Seriously though, how the FUCK do I get a girlfriend?!? ;_;

Seriously though, how the FUCK do I get a girlfriend?!? ;_;

You go outside sometimes.

Basically you get one by accident during highschool/college

After that you're pretty much fucked unless you're very charismatic

Just be yourself

work out

Just ask a girl out ffs

script on interpals and drunktext on whatsapp

you can practice at the supermarket

>>>>>>>Only chads allowed on Sup Forums.

u don't

Just be urself.
Works every time.

That's wrong.

have looks, money, or status, with looks being by far the most important and it happens automatically.

Nah, I have looks, not going to complain but it's nothing compared to friends who have money and they fucking get outdone by even minor celebrity status, even if it's just playing for some shitty local band.

you probably aren't as good looking as you think mate. I mean looking like pic related and being >180 cms

>Step one
>go outside
'fraid that might be too much to ask

wtf adsijajsdkasjkdjasjdajjaa

prey upon naive foreigners

you don't. 0,01% of men date and fuck 99,99% of women. so if you are not extremely rich and handsome you are fucked

>Makes a thread asking a question
>Never posts in his own thread again

When will you fags understand it's literally as easy as B.E.E.ing ure a self?
Ur wrong

he probably fapped and no longer gives a shit about gf

>have looks, money, or status, with looks being by far the most important and it happens automatically.

The vast majority of people by definition do not have looks, money nor status. And yet they have had girlfriends. Something doesn't add up here.

Let's be honest, what percent of society honestly is tall, fit, smart, interesting and rich?

>hit the clubs with the lads
>talk to EVERYONE, male, female, hot girls, ugly girls
>laugh constantly
>talking to everybody will get the 'social snowball' rolling
>eventually you'll end up talking to a girl you like
>don't overtly try and fuk her, but talk to her 'man to woman'
>still joking and teasing and laughing constantly
>push-pull game
>end of the night, tell her your getting food or something and to come with
>bring her home and fuck her
>set up dates the morning after
>turn her into fuckbuddy
>if you like her, make her gf
>¿¿¿
>marriage

Do people on Sup Forums actually believe that?

just fire up some conversation, see where it goes. only works if she's already into you though. also might not land a 8/10, depending on situation.

>laugh constantly
>still laughing constantly
i'll give it a try, the rest sounds too complicated to me

Go outside

almost all people have had food at one point in their life but there are still hundreds of millions of currently starving people

that's science my friend

I'm 180 cms, more than tall enough here, naturally broad shouldered and while I wouldn't consider myself as objectively good looking as the guy you posted, I've got a more boyish style, I have beaten better looking guys than him for some girls, personality does give you a small edge.

That's not going to beat having mad money, as in private yacht tier. You can be meme autistic and ugly as fuck and still be fucking literal runway models when you have that kind of money, provided you at least have the sense to run in the right circles.

Yes, believe it or not women like to brag they just fucked a guy who's loaded.

If you're not at least 190 centimetres tall, a current or ex-IFBB pro, rich (minimum $10MM USD assets, not including real estate), 90th percentile penis for your ethnicity you might as well just hang yourself because you will NEVER get laid.

indeed

I don't understand what you mean. Unless you're suggesting only the top maybe 5% of society gets to enjoy girlfriends/wives while the other 95% are virgins and post on r9k.

forgive me I am really high and its hard to express my thoughts.

nearly everyone will have a girlfriend at some point, through simple luck or exceptions to the rules, but your chances of getting one go up when you have more points in looks, money, or status. So to answer the question of how to get a gf I would say just have those, because typically in my understanding people acquire gfs through osmosis and there really isn't anything you can actively do to get one that isn't almost entirely dependent on your birth circumstances.

literally this
I just pretend to be a drunken fool and acquire women that I totally don't deserve

This is false

2/3rds of adults in the USA are overweight, how hard could it possibly be to look better than them?

As for money if you major in STEM or business and actually work hard, network, and do internships you will be pretty well off financially and better than a large portion of society as well. How are those not things you can literally affect with your choices ( Unless born with horrific facial deformity, or some neurodegenerative disease that prevents you from learning)?

how to get a gf : just be yourself

Can you talk to strangers on whatsapp?

With the advent of the internet and smartphones in particular, you aren't just competing with people in your social circle or local area, but against people in your entire city. Women can pick and choose from the top 20% even if they themselves are below-average in terms of attractiveness. So while most Americans are disgusting savages, it's little consolation because you have to do much better than average to have gfs consistently.

>As for money if you major in STEM or business and actually work hard, network, and do internships you will be pretty well off financially and better than a large portion of society as well. How are those not things you can literally affect with your choices ( Unless born with horrific facial deformity, or some neurodegenerative disease that prevents you from learning)?

