Character's friends and family constantly barging into his home without calling first beforehand

>Character's friends and family constantly barging into his home without calling first beforehand
>This is treated as completely normal

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>Doesnt anybody KNOCK around here!?

Seeing other people on a daily basis is what normal people do user. You'd know this if you weren't a shut in whose room reeked of semen

>Character needs a new job after being fired or something
>immediately gets one in a day or two

>show up at my house without prior notice
>get door slammed in your face
friend or not its extremely rude to show up at someones house unannounced.

Fucking frogposter get the fuck off my board

this

Im not ballsy enough to slam the door though, will just act freaked out and passive aggressive.

Are you saying that whenever your friends turn up unannounced and just barge in you're completely okay with it?

But I do see people on a daily basis. I just hate this meme where people just waltz into their friends' homes as though they're not doing anything important and are just waiting around for them. It's just polite to call first. This isn't a difficult concept.

My friends actually learned a long time ago to just walk through my front door without asking or calling beforehand. My house is always unlocked, and even if I wasn't home, my parents wouldn't give a fuck.

*rapes you*

>Try to make friends with normies
>They constantly do this when I'm trying have some down time
>Some pricks even call over after 10 when Id be undressed just to sit on the couch and stare at the wall for 2 hours
What do they get out of this?

>doesnt share food

its a dick move for sure. it has worked wonders though. i know people have their phones glued to their fucking hands so no excuse.

But what if you were busy doing something?

what are you insinuating user

*rapes you back*

>Friends pull up in their shitty 4x4 and start honking the horn unannounced
>I walk out and they tell me to just get in like it's a fucking early 2000's teen movie
>Tell them to fuck off and walk back inside
>They wait 20 minutes before leaving
>Get swarmed with angry messages later calling me a no-fun faggot

Fuck me thank god I immediately blocked all contact with those specific people after high school.

they just want to be near u man

>Being too under age to remember the world before cellphones.

I mean just that. What if you were the middle of any activity and they interrupt you or something?

Lock your door you stupid faggot

>main character doesn't have a deadbolt on his bedroom door

is this an american thing or something?

What's wrong with not sharing food?

>Normie calls over during dinner
>Oh user, that looks good, can Ive some

>Normie comes over during me playing a new vydya
>Oh user, can I've a go? What is this game? This looks boring! God you're terrible at this

>user comes over when Im cleaning after a party
>Expects me to drop everything and sit down on the couch with them to watch shit day time tv for hours

>Normie comes over when I'm trying to watch kino
>user this is shit! What's that person doing? Why are you watching cartoons?

College was a good time but I fucking hated the gall when people came in just for me to drop everything and baby sit them. Im glad I live in an apartment where I can see who's outside and pretend to not be home if someone decide to pop in for a chat when Im masterbaiting or something

They can join me in whatever the fuck I'm doing or wait around while I finish up.

>activity
just say it man

>They see my car outside
>See lights and movement through the windows
>Get messages "Let us in"
>If I don't comply Im the bad guy

Usually it stems from the fact your father would beat the shit out of you for fucking with his house.

I know if I put a bolt on a door as a kid I'd get fucking belted.

clear sign of autism

I believe this video has never felt more appropriate than ITT

youtu.be/GsbIdSGwoEs

I appreciate that you like your alone time, but showing that you're down to hang out at odd hours makes you more interesting as a person, and more likely to have further social interactions.

no fun faggot

I must be weird. I don't actually care if people show up unannounced. Though it's up to my whim whether I'll actually answer the door in that case, and if I'm the middle of something I'm going to keep it up while you sit there looking awkwardly.

is this real? tell them you're cleaning

How? I mean if we all chip in for a platter that's meant to be shared then that's fine. And if I've bought something myself and they ask to try some I'll give them some. Say, if I bought some chips or something I'll let my mates have one or two. But if they started taking bits from my food on their own then I'd tell them to fuck off. It's my food and I bought it with my money. It is my property and I'll do with my property as I wish.

Hey now, my room does not reek of semen, I always ejacualte in the toilet bowl

No sense of adventure. I'd kill to have bros do stuff like this with me.

But what if you're doing something that you need uninterrupted concentration for like an assignment for example?

