FLAMES @ CANUCKS

NO FLAMS FANS IN /hoc/ EDITION

Monitoring this game

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is gaudreau channeling his inner bulju?

fukin flams fans they're never around to make game threads fun

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yes, but with less autism and snot eating

Canucks confirmed for a W after that quality Boeser posting

>implying Boeser posting ever stops

someone do the girl faceapp on boeser pls

digits is who gets injured tonight

>bortschi
lel good thing he's already out, we're safe tonight

cant stop wont stop

loui eriksson is unironically one of my fav active players

>Markstrom saved the first shot of the game
HERE WE GO

to think some gook bitch thought she could mess with that flow

>tfw no horvat

>Brock Boeser hasn't scored a goal yet

>bringing scissors to a signing
>actually letting your toddler grab it
>actually letting him near anyones face with it
the fuck is wrong with chinks

Right?

Lets go Flames, Fuck the Nucks

No souls

at least it wasnt a markstrom softie

jv18 not taking the body ffs

>fuck the comets
Ftfy

>flams fan
R A R E
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>its a gagner can't win a faceoff episode

i sure love being reminded of how raped we've been by injuries!

Canucks hating flames fan here. You’re not the only one.

>stecher bullying a midget

How tall is that fucking guy?

>flams fans in Sup Forums
we all know there's no such thing

That would have been the meme goal of the year

don’t worry, my digits will ensure an immediate boeser blaster

dowd is actually lebron james

Subban would have something to say about that

No I’m legit. New to Sup Forums though

right on bud

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EXCELLENT post

They should change the name of your team to the Vancouver Nocups

Bullshit call stripes. Stick caught the post

>pp
oh fug

Good Henrik dubs!

Still better than having your name changed to Houston desu

It's because Flames fans are the least autistic in the league.

>one of the cheapest tickets in the league
>in threat of relocation
congrats on being the least autistic though

>t. Gordo from Airdre

Made me laugh, but it's not gonna happen m8

>pp
>green doesnt start with the boeser line
literally no reason to not to

Relocating the flames to the sun belt will be terrible for hockey.

no shit, but your city can't help it because they don't want to pay for the arena

They’ll pay eventually. Nenshi just loves the attention he’s getting right now.

>Brock Boeser hasn't scored a goal yet

It's not gonna happen. It's just negotiating tactics from the Flames owners

lmao tkachuk btfo

Fuckin goof taking that clapper after the horn.

>literally shooting as the horn goes off
sorry but jake is a bit slow

>Every Canuck is getting speared now

wouldnt be surprised if he chimped out and got suspended this game. dude is the reincarnation of avery

He’s got ten times the talent of Avery. Avery was a suitcase that never saw anything past the fourth line.

>cheapest tickets in the league
Fake News -- our tickets are cheaper than average (mainly because we have the 2nd oldest rink in NHL), but we are far from the cheapest.

Also, Can't-pucks are below league average for ticket prices too, by only 1% but it's still nothing to write home about

>tfw no dorsett to taunt tkachuck into a suspension
:(

holy fuck imagine if we still had burrows or bieksa

Ferland would put bieksa through the glass

bieksa has been knocking everyone out in 1 punch lately. he's shit as a player now but still pretty tough

Born in Vancouver, lived in Calgary a few years, I can honestly say Calgary is the absolute shittiest place in canada. Worse than Edmonton. The people are inbred suburbinite retards and absolutely horrible at driving. One guy killed his whole family christmas morning by not opening his garage door and running the car because he was stupid. The city is literally one long road with kms of suburb over ridden with Thai gangs and every single person owns a huge truck that will never be dirty. Date rape is a culture there and the metis Indians and worse than Aussie abos. It smells like puke constantly no matter where you are and when it rains 7000 people die.

try living in winnipeg then report back

gave me a good kek

"eventually"
i have my doubts, nobody wants to pay for an arena that they'll see none of the profits for. if the flams owner don't want to compromise and throw some cash in for a new arena i don't see why a relocation wouldn't happen, especially with the low canadian dollar and emerging houston/seattle talks

He was always a shit player but good at fighting... Rick rypien taught him how to throw down

Rip

You’ve obviously never been to Regina or Winnipeg.

i don't care for the flams but i like johnny manlet

here we go again

R. I. P boeser

he'll be back

>visibly injured player
>no whistle
what the fuck man

Wow, great hockey talk.

Cool thread guys

Yeah fucking right

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why dont the laffs ever get injuries like this??

Broken foot for sure buds... Karllsson trade?

hopefully he's back, it happened last time he blocked a shot too. they just fucking sting

t. Lanny mcdonald

i’ve lived in winnipeg, edmonton, calgary, vancouver, halifax and mississauga and calgary was the shittiest. only city where my car got broken into and it happened four times, someone shit in the flower planter of the lobby of my condo.

lel the laffs lost matthews and are in a losing streak, and the rest of the team has fallen down to earth so kadri hasnt had a point in like 15 games. the yearly laffs collapse is happening

fugg

>someone shit in the flower planter of the lobby of my condo.

press f to pay respects to the city of vancouver

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>giordano scores
>"YEAH HE'S DONE A GOOD JOB IN THIS GAME SO FAR BY TAKING OUT BOESER AND SCORING A GOAL"

these fucking commentators

I can barely watch anymore. This team is so fucked now. Like so, so fucked.

There is no hope

I've lived in Vancouver too bud, it's no fuckin picnic.

The people in Van all have their faces in their cell phones 24/7, and nobody talks to you. The only nice area is Kitsalano, which is too expensive for anyone who isn't rich, and the city is over-run with rude third-worlders. Main and Hastings is 100 times worse than anything you will ever see in Calgary (along with 90% of the Downtown Eastside except Gastown)

Calgary is a great city to live in. You're a fuckin clown

i'm gonna continue watching despite being completely fucked. i saw the snes fan in the thread endure every single game of their ride to the bottom of the standings, it could be worse

Brock Boeser hasn't scored a goal in this game yet

I lol'd hard when Booser got hit in the toe

Fuck your city, and fuck your franchise

>The people in Van all have their faces in their cell phones 24/7,
This only happens in Vancouver?

>mad at boeser
dumb coilers fan

It’s exclusive to Hongcouver