Nothing can't breach it

>nothing can't breach it


>I am in

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>we need 2 years to get to the Mordor
>you have one

>throw the ring in the fire Isildur
...
>and you other ring

Why didn't Gandalf just make the ring dissappear with a magic trick?

>Well the Eagles you see...
>folds the paper and pierces it with a pen
>they work like this

>Aragorn and Legolas discuss plan in Elvish
>Gimli: IN ENGLISH PLEASE!
>audience laughs

>This Sauron guy is a ghost. Squeaky clean record, not even a parking ticket. It's like he didn't even exist until the Third Age.

>and my ax!
>holds out Axe body spray deodorant
>Elrond laughs so hard he falls out of his chair

>you have my sword
>and my bow
>and my axe!
>frodo walks alone to mordor with three weapons that are too fucking big for him
tolkien is a hack

top kek

>you're a hotshot, Aragorn, and it's time to reign you in, or the council is gonna have my ass! Greenleafski, take his badge and sword

>Wait! Zoom in on that culvert.
>Okay rotate it 130° and enhance
>Now bring him down, Legolas

Mfw this whole fucking thread

Isildur is so smuk

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>eagle scene
>into the west starts playing

Top jej

>Just 2 more months away from retirement

I don't get it

>Record scratch
>Freeze frame
>Yeah that's me, Maura Labingi
>I bet you're wondering how I got into this mess, well it's a long story

Replace ring with "gun", does it make sense now?

This is the funniest thing I've read in months.

I-is like some dumb cop thriller

Yup.

>Pippin, Guard of the Citadel here. I have Gandalf breathing down my neck and the Steward bustin' my balls. I've got 24 hours to get results or I have to turn in my tunic

anyone in a spoonfeeding mood please explain this one?

>the missus already picked us out a small house near the Sea of Rhun

lmao

Event Horizon reference. The guy uses paper and pen to elucidate traveling through a wormhole.

>Strider? Haven't heard that name in years...

the "folds the paper and pierces it with a pen" trick is often used to explain wormhole theory in sci-fi

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>Event Horizon
and the billion others

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>Boromir rides into screen
>30 seconds of cheering and clapping

>90s sitcom font and music
>Starring Hank R. Lawson
>As
>Boromir

>Boromir punches the Jukebox
>Horn of Gondor starts playing

>it's a "Ranger of the North gets transferred to Ithilien and needs to work together with his southern partner"-episode

>Event Horizon

And Interstellar and literally every other movie that's even slightly related to wormholes

>Gandalf puts hat on
>its full of Grog
>shouts
>TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
>Perry snickering in the corner
>looks at camera and shrugs

>it ain't me

>Sam and Frodo are flown off Mount Doom on the eagles
>It ain't me starts playing.

>gandalf is struck by the balrog and falls
>mutters its time for plan b
>what is plan b?
>run!

always a good laugh

>movie starts
>frodo, pale and encased in shelob webbing
>"i bet you're wondering how I ended up like this"

Is this thread about placing cliche dialogues from other movies in place of brilliant ones from lotr and somehow that makes it funny?

This thread is cracking me up

You knew that was already posted faggot

>did I ever tell you about Radagast The Brown Frodo?
>he had a sleigh pulled by rabbits and styled his hair with pidgeon-shit
>he was a good friend

There was only one Event Horizon movie, you idiot.

>"Now we truly are Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring™

almost fell out of my chair when this happend, so epic

>Gandalf sees Balrog
>I'm too old for this shit

Why did Sauron, the Balrog and Sauronman not make an alliance? They were all evil angels.

Fuck, and he did it better than me, too.

We're going way too far and I love it.

>eagles fly into scene with flight of the valkyries playing
>Gandalf: i love the smell of eagle shit in the morning

>So, we're some kind of Fellowship of the ring?

>now THIS is podracing

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE JOKE

>"In the name of the Middle earth senate, you are under arrest, Sauron"
>"Are you threatening me?"
>"The senate will decide your faith"
>"I am the senate"
>"Not Yet"
>"Its War of the Ring then!"
>"AUUUUUUOOORGHH"

I dont know.. just felt so cliché
I understand why they put it in the extended edition

did anyone else find the sex scene with Sam and Frodo unnecessarily graphic? especially with gollum watching from behind the rocks. I don't know why they have to force romance into every film.

>"Don't lose your head over it!"

Glad they left that out of the theatrical release

you're not getting this thread, get the fuck out

Didnt think of it that much. my neurons was still trying to cope gollums description of dimensions by poking a hole through a folded paper..

really out of place

>It's gone, it's done
>I don't like your methods, Mr. Frodo. But GOD DAMN you get results, here's your badge and gun. Welcome back.

Is this a movie meme or do theoretical physicists agree that if a worm hole existed it would be a sphere?

>It's gone, it's done
>All my taxes are filed

Bravo Hackson

Show me a massive gravity well that isn't spherical.

>My name is Eomir, I'm from Rohan and I say kill 'em all!

>Boromir?
>Get your own mir!

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>Maiar immunity
>It's just been revoked!

Well It's essentially a black hole, which do exist and are spherical, so I'm guessing that's a yes

>Aragorn, Legolas, my office. Now!
>Helm's Deep is in ruins, Minas Tirith is under siege
>Give me one damn reason why I shouldn't fire you right now
>Good job by the way

>Eomer?
>I hardly knew 'er!

holy shit

>we's are nots so differents bagginses and us precious

>nothing can't breach it
>nothing can't
>can't
boy you fucked up bad

>Don't do it Mr. Frodo! If you kill him, then you'll be just as evil as he is!

Nah that's just how Amerisharts talk

>Don't die on me, please!

>Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
>in english Gandalf!

from my point of view the fellowship is evil

>"Damn it Frodo I have Sauron army breathing down my neck!"

Sam wasn't evil. What are you talking about?

>What's the plan B Aragorn
>RUN

this thread is hella epic
mind if I repost on r/movies?

bravo

put me in the screencap

>I'm getting you a new partner!
>You know I work best alone!
>this is Gimli

>Be careful not to CHOKE on your aspirations, Gandalf the Grey

>HEY. I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!

>"The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter."
>"in english Wiz!"
>"Say the password and enter"

>Boarded? By you and whose army?
>This army.

>Is this... Canada?

>Activate it