I'll bet you're one of those miserable faggots that keep whining why you have no gf or any friends aren't you? You little piece of shit.

I had friends I explored abandoned factories and train yards with. The people that pulled up unannounced wanted to just get beer and watch tv.

I rest my case.

Same. On top of that my parents would probably just think I wanted to fap and get mad at me.

I wish people showed up unannounced

You literally cannot refute a thing I said

I still have my friends from high-school, I just don't talk to these specific people because I didn't like them.

Did someone constantly ignore you throughout high-school and my post brought back bad memories?

>wish my life was a sitcom

>characters wear their shoes indoors

Do Americans really do this? What if you stepped in mud or dogshit?

I'm only home when I'm off on break from university, so homework is not something I usually have at home. That being said, if I am in a similar situation, just have them chill with me while I get the assignment to a point where I feel comfortable leaving it alone for a while, or just straight finish it if I can. Pressure to finish makes me work better.

just gimme a fry user

I do it because my shoes take a solid two minutes to lace up/unlace.

There have been many times I was cleaning up and they just either stand around orbiting you they sit on the couch and watch my tv.
Most of my friends have siblings and Im an only child so I don't like sharing and just letting people take my food thst I budgetted for or are saving

You'd get sick of it very fast

>Parents have a strict 'no closed doors' rule all throughout childhood
>Never understood why until I hit my teenage years
>Discover masturbation
>Figure out this is why my parents were so autistic about me closing my bedroom door
>Parents constantly walk into my room a few times a week and pretend to look around or make awkward smalltalk before leaving
>The few times I try to close my door my parents yell at me and tell me to keep it open. Wasn't even trying to masturbate, I just wanted to keep it closed for once
>Develop elaborate rituals to fap as quickly as possible and dispose of the evidence while parents were asleep
>End up becoming incredibly good at lying to my parents and hiding things from them
>Parents complain today about why I never tell them anything about my life or what I'm doing

Fuck off

Lel

I don't have enough friends for me to get sick of it

I don't know, man. Call me autistic but I just don't like the presumption involved on their part. I mean if that's just the relationship that you and your friends have then fair enough but I couldn't stand that myself.

it's so fucking awful

seriously

Holy shit I had the exact same situation, I even get the fucking odd conversation about how I never talk to them and hide everything.

What was worse was that our house was fucking tiny and my room was connected to the living room. It made jacking off nigh impossible but at some point I just gave up and just did it, it was a family of 4 men vs 1 woman she already knew what was coming.

>Europoor streets are so filthy it sticks to your shoes

How conceptual can these drawings get? Jesus H. Christ.

Even at my loneliest point where I wanted to kill myself it's still a fucking awful experience. It's just akward since you have nothing prepared to do, there's nothing good to eat or drink and you're usually in the middle of something.

>I even get the fucking odd conversation about how I never talk to them and hide everything.

Same here. They go all the way to tell us what to do for 18 years and then wonder why we aren't friends with them and can't trust them with our problems.

t. Triggered muslim

This.

>a strict 'no closed doors' rule

I knew a guy who wasn't going to allow his kids to even have a fucking door, because "as long as they're living under my roof they have no rights to privacy!". Not surprisingly the same guy didn't believe in evolution and was really paranoid about the gubbernment infringing on his rights to privacy.

Before I got to know him I thought that kind of American was just an exaggerated stereotype made up for laughs, not something that actually existed.

>Dad spends 18 years barely talking to me, only ever to either scold me or tell me what to do
>Mum tells me one day that he said that he wishes he had a better relationship with his sons

Makes you think

>characters exist only as a 2D projection on my monitor
>I'm seeing the action from seemingly nowhere, and no one seems aware of my presence
>other unseen people laugh as the characters tell jokes or do funny things. the characters seem only aware enough of these laughing people in order to let them finish laughing before continuing the scene
>music plays in the background even though no one in the scene is playing instruments
>one moment I am viewing the characters in one location, and then a moment later I am seeing another location with/without the same characters. no one acknowledges the speed at which they were transported
>at the end of 30 minutes there's just black with a list of job titles and names in white text

This is treated as completely normal

And they never lock their doors either

It was a different time

Why didn't you just jack off in the bathroom?

