/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

game night when edition

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Some time around DnD night

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We're 0-5 guys.

the Polish-Lithuanian Fashionwealth

Is that liturgical vestment or memeclothes

All hail (((Judah P Benjamin)))

is a screwdriver a pussy drink?

it's the sort of thing the nobility wore. The nobles loved eastern fashion because they thought they were descended from the Sarmatians.

reminder this is afro marxist general
"kill da wite, kill da farmer" :)

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git

>dude the south is full of religious nuts lmao
why won't coasties fuck off already

> got called "you are not that bad for a turk" by a f*male again
Why are women so racist towards turk males

>page 9
NOT ON MY WATCH

god damnit arkansas i was waiting to start a new /turxie/ edition what the fuck

>deliberately let /dixie/ threads die to make /turxie/

we are in yuro hours c*nwegian, you are in MY domain now
you cannot fight me in my own realm
secede from your throne and i might spare your life

i want a new monitor but new models come at the start of the year

/dixie/ is bumped

and your plans foiled

Hmm.

then i will just have to conquer your thread instead now wont i
dixie shall become the turkic hordes domain

N-NANI!

I remember listening to The Dixie Chicks as a kid.

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>southrons losing to turks

lolno

i remember that too, but everyone dropped them after they shit talked GW back in the day

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kek

would drive a bulldozer over records

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this is the anthem for 50 y/o fat chainsmoking dirty-blonde roasties with kids older than you and me, who spent their teen years getting trains run on them by Chad Cleetus and Billy Bob in the back of a Chevy Chevelle, taking hot southern loads in every hole in their body
they now wear those oversized tit-curtain dresses you see at Walmart and go to (baptist) church every other Sunday

>would bang

>chicken biscuits n hot sauce for breakfast

yee YEE

i want to invest in general motors, but i have to make a deal with the devil and pay 2.6 euros a month

im too lazy to go see some jew and sign some good boy paper

>GM™

yeah they're getting into electric cars market
gonna fug tesla up

prolly

tesla really had the benefit of no competition for a long time, they may fade into nothingness going up against the biggg boiz

and by fade into nothingness i mean get pushed out of the electric car market and going into solar or some shit

Traditional car companies are going to die, it's obvious they're only after profit and not change. Why do you think Tesla is worth more than GM or even Ford? Because they're for innovation and change and the investors can see that and believe it. I mean if you're only after profit yourself then go ahead and invest in GM, they'll still be profitable for a decade or two.

youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg

>"did you see that guy"
>"oh me gosh he was hilarious"
$20 bucks says that guys his buddy who went to video it

and that theyre redditors

>anime run at the end
god is dead

most certainly that is the case here, the camera just started when he got on the table, dont think normies cut their videos before uploading

even so this is so painful to watch, just shows the mindset of a rick and morty fanbase

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>be me
>5th grade
>currently on the last week of D.C. field trip
>got dared by my friend to imitate an english accent for the remainder of the trip
>i do it
>imagine a 10 year old walking around D.C. with an english accent from texas
>no one cares or recognizes
>final week is up, time to board the plane back to houston
>i take a middle seat
>takeoff
>i started to freak out when we hit turbulence (i hate flying)
>start talking to this older guy in the next row
>in my english accent, and because of my nervousness, i talk pretty loudly
>he's asks me if i'm english
>"of course i am mate"
>starts asking me questions about fish and chips
>this motherfucker feels the need to correct me when i answer wrong
>spaghetti everywhere
>plane lands
>everyone gets up
>everyone in front of me has the same color shirt on, so they must also be a class going to D.C.
>read the back of their shirts
>they're from london

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o lawd this wins

and you know that since theyre fucking brits they told that story to everyone they knew

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badda bing badda boom

i want to change my name to mikael

finnboo tier

>Hebraic name
eww

i DONT want to change my name

lel

why the hate for Mississippi ?

Because M*ss*ss*pp* is a hell hole.

STOP MOVING TO LOUISIANA YOU FUCKS

its a bad place to live

>4x S
too many

It's some plebbit rick and morty shit about the sauce

yeah
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roommate was being annoying all weekend so i let him miss his calc class because he subconsciously turned off his alarm

take that normie

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /dixie/. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the civil war most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Conway's faggy outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Walt Whitman literature, for instance. The southrons understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /dixie/ truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in Turkbud's existential catchphrase “tfw no gf” which itself is a cryptic reference to Nietzsche's German epic Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Penman's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a /dixie/ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the belles' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

I really like this one, most beautiful imo

i want old /dixie/ back

newfags out

dunmerposting in

TFW NO GEFE LOUISIANA
WUB A LUBA DUB DUB!!!!!!1

ye the second national was great but when it wasnt waving it looked white

so they added the red stripe

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>VEHK

nothing wrong with white flags

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>tfw too chad to have a threatening flag
you just don't get it

I prefer the red stained banner, it has a more complete look to it, additionally, I don't like the proportions of the stainless banner.

I would understand why a Frenchman would like a flag made entirely of white :^)

*404s at two in the afternoon*

my feet are always cold fug
even if i wear 3 layers of socks

DIXIED

it still does that sometimes lel

but now we have foreigners

Wear slippers

wearing slippers right now
and a robe

maximum comf

yeah i was looking for them on aliexpress, nothing good caught my eye yet

honestly a pair of socks + slippers should be enough

i assume tho that as a denizen of the arctic you're very picky about the thermal qualities of your footwear

qt

look
harder

that hasn't happened in like a month, it only 404s at night now and maybe only like a fifth of the time. We do need some more actual Southern posters though, it seems like the only new people we get now are the "& friends".

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spacing

yeah i want tHIK

you might be wearing so many socks that it might slow the blood circulation to your feet
wear slippers instead
or get one of those electric heat pads for chairs and put it on the ground and use it for your feet

i have normal socks and woolen socks on, blood flow should not be restricted

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this would be top tier comfy but quite expensive

Just get some slippers and woolen socks, the main problem is that the actual floor is cold, not the ambient.

just move to Dixie
you will never be cold again

was this you?
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>american is shouting
kek

I'm the opposite way. I never wear socks unless it gets to like -30°C and I need more than just my winter boots to keep warm.

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>the hard working and persevering Spanish
>encomienda
>reducciones
>2 million people emigrated from 1400 to 1600
>completely ruined local cloth and iron industry with export taxations
>four times bankrupted from 1550 to 1680

>the brazen Portuguese
>shooting Bantus, Somalis and south Indians
>hold European markets by the balls until the sugar and spices declined, afterwards turned into a clero-royal social nightmare

>the rebuilt glory of Italy
>catching Berbers with their butts naked against the crumbling Ottoman administration
>arranging a deal in the horn of Africa with the Brits

I'm no Germanophile but really...

Can confirm as accurate

t. muh ancestors

Napoleon shouldn't have dismantled the HRE.

We have to bring it back.

Delete this

agreed, Germany was never the same after that

>captcha: Moors