Did he solve football?

Did he solve football?

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if solving football means not having injured players then yes he did solve football

Pep made the Bayern team doctor (who's also the national team doctor and Usain Bolts personal physician) quit after 40 years there because he's a fucking cunt.

>mendy
>stones
>kompany
>aguero
>gundogan

all been injured for decent lengths of time

Yes, spend money. That’s literally all you need to win in soccer. Unless you’re Liverpool or United who don’t know what a good player looks like

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>Manchester City will hold contract talks with manager Pep Guardiola in the summer as they aim to build a dynasty to rival that of Manchester United.
oh my

>BBC Sport has been told the City executives never doubted Guardiola would succeed, even though last season was the first during his career in which he did not win a trophy. Their feeling is the Spaniard underestimated the intensity of the Premier League and endured intense frustration as he wrestled with what he regards as the greatest challenge of his career.

>last season the PL was genuinely 2deep4pep
wew

We can agree that Xabi Alonso is the only one that can be as great as Guardiola in the future?

Xavi is too arrogant, Busquets is too dumb, Moutinho doesn't have the required experience at top football, Iniesta and Modric are too beta and Messi and Ronaldo are both autists in their unique kind of way

Lahm

Paul Scholes

>Pep made the Bayern team doctor quit after 40 years there because he wouldn't have agreed to pep's doping scheme
fixed

Just you wait la.

rakitic? not a world-class player, but pretty clever on the field, seems to be a hard worker and to have his head on (mostly) straight

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Stevie G la

Think about all the players currently doing their badges that are studying everything Pep does. There are surely going be copycats coming soon who can actually replicate his game. Can't wait

schweinsteiger

>liverpool 5-0
>@chelsea 0-1
>napoli 2-1
>arsenal 3-1
>@napoli 2-4
>@man united 1-2
>spurs 4-1

best start to a season i've ever seen. we'll see if they can keep it going. theres a lot of games left.

2-4 in napoli showed how good they are. and 2-1 in old trafford against >muh anti-football bus-parking elite manager who doesnt need blank checks did too.

funny thing is Pep measures himself by how >we do against Chelsea - winning 0-1 at Stamford Bridge is probably >our most important game of the season so far.

CARRICK

just wanna see balotelli >coaching a team for memes

barca (under poop) when autisticessi, iniesta, chav(ie), and biscuits were pinging shit around was the pinnacle of football. that's how you play the game.

Kolo Toure

This

*spends ₤1.05 bn*


sure

Yes. No one can stop him. It's insane. Wish I could bet on City not dropping any more points. Because that's 100% a bet I would take.

Pep made the Bayern team doctor quit because he was running his own clinic and treating bayern players on the side instead of actually being an in-house head doctor

Could pep fix balotelli?

Actually what's the currently best black coach?

Guys stand back, I've got the secret formula.

The black manager I can think of is Jimmy Floyd who was at QPR for some time after 'Arry. Not sure where he is now that Ian Hollerway took over.

Kroos

he's been fixed for over a year now

Who will he buy in the winter to keep the wins coming and how much will he pay?

KDB is playing in the form of his life, just watch this guy pass (which is THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT factor in Peps game). Obviously he has good scouts that probably reside in some kind of favela hell hole, so he has like 20 brazilian goats to choose from. Man City allowed him to buy 22 sidewards passers and pace negros which perfectly fit in a sidewards passing, pacy style of play.
For some kind of reason the players think he is a god so everything he says (probably just "pass the ball to KDB") sounds like the new testament to them. Suddenly you are 14 points ahead in the league

So why did no one else do this before?

Actually they did, Wolfsburg were one of Germany's top teams when KDB was there GOATing it up. Now they are relegation tier. Unfortunately only one coach can hire KDB or Messi, peviously the best player in the world, at a time and Man City had the incredible wealth to keep trying their luck until they picked a winner. BTW, it wasn't Pep who signed him, but he is sure benefitting of him now! Whatta guy!

*obliterates the league with Delph, Fernandinho and Sane*

yes, pretty much

KDB

>paul scholes locker room speech
>scholes just looks around awkwardly
>players sweating bullets because he didn't even tell anyone the starting lineup
>yeah okay let's go lads
>???

>have a £1bn squad
Yep, solved

Then why doesn't anyone else have these stats?

Because the EPL is a terrible league for parity.