The money you make from STEMceling isn't really enough to compensate for ugly looks in my opinion. You would need massive sums of money like the Mexican user described to compensate that I just don't think the typical guy who isn't born with connections would be able to acquire in most cases. Beyond that, is it really that much of a prize to have access to women after you've spent years slaving in college and working like a bee and they've already been thoroughly used up by dozens of good-looking guys and mentally damaged by promiscuity? I just couldn't justify that personally

I am a college student and literally no one gives a shit if you are aesthetic. At best some people have told others that i am a bodybuilder which is offensive to me because im not a faggot who poses half naked on stage.
If you are muscular people will just think youre coping.

I haven't done any of this in a couple of years, but normally the woman mentions it and offers to exchange numbers.
Use MySpace angles in your photos and inhale liquid courage to disregard social anxieties.

t. failed normie

Daily reminder:
You will NEVER EVER get a gf if you don't
>own multiple multinational corporations
>are over 2m tall
>have several body building trophies
>have a penis over 30cm long
>score above 200 on IQ tests
>speak 15 languages
>are immortal
No, I think he means talking to autistic foreign girls online and asking for their numbers

What's wrong with coping? That's just a defense mechanism for actual insecure people.

>"Oh you're driving a nice car? COPING FOR SMALL DICK"
>"Oh you have a good job? Coping for getting bullied in school by Chad"
>"Oh you're reading books and not being a brainlet? Coping for not having good social skills or smth"
Etc. Never understood this meme. Is there any way to not cope besides just refusing to follow basic hygiene and societal norms & expectations?

Heh im morbidly obese and on welfare... not coping now heh what's upppp ladies ;)

Literally impossible in sweden
Good luck when there are 2 guys for every girl

the fuck are this faggots saying

just be yourself that's the only truth, you'll get a gf sooner or later

>only 2m cutoff
Fuck up out of here manlet

>get fit
>wait for the stars to align
>perform voodoo rites every day for at least six months
>sacrifice a lamb to Asmodeus
>go live in the forest for an entire year and only wear animal fur
>get a nice car
>sell it and buy a horse
>consult a shaman
>get involved with criminal organizations for street cred
>beat all the SNES library using only your penis
>be yourself

Not going to bother replying to the rest of the lookism bs but as for the "Is that really such a prize..." no, it isn't. Women arent suppose to be the main objective of life, they're just a side quest that you accomplish as a result of living a good life in other ways.

Instead of "how can I get a gf" it should be "How can I become a person that has a girlfriend?", and no the answer isn't "be born with billionaire parents and having top 0.0001% genetics in every single area.

2m dwarves get the 1/10 girls

...

yes, as long as you seek girls out and continue to do so, the reason there's such a thing as literal 30 year old virgins is shyness/cowardice, they're not just going to drop on your dick if being yourself means you're a friendless shut in NEET

I know what you're saying bro, and people who hate you will always say stupid shit like "oh hes just coping" no matter what you do

But being mister muscle and looking better than 2/3rds of fat fucks is not a good way of getting a gf.

Half of those guys are arabs and niggers though and contrary to popular memes most white girls don't want interracial relationships

It was just an example of something that's very easy to do and has major benefits. Literally no reason not to lift, no other activity that can be done for 5 hrs a week has the same benefits.

If you want someone like her, forget it. All of those instagram interwebz beauties, they're all plastic surgery photoshop camera angle queens.
Look it up on YouTube/Google. Just saying.

Lifting is probably the main reason i have any purpose in this life. Honestly if I didn't work out i think I would've killed myself long ago. So yeah i think if you are lost in life its a really good idea to start working out.

>marrying a slag you met in the club

Guy on pic looks weird and not so attractive at all. At best average.

obviously he looks weird to the average heterosexual male, but attractiveness is objective and can be measured. that guy is highly attractive; his neck is superhuman tier and his only real flaw is hairline.

>obviously he looks weird to the average heterosexual male
I'm female, 31, married, 3 kids

L O N D O N. O N T A R I O!!!!!

You buy one from the closest third world shithole, in your case it would be SEA

Post fuß

You need to learn that real woman have nothing to do with all those fake shot going on in movies. So do real man. (Autistic) women think if they don't look like 16 year old girls with firm tits and perfect face and tiny plastic nose and bigass plastic lips, they won't get any good guys.
(Autistic) men think if they're not 1,90m built Chad with rich parents and a lawyer career going, they won't get any women.
Get it.
This is not how reality works. Your autism and lack of social skills and socialising is the only thing preventing you from finding a soul mate.
Social skills are learnable and trainable by the way. Start with body language and mimic books, go over to psychology after ant practice practice practice.

Don't like feet and it's cold.
Get my hand instead.

Stop laying down the truth

Fuck off you cunt. You got approached 500 times in your youth and settled down with the guy you liked the most. You float through life on a pink cloud and now you're here handing out advice as if you've been through anything. FUCK. YOU.

I think she might be right user. Maybe the problem is with us and our attitude towards life.

