You thought you could fool THE WORLDS GREATEST DETECTIVE?!

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>world's greatest detective
>spends 2/3 of a movie getting tricked by Jesse Eisenberg doing a parody of Michael Cera

That warehouse beatdown was pretty sweet though.

i don't normally care for Afleck but he's the perfect batman

>not getting the reference

i agree with the warehouse beatdown tho

what's he detecting in superman's dick?

yeah i liked him. i actually dont think BVS is as bad as everyone made out and im a girl

>Lois Lane does more detective work in BvS than fucking BATMAN does

ironically i just watched a youtube video which referenced this, how strange.

Snyder probably owns this DVD

fucking TOP KEK. i bet snyder would have made this version if he had the chance

agreed
i liked it

did you see the extended cut?

>having to choose between based affleck and based evans
i'll take both to go

yes
frankly i like Snyder's movies and style
except for sucker punch mostly

mmmmm ditto.

same. sucker punch was shit. i liked MOS too. needed more naked superman tho.

>MOS
i rewatched and it's good

now THIS is my kinda thread!

so what did zack snyder mean by this, bro's?

my goodness they didnt even try with that superman, he looks like a cheap mexican hombre.

TELL THAT TO ZOD'S SNAPPED NECK

>perfect batman
>lets his emotions dictate his actions (batman would never do this)
>kills (batman would never do this)
>literally a fucking retard when it comes to being a detective (batman would never- well, you know the rest...

YES! SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE

here, have a pussy

It was fucking great how hard Stuckmann tried to act like he was just goofing around after people ripped into it.

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ikr did you see the video where he was telling everyone he should be grateful as he has a wonderful wife, his own channel and how he saved many people from comitting suicide?

he was clearly trying to convince himself of all this kek

dont forget it only took him 20 minutes

>10/10 Batman casting
>12/10 Superman casting
>0/10 Wonder Woman casting

What the fuck

this would be hotter if superman wasnt some skinny beaner but hey, i'll be generous and fap anyway. im so good to you faggots you really dont deserve me

tell me about it bro it was like they mixed it up with pirates of the carribbean.

That was so pathetic, clearly he thought he'd written some masterpiece and Warner Bros would be calling any day, then everyone shit on it and he desperately tries to save face by saying "I have a wife and I save people's lives! Fuck you!"

he even says in the video his scripts are going through hollywood casting agent, like kek

unless those agent are gay porn studios i doubt it. he shit his pants and gushed like an idiot when russel crowe retweeted him, must have thought it was his beginning on the road to stardom

is this really the guy you could picture being an oscar winning director?

What, you mean Detective Chimp? Or the world-famous Elongated Man? You don't seriously think *you're* the greatest detective in New Earth do you?

more like the world's murderest detective, am I right, ladies?

because of his short neck his mind and body can communicate almost perfectly to deliver maximum impact upon unsuspecting offenders

>World's greatest detective

Is that what he tells himself.to feel better for.not having superpowers?

I bet L is a better detrctive

L is cute.

if he was so smart why did he die?

Seriously? Am I the only one who thinks he looks fucking derp and hilarious? Or have all of you lowered your standards so far that anything that isn't completely retarded is great?

Maybe, but he looks like a goofball in that suit.

Snyder ghost-directed that DVD.

L is an empirical man and operates on a empirical level. He got fucked only because Light sacrificed half his lifespan to see his name.