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Fuck
Off
Yank

lmao your ancestors friends died because they were too stupid to fish

nigger

why do all young westerners get tattoo?
do they think it makes them cool?

who /toil tomorrow/ here?

how do you deal with it

*paddles your pop*

average /brit/ user

why are english east asians usually pretty sound, native east asians fairly decent, but the yank version absolutely awful?

autismoyank is still here

yank culture has the opposite effect of the midas touch

Don't feed him or he'll spurge out

...

not sure who that is

It's part of a government programme to keep the aliens away

They can;t comprehend our desire to harm ourselves so kep their distance as long as we scar ourselves with obscene images, poison ourselves with alcohol and drugs and voluntarily spread disease through casual unprotected sex

in a way, we are the Men In Black

yank ones were long ago forced to embrace yank culture and abandon any vestigages of their own

become a NEET

by having fun coworkers in a rewarding job

youtube.com/watch?v=hKUgOffbEoE
Wish the USSR still existed.
Not a commie, but I like the way that it was permanently trying to form grand narratives, and how it exemplified a country that did that - through their collective attitude.

The west needs to rediscover grand collective narratives rather than devolving into further individualism. This doesn't necessarily mean a collectivist economic policy, it's purely cultural. We used to have it to a much greater degree - you would have a great man, and then all the individuals below him, in a war for example. In WW2 you've got Churchill, and that grand narrative of countries struggling - where now we're much more atomised as a society. We need to turn that back if we're to have any future as a country whatsoever. If not, well, welcome to the Britannia supermall.

setting up the dubtrack lads.
if anyone's interested what will happen is every sunday at about 7 i'll link the dubtrack and everyone can just play what they want for a bit in there. in either the main general or another thread if need be we all post albums and then i'll roll them to choose which one we play and we'll all listen to it together.

uni tomorrow
reminder that students have it harder than wagies

hate girls who look like owls

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b097rvk5/the-apprentice-series-13-1-burgers

Today is a holiday so called "Health and Sports Day" and i wont be doing any exercise and will watch anime

arrogant students
argh

good one

>Obamas favourite character in the Wire is Omar
ahhhh yes it all begins to make sense now

don't agree about ussr but agree with post

Look at all this garlic I got for £1.49

Frankly too much garlic

8 hours of lecture every day of the week
considering offing myself

good gimmick
stealing this

i was thinking she's more like an elf

:(

honhonhon

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

youtube.com/watch?v=TwIodFDogfw

tune

@28
>3.08 MB
no thank you bender

saw an ice cream van that had mickey mouse holding the british flag in one hand and the pakistan flag in the other

you all think I'm joking but I'm 100% serious

bonjour pierre

fuckin pumped for mr robot series 3 this week

this is autismo yank if anyone was wondering

How the living fuck did they get away with it?

then you're an idiot

eat it whole!

garlic eaters should get shots

with what?

they're all autismo yank

loling at this

going to the footy tomorrow lads

NERRRRRRRD

remember that episode when the darkie aliens kidnap Yar and rape her, claiming it's their culture?

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who is playing?

>casually mention that there's no difference between communism and socialism
>they lose their minds for three threads over it

went to mcd's today x

rude
wales vs ireland
decisive world cup qualifier

thoughts?

JUST listened to the whole of the sensual world by kate bush

just wanted to listen to the title track then ended up just playing the whole thing

pick a slag

any thoughts lads

just saw a black nigger

what's this then?

Any doctors here?
Is this healthy?

Day 1 - Don't eat
Day 2 - Don't eat
Day 3 - Eat whatever I want
Day 4 - Don't eat
Day 5 - Don't eat
Day 6- Eat whatever I want

I've been doing this for 3 months now and am starting to get cheekbones.
Seriously lads I've gone from a 3 to a 6, maybe even a 7 if I'm being generous.

If I keep this up will I die?

brap
nope, never
bit gay
wish I could

that old building was probably rotting and falling apart + too expensive to fix/maintain

but still sad i guess

have a feeling these will be just as ugly in 50 years time

look at that vampire my gosh

what's their ethnic background?
honestly can't tell

hope the welsh lose

wasn't that stargate

get hounds of love
and never for ever

wouldn't want to listen to any album with /brit/ never mind the trollop that'll get posted

I bet her farts smell oniony with a bit of sulfur. I wonder how many times a day she poos.

dubtrack.fm/join/brit-listenalong
here's the dubtrack btw.

They did it too, made Sam wear a dress.

shit windows on the first one

why

>in 50 years time

which is the new one

irish
english
welsh
irish

what about sue

loving this stylish football southgates got england playing
scintillating stuff

post some tights lads

are you me

literally been starving myself recently

Housemate hasn't paid the wifi bill for 2 months lads. Instead of confronting him and asking him to pay, I've changed the password so all his devices will get kicked off. Expecting some VERY fiery scenes to ensue

all english

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think stargate had raping mongols

do you have a friend in /brit/?

the welsh are filth

3

bet she's absolutely filthy, wish i had just one opportunity with a woman of this calibre

might go on a 2 hour bus journey to south london and explore again

>The issue, she explains, is the calibre of men she attracts. ‘I’m not claiming to be Albert Einstein, but I can’t seem to meet a man I find intellectually stimulating,’ she says. Nor is she the only well-educated young woman who says she is too clever to find love
i bet there is nay a SINGLE person in here worthy of a woman of the intellectual calibre of Natasha with her Media and Communications degree from Goldsmiths

bit weird

have an irl mate here. shagged once, kinda awkward

any juche man in

they're all in paddy shitholes like mancs lancs and carlisle