>Harmon is a CIA/DEA enforcer investigating Arab terrorists captured in Mexico. With his team--seductive FBI agent Zara and spy-drone pilot Sharp--he flies to Istanbul and uncovers a brutal plot: Islamic extremists plan to use Sonora drug-smuggling routes to bring deadly weapons, and leaders, into the U.S. To prevent an attack on America, Harmon must turn these two savage forces against one another before his time--and his luck--run out.
They both hate American freedom, what are you dumb?
Luke Sullivan
Wait, Van Dam is in this?
Cameron Richardson
>Gun firing
what
Jose Green
We get another sex scene.
OH BOY!
Carter Flores
>That giant fat head photoshopped onto a skinny body
I've learned to appreciate the small things in his movies
Gabriel Moore
What would you call Seagal's drink here? An octo?
Xavier Jones
>he keeps his clothes on again
Colton Reed
And I am eternally grateful.
Connor Gonzalez
dubya dubya ee van dam. Check his left hand.
Gavin Hill
Rob Van Dam, yes.
Lincoln Gray
It's so strange to see him dancing when he barely moves in his movies.
Sebastian Morales
>mfw this picture isn't something a Sup Forums dweller photoshopped in 3 minutes, but an official DVD artwork
Kayden Perry
>Why did I sign up for this movie... >Should I even care? >They want me to look tough? >Did I leave my stove on? >I shrug for Trump >Guess I'll go collect my paycheck...
Wyatt Sullivan
How many birthdays will he snatch?
Jason Evans
...
Dylan Thomas
Post the floating one.
Noah Cruz
Are you for real ?
Jaxson Carter
...
Nicholas Stewart
Now post the one where he loots the MREs from his dead comrades body.
Also, how anyone called a "sea gal" (a dock whore), became an action hero?
Juan Parker
ANYBODY SEEN BOBBY LUUPO??
Joseph Jackson
...
Henry Butler
The government hires him to do the hard work because they're too pussy to do it themselves.
Nathan King
if you look closely you see it's just his arms dancing
Easton Clark
they brown
Angel Martinez
He's killing a turk.
Hudson Scott
did they greenscreen him in or something
Ethan Sanders
>Killing muslims and spics in the same movie
This is beyond kino
Henry Gray
It's operator stuff, you wouldn't understand
Levi Morgan
Watch this.
Elijah Reyes
PUNANI U N A N I
Christopher Howard
...
Christian Davis
...
Kayden Taylor
What's the name of the movie?
Juan Watson
...
Ryder Brown
Realer than real life
Charles Harris
Is that car just a photo?
Colton Wilson
It's like he never touched a girl before.
Brandon Stewart
knowing Sup Forumss photoshop skills your average nerd could make a much better cover than that garbage
Michael Nguyen
Top kek
Andrew Edwards
Are we just to assume he only fucks them by sticking his dick outside his zipper?
Christopher Anderson
Apparently he sits for a lot of his action scenes now adays because he's too fat
Tyler Roberts
...
Tyler Gray
...
Parker Ortiz
no wonder Sup Forums loves him.
Isaac Ross
Steven "The Punani Snatcher" Seagal's first album.
Josiah Edwards
>fat >autistic >delusional >Katana master >awkward with women >worships Putin & Russia
just like one of us
Joshua Perry
>
Chase Reyes
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure there was no such scene in Sniper: Special Ops.
Also worships Japan and hates globalism.
Julian Young
>Mr Seagal recalls learning the guitar while growing up in a Detroit neighbourhood in the 1950s, soaking up the sounds of legendary bluesmen such as Muddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf.
>“I grew up around blues legends. I knew most of them. I would sit down with them and pay attention to the way they were playing and try to learn from them"
Tyler Anderson
>his daughter can commune with the guardian of the universe
Who can stop him?
Leo Adams
>Dust My Punani Kek Robert Johnson would be so proud >Also, Bo Diddley playing with Steven
Asher Powell
>CIA/DEA agent >did black ops missions in South-East Asia >Advises CIA >Katana master >Aikido master >Has the best waifu >Lives a real life anime >In contact with Putin and other Eastern Euro leaders >Talented musician and singer >Deep philosopher >Firearms expert
Is there anything this man can do?
inb4 walk up a flight of stairs
Parker Brooks
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Jose Sanchez
Whos the punani?
Jordan Taylor
cannot*
Colton Wood
...
Jonathan Collins
Is he aware that Muddy Waters and Howlin' Wolf both lived in Chicago in the 50s? Or did they just drive over to Detroit every weekend to play with Steven because he's the legend who ain't white?
Evan Mitchell
...
John Stewart
...
Andrew Myers
didnt watch this one yet. saw the newest one though. i like at the end whenthe cop shoots the skank in her head
Caleb Miller
EASY
Jonathan Murphy
Sex Slave #59
Sebastian Campbell
They could have at least made his head proportional when they photoshopped it on.
Justin Sanchez
You forgot >Grew his hair back
Luke Walker
This fucking cover, holy shit
Brayden Green
EASY
Nicholas Richardson
is this OPs movie? i got to watch whatever this is.
Samuel Ortiz
Seagal has the best movie posters
Christopher Flores
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Brandon Howard
Have you guys noticed he wears the same glasses in lik 80% of his movie posters?
Ignore the top left one, it doesn't have a poster yet so I just stuck a 2 on the original, but it's coming in a few months.
Adrian Morris
I have a special fondness for posters where the photoshop in gunshot effects for no apparent reason. Especially like in the Sniper one, where they have a character just randomly firing into the groud or off to the side somewhere
Kayden Powell
In movies he always wears his own glasses, watches and clothes. He even brings his own firearms.
Some of his movies are filmed in his home.
Connor Long
Kek, that one on the bottom >From the director of a bunch of shit movies you've never heard of and nobody cares about Who do they think is watching his movies actually ecpecting good directing?
Michael Hill
You see the names of the director's other movies?
That poster is for the movie "Cyborg Nemesis", and the other movies are "Cyborg" and "Nemesis".
He just stuck the names of his other movies together for this one.
Nathaniel Hall
That sniper one posted in this thread is fake though.
Christopher Harris
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Jaxson Bailey
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Joshua Carter
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Nathan Perry
>Bottom right
The glasses!
Kayden Lee
>First album >"Mojo Priest is the second album by Steven Seagal
user are you alright?
Gabriel Walker
>*slaps a fake beard on actor*
>you're terrorist now
Adrian Wood
>.38 Special cases flying around
Josiah Reyes
They both work with the CIA
Cameron Wright
>Above The Law >Out For Justice >Hard To Kill >Marked for Death >On Deadly Ground >Half Past Dead >Out Of Reach >Mercenary For Justice >Against The Dark >Into The Sun >Driven To Kill >The Perfect Weapon >The Asian Connection >Code of Honor >Sniper; Special Ops >A Good Man >A Dangerous Man
James Flores
Reminder that Seagal actually brings his own pistols to the movie set
They'd have to be blank-firing guns though - does Steven really keep a bunch of black-converted custom guns just sitting around for when he does a movie?
