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looks like the virgin outfit from the virgin vs chad meme

The fact that you've posted such a thread proves how Israel is a normie haven

You're right

Thank g*d it's just a meme and I pull pussy all the time irl

fuck you volk

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>Magnum condoms
Subtle. Did you know they have the same girth as the regular ones? ie anyone with a normal dick can pull them off
>iPhone
I like wasting money - the phone
>Pocket knife
שנינו יודעים שזה חרטא, כל מקום עם גלאי והוא מוחרם
>Black and gray ensemble
Edgy nihilist coming through
>Shitty backpack
At least buy a good one if you're using a backpack
>Evian water
I like wasting money - the water

Overall 4/10 and I'm being generous

chav.jpeg, 5/10

>being this jealous
>being this poor
>being this pleb

pic related it's you

i have never bought condoms or even used/touched one
as for the clothing, i'm just like the virgin meme

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I like long cool walks in the scorching sun

that's a big briefcase

>tfw used to date a girl on the pill and now have to use condoms again

Doens't the pill makes them less horny though?

Or have I been lied to?

I think you've been rused to

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the black dress shoes confound

forgot old as fuck, ill-fitting, counterfeit leather jacket

>jealous
Of what exactly?
>poor
Not really no
>Pleb
Said the one with the iPhone and the edgy normie attire

lmao @ your life you fucking dork virgin who doesn't have money for an iphone

the shoes potentially ruin the entire thing m8

>No money
Haha lol
>Dork virgin
Well not a """player""" but got a gf
Yeah, but fancy shoes aren't as comfy

I'm an /o/tist

get ultraboosts for non fancy occasions
feels like walking on springs and pretty /fa/

are you a grill

also, what the fuck? which rich grandparent died?

>get ultraboosts for non fancy occasions
>pretty /fa/

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Don't really like running shoes
It's called having a job and not buying useless overpriced shit like Evian water and iPhones

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Why so much fancy color bro?

you're gonna roleplay as a richfag now volk?

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Dog bless

Assume 20k paycheck, average 14k profit after bills and rent and what not for 5 years and you'll get about that sum, also not volk

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14k after taxes
minus 2.5k for rent
minus 1000 food and bills
10k profit
8 years you've been saving with no unforeseen spending?
how old are you to be making 20k for 8 years 40?
fuck off retard

there is literally nothing wrong with white or off white caged ultraboosts with laces
>20k paycheck after taxes
>monthly expenses including rent totalling 6k
>this for 5 years
now I'm calm because I now you're a memeing 18 year old

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Do you wear the same thing every day?

Okay okay detectives, you caught me,my father died last year, figures are still pretty accurate based on his paycheck and spendings

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top kek

The absolute state of England.
youtube.com/watch?v=oFs2gY3NFqw

>have to be a detective to figure out that you don't have nearly a million shekels lying around
gee you really didn't think that through

>Implying I used detective to call you literally a detective and not to imply LARPing

I hate this "new" volk more than the previous one

I man that I didn't have to larp or even think about it for more than 3 seconds to determine that it's implausible

No but it's my general style

where's the kvas???

this desu

Feeling's mutual Mr. Magnum
Fair point

please go back to being volk, I won't curse you anymore

>volk will never call you an Israshit again after a you said something reasonable to her
just die in my sleep already (._.)(;_;)

>her

Not volk though, but I guess I can act as him if that'll keep you happy

Hurr durr, everything is expensive, Israelis are rude, I'm a hot slav girl, please notice MEEEEE!!

Greetings from USA.

ayy, sporting your tacticlaps I see

been to vegas lately?

He acted alone stop talking about it...

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>He acted alone

Judge me away boys.
Pretty much what I always wear / bring with me.

what is with europeans and attacking their crotches with girl jean cuts?

exactly what i have on me right now

why do you need a bottle of whiskey and a knife with you

>attacking their crotches
What? It doesn't even touch my crotch.

Being from Israel you should know when to leave things alone...

GOOD

fuck virgin r9ktards

european xxl size is like medium for USA. thats why he probably thinks pants is too tight :^)

Whisky because I like drinking, and a knife because I use it every day in work.

I understand you lot don't have testicles

what multitool is that

It's a meme that everyone puts a knife in those pictures

Stupid newfag

its just friendly banter m8, why do you have to be mad.

i used to be really fat too, now i am pretty good. feels so good to be able to wear slim fit shirts.

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being fat has nothing to do with your testicles and dick be bothered by stupid tight jeans

>It's a meme
Sorry but I actually do carry that knife daily..

What do you work at, KGB?

No, just IT. Open like 300 packages and cut wires daily.
The tools at the office are always missing..

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>weed 420 blaze it
>man ring

But they are not tight.. Normal loose fit.

Those don't look tight at all.

Also a random cropped picture from google doesn't represent what it looks like in real life.

American posts just keep getting dumber

Consider American FUPA

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as opposed to Finnish posts, whose mean could scarcely get any worse

You are such a fucking dumbass

Since when a broken phone is related to terror?

I would say the same to you, but I lack the insecurity.

Americans are fat. Of course anything resembling normal is for them 5 sizes too small.

sup Sup Forums

europeans just don't have dicks or testicles, that's clearly what we've learned here

r8

sweet boaters my dude

pants is a bit shit desu but fine other than that.

also driving a fiat? come on now.

thanks bruh

brooks brothers has some really good stuff

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i still don't understand the skinny jeans meme

what's the problem