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BBW (beautiful british women) edition

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toil looms

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

way too early

HATE yanks, love Aussies. Simple as.

it's coming...

Early twat

handsome as fuck

link us some good kpop lads

black housemate just set off the fire alarm whilst cooking

the girl in the house looked at him pissed off and he just said and i quote 'ah yeah woops and that init'

we're not all clones from the clone wars

what begins with T and rhymes with oil?

Excellent photoshop work.

Do """dating""" apps sometimes show your profile t potential qts and sometimes not? Not had a match in over a week on Bumble, but often when I go to a new city I'll usually get ~5 matches per day for the first few days.

That's Liam Neeson user

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MEET
THE CHALLENGE

MAKE THE CHANGE
IT MUST NEVER BE THE SAME!

12 hours time I'll be in the car en route to hell

anime

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can imagine her having a nice pair of dark pussy lips and a bit of bush maybe even a pierced clit

join the cult of danielle

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don't mind yanks in general but really loathe this one bent spamming yank

i really thought it was

Reminder that Latinas > British "Women"

WELL ALRIGHT

OH NO

STOP IT

STOP IT NOW

DONT REMIND ME!

NO NO NO NO!!!!!!

have you got a happier anime? :(

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sue

whenever I hear the words "toil" "just" "peng" or "lad" in public I internally smile

ngl quite look forward to toil
have a very boring life simple as

>tapping and crinkling ASMR
>mukbang

just kill yourself already boring twat

gay dumb aids riddled scum

12 hours time and i'll still be fast asleep

>black housemate
Why ?

I moved into a place without the knowledge that one of the flatmates was pakistani. Pretty naive of me since it was fucking caliphate haramlets, but I cut the lease after only one month.

Not sue again

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work makes us into beasts

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

sounds like a joker
she seems like the kind of person to lead or have membership of a cult

The year is 2045. Physical currency no longer exists and is replaced by government issued cryptocurrency. Magazines and newspapers are reduced to qr codes on slips of paper. Everyone has google glasses. Gangnam Style is now the National Anthem. Amazon delivers your bulletproof coffee each morning by drone. Is this the future you want?

I kind of like my job tbqh.

often think of my life as just being an abstract concept

are you somewhere interesting can I come?

Aw mate fuck off mate

wonder when labour stopped making songs in house.

imagine if instead of THINGSSSSSSSSS we'd gotten something like this played incessantly throughout 1997.

Dragon's Den then Louis Theroux

sorrow
at
sunup

thread moves too fast
was reading about an australian general in wwi the other day
fought in gallipoli and on the somme
wiki article ends with "Hobbs' great-granddaughter is the British Australian poet and writer Bridget Talbot Hobbs Khursheed"
bit sad tbqh

im 12 hours time i will be groggily leaving the house to catch my train to toildom

yeah desu

spent two on an ambulance team
saw things they wouldn't even put in a movie

california just legalized people with AIDS giving blood

no.
no.

turn that frown upside down

>meant to buy a new suit
>Didn't
>Haven't even got my current suit dry cleaned

J U S T

AHHHHH

Never understood the appeal of Latinas/Chinks/Mixed

Just seem bland to me

lads, what was the Matrix really about?

haha mug

Thoughts on soft body galdems?

wait both of the brothers transitioned?

This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

What else are you meant to say? Rorke twat.

>bring four non-BPA tupperwares to the flatshare
>initially hide them in my room
>decide to just keep them in the kitchen
>all four have disappeared
>now I can only use BPA plastic tupperwares

fuming to be very honest with you lads.

not only do i have to get woken earlier than i want to and not only do the fucking normies HOG THE KITCHEN THEY ALSO FUCKING STEAL MY TUPPERWARE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO CIRCUMVENT THEM SO NOW I HAVE TO FUCK UP MY FUCKING ENDOCRINE SYSTEM BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKIJGN FLAT SHARE FOR FUCK SAKES LADS.

):

>brothers

*sisters

i bought a new suit yesterday for £100

she's so plain

hosting a tupperware party around mine if you want to come
i'll give you some

>flatshare
Communism

>brothers

Bigot! And yes, it happened months ago over a year I think.

uni halls. he's a sound enough guy to be honest. the girl is passive aggressive.
yeah he's alrigh.t

you're on this earth for what, 80 years max, and you choose to spend your time complaining about the ZOG machine and NWO? life is too short to fucking care

claim the africafu lads, its nigeria for me

Wamp 2 Dem by Giggs was the best thing that happened this week

why the fuck do trebor mints give me a headache

How often do you get them dry cleaned? I've been rotating the same two for about eight months, and they don't look dirty and they haven't started to smell. I took them to the dry-cleaners this weekend because I thought I really should, but I'm not sure it was strictly necessary.

just pissed in my housemate's tuppperware

parents are giga rorke immigrant traditionalists

yeah, probably got massive sexual abuse when they were little boys or something

can i bring my pint glass

What about that shooting lad? Blew them yanks right out

just theroux for me

oh

care to elaborate

tfw not a chad
tfw no insanely peng gf

have to say i'm glad i'm not thick enough to understand this post

Sierra Leone is my choice.

work is the Rick and Morty of life

bye

in 12 hours time I'll be 105 hours away from the weekend

Major cities I've been to ranked by hotness of the women

Peng Tier
London, New York, Chicago, Hong Kong, Prague, Krakow, Riga, St Petersburg, Paris

Meh Tier
Vilnius, Berlin, Geneva, Dublin, Singapore, Tokyo, Vancouver

Dog Tier
Ulaanbaatar, Beijing, Helsinki, every other British city

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Because you are from the people, because you are of the people, because you live with the same realities as everybody else lives with, implausible promises don’t win victories. I’ll tell you what happens with impossible promises. You start with far-fetched resolutions. They are then pickled into a rigid dogma, a code, and you go through the years sticking to that, out-dated, mis-placed, irrelevant to the real needs, and you end up in the grotesque chaos of a Labour council hiring taxis to scuttle round a city handing out redundancy notices to its own workers. I am telling you, no matter how entertaining, how fulfilling to short-term egos – you can’t play politics with people’s jobs and with people’s services or with their homes. Comrades, the voice of the people – not the people here; the voice of the real people with real needs – is louder than all the boos that can be assembled. Understand that, please, comrades. In your socialism, in your commitment to those people, understand it. The people will not, cannot, abide posturing. They cannot respect the gesture-generals or the tendency-tacticians.

Comrades, it seems to me lately that some of our number become like latter-day public school-boys. It seems it matters not whether you won or lost, but how you played the game. We cannot take that inspiration from Rudyard Kipling. Those game players get isolated, hammered, blocked off. They might try to blame others – workers, trade unions, some other leadership, the people of the city – for not showing sufficient revolutionary consciousness, always somebody else, and then they claim a rampant victory. Whose victory? Not victory for the people, not victory for them. I see the casualties; we all see the casualties. They are not to be found amongst the leaders and some of the enthusiasts; they are to be found amongst the people whose jobs are destroyed, whose services are crushed, whose living standards are pushed down to deeper depths of insecurity and misery.

Vilnius meh tier? Thought the Baltics had the best women
Oh wait, they're all here, aha

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yeah alright mate guess i'm thick

*finishes my magister juris*