Poop spend more than any manager in his 2 season at city

if you're a doctor for 40 years, you should be retiring anyway

Chelsea will roll city 3-0 in the return leg. Mark my words.

>take over treble winning team
>make them le reach semifinal team
yup, solved.

Could actually imagine this

Chelsea and United aren't exactly a million miles away with their spending.

>one eplel with 2 servings of MOUzarella

That will be £1bn + tip

>they still don't rate Pep
>spending a lot wins you trophies!
What about PSG, Mouyes and Milan

can he do it lads

Brenny did it in a league more balanced than EPL, Pep can make that double

>Manure
Already had their time with SAF. Maybe Mourinho can stop being a meme but I doubt it.

>Chelsea
Abramovich has never given anyone a blank check, considering he isn't a country and still needs the club to be profitable.

69 games is not even the record lmao maybe in scotland

>PSG
Walked the league for several consecutive years

>Mouyes
Has won lots of trophies

>Milan
This is their first year spending big

PSG won numerous French trophies in recent years
Mourinho got the Mickey Mouse treble in his first season with Man Utd
Milan went with meme players. They will have to wait a while, I guess

Chelsea would have won if they didn't play dirty and injure their striker.

How is TSUU autistic?

>Busquets is too dumb

wtf?

>stones
>kompany
>mendy

he has found a brilliant way of football which ironically ruins football as it becomes a no contest, unless the other team has literally 10 or 11 players behind the ball and score from one of their few counter attacking chances.
thanks pep.

Mourinho has spent like 10m less than Pep over two seasons, looking at his signings as well they're far better.

>Has won lots of trophies

Pep will have more by the end of the season and he's like 10 years younger

Still waiting for those CL games before I >rate him

If he wins a shit load of trophies with City I will rate him as GOAT. Something like consecutive league titles and at least one CL.

This, people are seeming to forget that they spent £215m this summer and their collective team outlay is worth £775m.

Kombouarè maybe. He's only okay tier though

>muh transfer fees

Doesn't he have two CLs?

It's as boring as watching mou park the bus tbqh. Watching city make 500 passes on the half line before doing anything actually puts me to sleep.

>one of Germany's top teams
Wolfsburg were 2nd only once in the league

>Adjusting for inflation
Rly mks m think.

>blocks your path in CL
Now you laugh, we shall see

*ring ring*

this

Cambiasso unironically

the pressing is insane. really brutal for other teams. City have so much confidence in it now - they look like the best pressers in the world at the moment.
defeat that and you can easily defeat City.

How does he deal with teams that sit back?

Just score on them lmao

Lol no
The other team could press them. Be aggressive. Play a high line. Try to play some football themselves.
It's just a lot more risky. And a lot more tiring.
Man city is taking those risks on themselves choosing to play the way they do.
If the other team had any desire to win and to entertain, they would be willing to take those risks too.

GOOD post

KDB and sterling blooters

So the 4-1 against Spurs

literally all of their 2-1 victories this season

They won the cup with KDB playing a major role. But even he couldnt carry that abortion of a club to a league trophy

And you also conveniently forgot they sold 18 players worth of £120m this summer.

>poop

>customer

Reporting in. I unironically rated Pep since he destroyed >us in the Champions League Final a few years back.

Can't argue with his record desu

He ruined football because the premier league tactically is in the stone age.

This is so roody-poo candy-ass bait. Even the most cynical of observers agree that City are the most enjoyable team to watch play right now. They put on a clinic no matter who they oppose.

Just like Pep's Barca in their prime.

So it was based Brenny last season, who's gonna be the manager that exposes him this season?

Based Pardiola

>b-b-but he won't be able to make through christmas, too many games without rest
is this the last hope of eplelfags to stop this constant humiliation by poop?

Yup, get unlimited funds and buy best players around.

He is good trainer but he only had real success with prime Xavi/Iniesta/Messi era Barca, in Bayern he didn't win nothing except Germany league and now training City with unlimited funds and he did not have success first year.

Put him on low budget and then he will prove is he really great or fraud.

nah we'll be laughing at you when he wins us 5 CLs in a row and lel liga fades it irrelevance where it belongs

>spends billions
no kidding

Willy Sagnol

Better conditioning than their opponents, pass and pass and pass until they tire out and make mistakes, southampton and west ham late goals were as a result of them burning the defenders out