It's not strictly an American thing. Most Western parents today grew up in highly Christian/Catholic homes where porn was hard to hide and masturbation was strictly prohibited.

Even if they don't believe in those things they're still going to feel uneasy and embarrased about it and impose stupid rules like that.

going on five years now

>No, user. You can't leave the house by yourself. What if something bad happens?
>No, user. You can't have friends over. What if something bad happens?
>No, user. You can't sleepover at your friend's house. What if something bad happens?
>No, user. You can't learn to drive. What if something bad happens?
>No, user. You can't buy alcohol even though you're legal age. What if something bad happens?
>user, why don't you go out much? Why don't you have any friends? When are you going to get a girlfriend?

My friendo I jacked off 4 times a day after every day of school. You really think that dashing between your room and the bathroom whilst smuggling porn is not going to look suspicious and stupid.

The thing is my parents aren't religious and weren't conspiracy theorists either. They were pretty average apart from that one rule of theirs. They didn't even have the talk with me either, I had to ask my teachers about various sex questions and such. Of course I went to an all guy's high school and so would've turned out autistic even without my parents anyway.

This ain't rude at all and before cellphones was the best way. My parents would get really pissed off by if I gave out my house phone number so friends would just come to the house directly. I can't imagine people getting pissed off at that. Then again maybe that's just my house because my parents friends would do the same all the time.

Dunno just thought that was normal.

This is objectively wrong. Literally anyone who isn't from Africa first announces his arrival.

I'd do that too but if I spent to long in there my parents would get suspicious and tell me to hurry up.

Most people here weren't older than 18 before cellphones were widespread. It's more to do with the fact it'd take a person 3 seconds to notify you but decide to inconvenience the both of you by not.

Should've just said you like to take baths instead of shower. That explains the extra time.

My parents wouldn't let my siblings and I take baths. They said it wasted too much water.

>anons all have over zealous strict autistic parents
>same anons come to Sup Forums
really makes you think

What the fuck are you even trying to say here?

>mfw my siblings literally live like this
>mfw they come and visit me and their friends just walk through the door
>mfw I habitually lock doors now so that people are forced to knock

It's not fucking normal having people walk into your personalised, safe location without permission, even if it's guaranteed to be granted.

>not jacking off at 2 a.m.
Fucking casuals. I bet you never even watched those shows that air after 12.

Fucking hell can't fap in peace can't take a bath what the hell kind of autists raised you?

hits a bit too close to home

It's literally just a tracing from "Man after man", user.

>Sent to all guys high school
>Parents autistic about sex and jacking off
>Never let me go out with friends
>user when are you going to get a girlfriend?

I know your feel

>living in a place where you can waste water

I can't even imagine.

>he doesn't know

So, I was like 12 and my stepdad gave me a sex talk and said, 'u know ur at the age where ur gonna want some privacy in your room, if you know what i mean. It's ok to masturbate, it's normal, so i'm gonna put a lock on your door. If ever the door's locked, don't worry, i know it's your private time' or something to that affect. Needless to say, I was taken aback and pretty much never used the lock, bc it would mean I was spanking it. One day, I ran into my room to change real fast to go swimming or something. Lock the door. Stepdad knocks, "One second!" "No no no! That's ok son, I get it ;)" "Noooo, i'm not..!" Never locked the door again.

It will just be the same 2 or 3 people. Only like 4 people regularly did it to me. The odd person who'd Ive be semi friendly with a couple times during the week but mainly the 4 couple thatd do it almost every day

>Have bedroom filled with anime shit throughout highschool and till now
>Never even asked this question because they know they did this to me

Both a gift and a curse, I'm entirely certain my inability to socialize today is because my parents refused to let me drink, go out, go to parties or sleep over during high school. I'm still salty since I actually got invited to go out often too, even by girls.

Honestly they weren't shit but they did a lot of things which, in retrospect, kinda screwed me up

a lot of normies are and completely fine with people doing this...

some people have never spent time by themselves for exteneded periods of time besides when they are studying for an exam.

some people/normies actually feel anxiety and sick if they aren't interacting or surrounding by more than 1 person

>Dad never gave me the talk
>Learnt all my shit from porn

Not a good feeling

I know that, I just think someone who comes to Sup Forums might understand the nuances of being alone, even if just a little.