And you're gonna ask out 1000 grills and settle down with the best that didn't reject you

Not every cunt has brit level slags

I got approached once (at work), fell in love, wanted to marry him and be with him the rest of my life.
He cheated on me with his ex. I broke up with him and the guy who fell in love with me at first sight (also at work) but was too autistic to approach me first, said fuck it and told my best friend about his feelings.
She pushed us both together, we became a couple (me 18, him 21) and married two years later (me 20, him 23).
Wouldn't call that settling.
We have one autistic child too, the other two are normal. It's nothing bad and I know she can learn everything, is highly intelligent like most people here, like my husband. Only difference, she's slow to learn those things whereas others know instinctively.
I love her and would take anytime an autistic girl/boy/husband over dumb but "normal" ones.

>asking out
>getting approached
>the same fucking thing
See, she didn't have to lift a finger and everything just worked itself out.

What exactly draws you to this website and particularly this board? Where do you find value here?

I literally cannot imagine being over 30 and married and spending time here.

> marrying a slag who's dtf on the same day that she met you
Why would anyone do that? If she's willing to fugg a complete stranger like you, she's an easy woman. How could you ever trust her?

>See, she didn't have to lift a finger and everything just worked itself out.
Because I am a FUCKING girl.
Could say the same thing all of the three times I got pregnant and carried his children, one of them a bigass son of 4kg. And pushed them out with pain and agony, without painkillers the natural way.
And breastfed them over a year. Three healthy beautiful children.
>see, he didn't lift a finger and everything just worked itself out
Its the way this work mate. GET OVER IT.

She might be ikibey for all you know
Just because women have different difficulties and experiences, it doesn't mean they float on a pink cloud

> married at 20
> from a dude from work
> working when 18
Are you a turk or was it a part time job?

>She might be ikibey
Lmao

>she might be ikibey for all you know
Whenever i see a g*rman flag from now on ill be sure to remind myself that theres a good chance the poster behind that flag is ikibey

When I'm not namefagging I'm all kinds of personas

>wants chad
>chads cheats
>oh haha not everyone want chads

>What exactly draws you to this website and particularly this board? Where do you find value here?
I'm kind of autistic too, but not really. Like highly intelligent but know how to socialise and be normal. I work in the IT field, was one of the /b tards (lurking little bit ) in my early twenties.
I came back for advice because people here are like my husband/firstborn and I have the urge to help them with advice since my daughter is born.
Don't think I'm here too often I'm only on my mobile occasionally in little free time here.
Also sometimes you learn a lot about human psychology while browsing here.

It's easy if you're black.

because you are a pretentous little faggot who thinks hes better than others, but he isnt since hes spending time here too

its pretty fun, not your retarded self pity threads though

t. 34y old

>carried a large son and painfully/guesomely squeezed him out

I really didn't need to learn that I like that shit

>Are you a turk
Jackpot. Yes I am ethicallying 100% turk.
Didn't study because parents were poor and my father a fucking psycho NEET.
Got into Ausbildung, got any problems with it, dumbass? Not every woman wants to study gender diversity.
Got a letter from school though that I'm very intelligent and should study further too. Twice.

I don't think I'm better than others I just see literally zero value in this place as a huge fucking loser 22 year old.

Imagining how much worse it could be for a 30+ year old is impossible for me. Didn't mean it in an offensive way m8. I know there's millionaires and married people and chads with 200k+ followers on their instagrams who go on Sup Forums but I never understood their perspective.

It was pretty obvious by the way you mentioned bringing your child
Only a turk female has that kind of autism
> got a problem
I was just impressed lady chill out
Working on your late teens is hard

>>wants chad
My ex was a bi, 1,70m tiny dick, huge head, Russian. My husband is straight, 1,84m huge cock, pure bred German. I'd say he's definitely the Chadier, better looking one.

>I was just impressed lady
OK you really seem to be a cool guy for a turk. You know how our males usually are.

Most of my lads are alright people
I feel like sometimes females take the unironic racism towards turk males a little too much
You arent the first female to say "you arent too bad for a turk" for example
Then again most alamanci are scum of the earth so I can relate

Not that guy, but i find it quite interesting to find a 31 year old, reasonable gurbetçi female in our little mongolian throat singing forum.

Biraz pasif agresifsin ama neyse iyi günler.

>Then again most alamanci are scum of the earth so I can relate
That's true.
I'm not really racist though, I do know some really OK turks man, who are married and good fathers too (socialising with other parents).
Only problem is that I like my men highly intelligent, pale skinned, blonde and blue eyed. Don't know why that is exactly though.. my parents are from the black Sea. People there often are like that, because of the Russian genes. Don't know if it's because of that, that blood draws blood...?

I know of another alman gurbetci lady who posts on Sup Forums and she mentioned there are more of em

UNIRONICALLY just BE yourself.

KARA BOGA

MY WH*TE ASS IS ON FIRE

Çok ilginç yav, alamancı kadınlar benim kafada "amım çok azıtıyor" videosundaki kız gibi işlendiği için böyle ingilizce konuşan, hele dörtçanda postlayanını görünce şaşırdım. Ama bak bu karadenizlilerde rus geni var demiş, kekliyor olabilir :D

>Biraz pasif agresifsin ama neyse iyi günler.
Çok özür diliyorum ama aybaşım geldi ondan biraz daha agresif olmuş olabilirim.
Size de iyi günler.