Do nips actually say "oni-chan" irl? Shit sounds so fucking gay

Do nips actually say "oni-chan" irl? Shit sounds so fucking gay

dunno

I'm gay

Me too...

nice dubs

Britain ONIITYAAAAN look MEEEEE!!

俺と一緒にやらないか?

Yes
But not "Oniiiiiii-chan!", more like "Onichan"
Some use anta or omae instead

yes most girls including my sis call their senior brother so

Is your sis cute?

>you will never have a qt imouto

No, actually say it ''Kuso-Aniki''
The meaning is ''shitty-bro''

How many times have you masturbated with her underwear?

8/10

more like nichan
or just kimi

0

I want an asian girlfriend so bad.
Not even being ironic right now, I'm legitimately sad that I don't have an asian gf, even the ugly ones are cute as hell.

Niiiice, how old is she? Any incestuous story you can tell us?

Ok, that's disturbing.
How many times have you sniffed her panties then?

19
no

Im so jealous tbrh

Post picture of her.
I really want to see how would a 8/10 woman look like by japanese standards.

Perhaps you know that he is telling a lie

no
i'm not into incest and ANIME AIN'T REAL

Bit too old but still sounds good. Did you use to take baths together when you were younger? Any chance you'll post a picture of her underwear?

>Any incestuous story you can tell us?
What a sad little man you are.

Yes, people do tend to refer their brothers by bro and their sister by sis.
I know right?

A little lie here an there can make life happier user. Do you have a sister by the way?

Nigger, you have a hot chick walking round your house half naked, leaving her underwear in plain sight in the bathroom and you haven't had a single sexual thought about her?
Are you literally a faggot?

Yes, but she calls me like "shitty-bro", "Oi"

And is she cute? How old? Why is she so rude?

Objectively looking at 9/10, but looking from your own 0/10
18 years old, and I am 19 years old
Because it is a sis-bro relationship

post a pic of her tummy

Like I have it

How come every nip here has a hot imouto? Does your "sis-bro relationship" include playing around, wrestling, maybe touching each other a lil bit?

nah, but she's been scouted by show-biz agencies on the street a couple of times, modeled on some fashion magazines, and all friends of mine who met her say she's qt so i think she's 8/10

>Did you use to take baths together when you were younger?
yes, only during pre-school period though
>Any chance you'll post a picture of her underwear?
fuck off

you would't thinks so if you had a sis..

When I was in elementary school I always wrestled
Even now I very often scuffle fight
But it does not know embarrassment and sexual feelings
I wrote it a while ago, but because it is sis-bro

Ever thrown her of a balcony?

>thrown her of a balcony
No
Why did you ask?

C'mon man don't be so greedy, share with us a bit.
Sounds really nice man, next time you see her let her know I've think lewdly about her.

> "shitty-bro"
Sounds very unfriendly in English. Is it less unfriendly if someone says it in Japanese?
> "Oi"
Does this mean 'what's up' ?

>Do nips actually say "oni-chan" irl? Shit sounds so fucking gay
In fact, it sounds like this type of guys would say.

shitty-bro is "Kuso-Yarou" in Japanese
It is so aggressive that even my best friend can not use it
"Oi" is also "Oi" in Japanese
It's also aggressive

Those without sisters do not know their annoying
For example, even if you plan to go to bed on a holiday for a long time, you are forced to wake up
When long in the bathtub, she comes into the bathroom saying "Get out, because I use it !!!"
I want to kick her out of the house, but she says "I will never go until I get married"

the solution is clear, you have to marry her

very bad joke

weebs BTFO

>no wanting your sister to bounce on your dick while calling you "onichan"
What is wrong with you.

You can't be serious!
I wrote it over and over but I can't see sis with sexual eyes

God designed japanese sisters specifically to be dicked by their brothers, you should know at least that.

Do you have an imouto?

No but I have an onee-san. Not into her though.

But onee-sans need erotic love from their brothers too, don't they?

But I only like imoutos.

Don't you feel sorry for your onee-san because she doesn't have an otouto bf?

Eh she's already married and we're not very close, so it's probably ok

Maybe you were her favourite but when she asked for your love silently you didn't respond.

Maybe. I guess we'll never know.
Do you have any sister?

Sadly not, except one imouto :3

Nice. How old/cute?

2 years younger than me, very cute. Inb4 incest suggestion: I'm an itokocon.

That's not half bad either, I have some pretty cute cousins.