

I do because of Sup Forums shitposting, but the average Israeli views Christians as the same as us (if they like Israel) or as satan worshiping atheist murderers (if they don't like Israel)

fun fact: one time I talked with some ars and told him I am an atheist, and he asked me if it means that I worship Jesus.

The opinion on Christians vary wildly. Most of us don't care.

>he asked me if it means that I worship Jesus
Please don't bring this normie shit into my safe haven

>the ones that believe and pray to saints
Orthodox and Catholic christians have saints.
But their are more like an example of a good christian for believers to look up to.
You don't pray to them.

Are you unironically a Christian believer?

nobody is "supposed" to do anything

Most Christians do I think. I know Catholics and Orthodox are supposed to (and that's like over half the religion right there).

But they justify it by claiming they're merely "petitioning" them to intercede on their behalf before Jesus.

But the church says they had super powers and causes miracles and sheeit. sounds pretty pagan to me

yes

christianity>judaism in terms of comfiness desu

Superpowers = Special abilities granted by god
miracles = Gods intervention in favor of saint

Judaism is literally the least comfy religion

Yeah except Jews do the exact same thing

nah Is*am is way worse

That's where it comes from.

and they also pray to a wall, your point being?

>this thread

I took the time to read through those 613 mitzvot that you got there. And it's really worrying the stance on Idolater in specially if Christians are seen as Idolaters I wouldn't want to live next to some orthodox jews.

That Jews don't care about Christians doing that shit because it's so common here as well

nobody wants to live near them they are arab-tier hated

OH YOU DON'T LIKE OP'S THREAD, IS THAT IT?

מאוד comfy תפילת ערבית בשישי זה

Some of them are civilized and nice

Even the Ultra-Orthodox don't follow Judaism 100%

the least meme answer would be this:
average Israelis either won't care or even like christians, but the actual halacha defines it as idoltary. However, I am pretty sure that it's still ok for goyim because it doesn't defy the rules of Noah, so idk

This thread is shit bobby you fat fuck

>I wouldn't want to live next to some orthodox jews.
Who does?

יז וְאֶת-כָּל-שְׁלָלָהּ, תִּקְבֹּץ אֶל-תּוֹךְ רְחֹבָהּ, וְשָׂרַפְתָּ בָאֵשׁ אֶת-הָעִיר וְאֶת-כָּל-שְׁלָלָהּ כָּלִיל, לַיהוָה אֱלֹהֶיךָ; וְהָיְתָה תֵּל עוֹלָם, לֹא תִבָּנֶה עוֹד.

Deut 13:17

The hard stance on Idolaters in specially when you are seen as an Idolater is quite harsh.

SHIT IS IT? IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?

Who gives a shit?

how does a typical israeli day look like? do you wake up in the desert, kiss the wall of your hut and then slay your neighbours or how does this work

Don't burn down my city ;_;

>surprised a book written 2500 gives crazy brutal rules

C'mon, I know Christianity also follows some of those crazy rules. But even most serious believers won't act on them.

Yes that's exactly it

I wish I could leech off the government in Denmark

>wake up
>drink coffee
>browse 4chins for a couple of hours, masturbate
>suddenly recall how miserable and lonely you are, how hopeless and futile life is
>feel the weights of crushing depression upon your shoulders
>slide into bed, cuddle hard in your blanket, utterly powerless
>fall asleep for a while
>wake up
>repeat

Careful bobby, careful now.

Kys yourself my dude

numbers confirm

stop burning my grandparents Hans

>wake up at 4am cus the arabs wake everyone up for praying with thier megaphones
>feed camel
>wash in the river
>ride camel 2 hrs to town
>get rubbed 5 times and raped once on the way by beduim
>sell falafel to stupid goyim
>market forms a war band with idf&mossad help and go bring justice to the beduim
>raze their tents and rape the ok looking women
>go to local small jew counsel and talk about taking over the world
>report our logs to the elders
>go home while shooting one lost arab child on the way for sport
>count shekels until fall asleep

literally me

I'm sorry but what has been burned can't be unburned.
Also Nazis where not really acting the Jesus way.

There are some workarounds in the Halacha that basically says that all those rules about killing people as punishment can only be given out by the Sahanderin, and that it can only be re-established when the Messiah comes, which is a fancy way of saying "we can't kill every single goy we meet, otherwise how can we steal their money?"

To put it in Christian terms, you are like the virtuous pagans.

>camels go on strike
>have to walk 8 hours to work
>get stoned to death by the boss for arriving late

>wake up
>thank G*d for this wonderful day
>wash face and brush teeth with hummus flavour paste
>drink coffee and have a lambchop with falafel for breakfast
>get inside car
>get into traffic immediately upon leaving the parkinglot
>start yelling, swearing and honking
>get into a fist fight
>eventually get to work
>get into another fist fight at work
>listen to the radio and get mad at politics
>pretend to work until 15:00
>say you have to go buy euros for your vacation next week
>get into traffic again, end up having two more fist fights with other drivers again
>get home
>message some ugly fat girls on facebook, because they're the only one who respond your creepy ass stalker messages
>call your arsim friends
>buy vodka and get drunk
>go to a party and try to nail a 16 y/o
>end up fucking a 47 y/o divorced mother in the toilet
>drive back home with your degenerate friends at 3:00
>end up crashing your car into a traffic sign
>get your car towed
>get into a fist fight with the tow guy
>get a cab home
>wake up at 7:00
>repeat

Well Chaim. Being very greedy can be seen as Idoltry too.
So we are at the same boat except that you live way closer to your persecutors.

כותבת בהארץ מאמצת חתול, שונאת אותו, מאבדת אותו, ומוותרת על החיפוש
בתגובה משמר בעלי החיים בישראל מאיים בהליכים משפטים
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מחשבות ?

It's not greed if it's coveting the possessions of goyim

I'm not even kidding btw

>>get stoned to death by the boss for arriving late

You got off lucky. I was sentenced to 6 months in the shekel mines for not standing during the daily holocaust commemoration minute because I was in my car.

אני אוהב חתולים, אבל נשמע שלחתול הזה יהיה יותר טוב ברחוב מאשר עם היצורה הזאת

>שמאלנים הם פסיכים
מה עוד חדש

שיסקלו את הזונה הזאת

I was sent to re-education camp by the ministry of culture militia for standing for an extra ten seconds because they claimed I was spreading Ashkenazi supremacy propaganda by doing so

My watch was just broken

אם הוא לא נדרס עדיין; הוא לא ישרוד אלא אם איזה מאכילה תאמץ את המסכן

>מה זה חתולי רחוב

>חתול שגדל בבית ידע לשרוד ברחוב

>חתול שגדל בבית לא יכול לשרוד ברחוב

>tfw you forgot most of your hebrew you learned being in ulpan for two years
feels pretty bad man

>חתול שגדל בבית ידע להתרחק מהכביש, להתרחק מערסים, איך להשיג אוכל ושתיה ואיפה להתחבא בחורף

מה שאתה שומע

הוא כן יא אידיוט

חתולים הם לא כלבים, יש להם אינסטינקטים של טורפים גם אם הם אף פעם לא יצאו מהבית ויכולים לשרוד בלי עזרת בני אדם

shabbat shalom fellas how do i acquire qt IDF gf

you lived in Israel pewdiepie?

>הוא כן יא אידיוט

just pay the IDF 100K shekel like everyone else

תסביר לי איך חתול שגדל בבית, בחיים לא טיפל בעצמו, ולא פוחד מבני אדם ומכוניות, ישרוד בחוץ
לא כולל אפילו חתולים אחרים שיתקפו אותו